Astute viewers (or at least those that don't use TiVo to fast forward through the commercials) may have caught the fake PSAs that the gang from The Office shot for April Fool's Day, covering a number of topics ranging from office romances and bear attacks to the definition of average height.
My personal favorite of the bunch remains the dueling messages of the office romance PSA, delivered with deadpan accuracy by writer-actors B.J. Novak and Mindy Kaling (who play star-crossed would-be lovers Ryan and Kelly), each of whom shares a contradictory feeling about the good/bad of an office crush.
NBC.com is hosting these and the other hilarious Office PSAs that are currently airing on the network, along with a plethora of online exclusive ones. Check out Ryan's admonition not to film yourself having sex or Jim's feelings about how good of a movie The Fugitive is.
Never has April Fool's Day been funnier. And for once, I found a (fake) commercial I would actually want to watch over and over again.
Written by Jace on Friday, March 31, 2006 Permalink
Filed under: The Office
You can call off the search party, Michael. Missing Lost castaway Walt (Malcolm David Kelley) has been found... in Camden County. Well, not quite. But phenom Malcolm David Kelley did show up last night on a new episode of Thursday night favorite My Name is Earl, in an inspired bit of guest casting. (Whoever does the casting for Earl deserves a medal... or at the very least a commendation from the viewing public; the guest shots never seem gratuitous--cough, cough, Will & Grace, cough, cough--or forced.)
In last night's episode ("Boogeyman"), Kelley played Alvie, a rich kid terrified of the dark. Back in his thieving days, Earl traumatized him by hiding under his bed while trying to rob his house, an act Alvie has never recovered from. And this being Earl, there's a twist: Earl first makes it up to Alvie by being his personal slave for a day but ends up liking the kid and talks with him each night. Slowly, Alvie begins to be afraid less and less as they keep dimming the lights, until finally he falls asleep in the dark. End of story, right? Nope. Alvie, thinking that his father doesn't care for him now that he remarried and has two more sons, runs away from home and wants to live with Earl. And when Earl tries calling Alvie's dad to explain, there's a bit of confusion and everyone thinks Earl has kidnapped Alvie, which leads to a tense standoff with the police... and ultimately a tearful reunion for father and son.
It was wonderful to see Kelley, usually so tough and fearless as Walt on Lost, seem vulnerable and scared. This child actor is so natural, his talent so effortless, that he is a joy to watch in any role. Someone needs to give this kid his own show, stat.
Or at the very least, have Malcolm David Kelley (and Walt) make his way back to a certain haunted island in the middle of nowhere.
Written by Jace on Friday, March 31, 2006 Permalink
Filed under: Lost, My Name is EarlFox Scurries onto "Vantage Point"
Variety is reporting that Lost's resident holier-than-thou doctor, Matthew Fox (Jack Sheppard), has signed on to co-star with Dennis Quaid in the feature film Vantage Point. Pete Travis (Omagh) is directing.
The film is described as a "Rashomon-style thriller that depicts the attempted assassination of the president from five different points of view." Quaid and Fox will both portray secret service agents.
This is the second feature that Fox has signed onto; he's currently in pre-production on the Warner Bros. football movie We Are Marshall, which also stars Matthew McConaughey.
No word on whether the assassin is a creepy, black-smoke monster that can see into your past.
Midseason Network Scorecard #1
For those of you who are keeping score of series either picked up, cancelled, put on hiatus, or burned off, here is the latest:
Hit FOX procedural series Bones has received an early pickup. The series, which stars Emily Deschanel and David Boreanaz as a forensic anthropolist and FBI officer respectively who solve crimes, has earned a slot on the Fall 2006 Fox schedule.
The same goes for critically acclaimed drama Prison Break, which recently returned from a four-month hiatus after its 13th episode cliffhanger. The series, which charts a complicated prison break (duh) and stars Wentworth Miller, Dominic Purcell, and Robin Tunney, has been picked up for a full 22-episode order for Fall 2006, though the show is expected to take another mid-season break as it did this season.
Not so lucky is the WB's sitcom What I Like About You, which stars Amanda Bynes and Jennie Garth as sisters. The show, which ran for four seasons on the WB, will not be returning next season. The show wrapped its run last Friday with a series finale that effectively tied up the show's plots.
Missing ABC politico drama Commander in Chief, which stars Gena Davis as the first female president of the US, returns from hiatus in a new timeslot on April 13th in the 10 pm hour. Network hopes the struggling show will benefit from a strong lead-in from new reality series American Inventor. Missing ABC comedy Less than Perfect also returns from the ether as well. The Sara Rue-led sitcom returns to the Friday night lineup after a nine-month hiatus on April 18th.
Cancelled-before-it-had-a-chance CBS dramedy Love Monkey, which starred Thomas Cavanagh, Jason Priestley, and the always-divine Judy Greer, was killed after only airing three episodes. However, the show will be burned off on cable channel VH1. VH1 will air all eight episodes of Love Monkey beginning next month. VH1 will air the previously aired shows back-to-back in a three-hour block on April 11th (beginning at 7 p.m.), with the remaining five unaired episodes airing weekly on Tuesdays at 9 p.m. starting on April 18th.
As for CBS comedies Courting Alex and Out of Practice, CBS announced yesterday that it was putting both under-performing sitcoms on the bench for the rest of the season. The network claims that the series will return at a later date, but it seems more than likely that they will burn off the comedies during the summer months.
British/American Drama Darling Announces Four New Dramas
The Hollywood Reporter is reporting that cabler BBC America has announced several international co-productions, three of which will air in the UK on BBC (the other on Channel 4)and here in the States on BBC America, including four new dramas. The co-productions include:
Waterloo Road, created by Maureen Chadwick and Ann McManus (Footballers Wives). Series will center on an inner-city high school where the teachers have given up trying to make an impact on their students' lives and instead focus on their own ongoing problems. Waterloo Road is expected to premiere on BBC America in June.
Robin Hood, written by Dominic Minghella (Hamish Macbeth). Series will present a "fresh take on the classic tale that being positioned as 'BBC's big primetime drama highlight of the year," a description bolstered by the signficant 13-episode order, more than double the usual episode order from the UK broadcaster. Robin Hood should air sometime in the first quarter.
Jekyll, written and produced by Steven Moffat (Coupling, Doctor Who) and Beryl Vertue (Coupling, Men Behaving Badly) and starring James Nesbitt (Match Point, Murphy's Law) as the title character. Series will be a contemporary take on the classic Robert Louis Stevenson story. Though Jekyll and Hyde share the same body, Hyde is unaware that Jekyll has a family that he will stop at nothing to protect. Jekyll will premiere in the second quarter and is comprised of six 90-minute episodes.
Low Winter Sun, written by Simon Donald (Beautiful Creatures, My Life So Far) and starrring Mark Strong (Syriana, Prime Suspect 6). Set in Edinburgh, Mark Strong will portray a police detective who believes he's carried out the perfect crime when he murders a man for revenge. Low Winter Sun, a co-production with Britain's Channel 4, series will be comprised of two 90-minute episodes and is expected to air in early 2007.
The dramas represent a significant commitment for BBC America to enter into international co-productions with their UK sister network, and BBC America has tripled the number of co-productions since last year with about a dozen this year. However, the cable network will continue to acquire programming as well. BBC America general manager Kathryn Mitchell told Hollywood Reporter, "We're still currently acquiring 800 new hours of programming a year, but we wanted to be creatively involved in some of our programming, instead of just making acquisitions."
I would agree with that desire, but let's hope that the above co-productions are better than, say, Mile High.
Kelley to Explore "Life on Mars"
Speaking of British dramas, Variety is reporting that David E. Kelly is developing an American remake of the hit British series Life on Mars as an one-hour drama for ABC. Kelley will write and executive produce the pilot, which ABC has ordered for fall 2007, with studio 20th Century Fox Television.
Life on Mars revolves around Detective Sam Tyler, a contemporary police detective who, after a near-fatal car crash following the kidnapping of his girlfriend by a serial killer, finds himself transported back to the year 1973. Sam is still a cop but is baffled by the new circumstances he finds himself in, especially when the first case he and his corrupt partner land appears to have a link to the same serial killer who captured his girlfriend in the present day.
Trippy.
Meanwhile, BBC America has announced that they have picked up the UK first season run of Life on Mars (above), which stars John Simm (State of Play), and will begin airing episodes later this year.What’s On Tonight
8 pm: Ghost Whisperer (CBS); Deal or No Deal (NBC); Survival of the Richest (WB); America’s Funniest Home Videos (ABC); The Bernie Mac Show/The Bernie Mac Show (FOX); WWE Friday Night SmackDown! (UPN)
9 pm: Close to Home (CBS); Las Vegas (NBC); Reba/Modern Men (WB); In Justice (ABC); Trading Spouses: Meet Your New Mommy (FOX)
10 pm: NUMB3RS (CBS); Conviction (NBC); 20/20 (ABC)
What I’ll Be Watching
6-8 pm: High Spirits with Shirley Ghostman/Little Britain/Creature Comforts
I'll be TiVo'ing the current trifecta of British comedy goodness over on BBC America: fake psychic show High Spirits with Shirley Ghostman (worth the price of admission alone for the American Idol-style Spirit Academy competition), surreal sketch comedy show Little Britain, and "claymation" documentary Creature Comforts, from the people who brought you the delighful Wallace and Gromit.
8 pm: Do I dare check out Survival of the Richest over on the WB? Probably not. Or, continuing the ghostly theme of Shirley Ghostman, do I switch over to the Travel Channel to take a peak at the oft-parodied British medium Derek Acorah in Derek Acorah's Ghost Towns? Tonight, Derek explores the ghosts of the town of Royston, in Hetfordshire. Ooooh... spooky.
9 pm: Doctor Who.
On a new episode of Doctor Who ("Aliens of London"), The Doctor is generous enough to take Rose home to London circa 2006, but when an alien ship crashes into the Thames, all hell breaks loose. Rose, when will you learn that family visits usually end in carnage and destruction? Continue reading full story...
Written by Jace on Friday, March 31, 2006 Permalink
Filed under: Channel SurfingFacing Ratings Road Block, "Amazing Race" Shifts to Wednesday
Written by Jace | Thursday, March 30, 2006 | 2 comments »
Faced with declining ratings this season for the classiest of reality shows, CBS is pushing The Amazing Race to Wednesdays, reports Variety. Beginning as early as next week, Amazing Race will leave its current Tuesdays at 10 pm timeslot for a new, earlier, family-friendly timeslot on Wednesdays at 8 pm.
CBS claims that the shift is in due to viewer complaints that the show airs too late for family viewing. (While I don't have a kids to worry about, my girlfriend and I are always complaining that we preferred when the show aired earlier in the evening. Yes, we're getting old.)
The move is expected to increase the ratings of Amazing Race, though the series faces tough competition from NBC's bizarro game show Deal or No Deal and the return of ABC's Alias in three weeks.
And, no, Race contestants Eric and Jeremy won't seem any less annoying at the earlier hour.
Written by Jace on Thursday, March 30, 2006 Permalink
Filed under: Amazing RaceI Heart "Veronica Mars": The "Arrested Development" Edition
Written by Jace | Thursday, March 30, 2006 | 5 comments »
As if I didn't love Veronica Mars enough. Rob Thomas, writer John Enbom, and the entire Veronica crew not only turned in a simply fantastic episode last night ("The Rapes of Graff"), but also managed to snag Arrested Development's Alia Shawkat (Maeby Funke) and Michael Cera (George-Michael Bluth) in guest starring roles. Which was especially comforting to me coming on the heels of yesterday's official announcement from 20th Century Fox Television that production would not be resuming on a fourth season of Arrested Development.
So it was a particular pleasure then to see Arrested's kissing cousins George-Michael and Maeby on Veronica Mars last night. Michael Cera was wonderful as affable-yet-bumbling Hearst College tour guide Dean and it was fabulous to see Alia Shawkat in a dramatic turn as rape victim Stacy. Theories abound on whether or not she actually shaved off her magnificent mane, but I can't see Shawkat allowing herself to be sheared; it had to be a hairpiece. And didn't you just love when she tossed the frat boy's hair into the ceiling fan? A classic moment that showcased's Shawkat's trademark sassiness.
(My only problem with last night's episode, and correct me if I am wrong, is the fact that Veronica didn't seem to solve the mystery of the rape; she managed to clear Troy of any charges but the episode didn't address the fact that there is still a serial rapist running around Hearst College. Veronica usually doesn't leave any loose ends dangling about.)
Besides for the AD mini-reunion, last night's episode also featured the return of Veronica's no-good drug-dealer ex-boyfriend Troy Vandergraff (Aaron Ashmore) from Season One and seemed to set up a possible framework for Season Three of the series (should it make it onto the CW's fall schedule, which I pray for nightly). While I can see Veronica and Wallace (Percy Daggs) attending Neptune's local college (thank god they didn't call it UC Neptune) next year, getting Logan (Jason Dohring) there might be a little more difficult. Even with his dad, killer Aaron Echolls (Harry Hamlin) in jail and his home destroyed by bikers, it's hard to imagine rich boy Logan (or Dick Casablancas) slumming it in Neptune. But throw in Logan, Troy (he can take the place of Teddy Dunn's Duncan), and Michael Cera's Dean character (and please, for the love of all things holy, bring in the always wonderful Tina Majorino--Mac--as a permanent castmember) and I forsee a smooth transition from high-school to college for both Veronica and Veronica Mars.
So until Arrested's Tobias (David Cross) shows up as a lecturer at Hurst College next season (just kidding there), I can relax a bit after the unfortunate news of Arrested's demise.And because I am such a good sport, to make up for that unflattering photo of Michael Cera and Alia Shawkat (above), below is one that shows them in a better light.

How can you say no to those faces? Come on, Rob Thomas, surprise us by adding them both to the Veronica Mars cast next season!
Continue reading full story...Written by Jace on Thursday, March 30, 2006 Permalink
Filed under: Arrested Development, FOX, Veronica Mars
Last night's episode of Lost ("Lockdown") turned up the suspense and drama as writers Damon Lindelof and Carlton Cuse gave us some new mysteries to ponder while simultaneously drawing others to a close. This week, Jack and Sawyer discover a mutual interest in card games, Ana-Lucia, Sayid, and Charlie go on a stroll in the jungle, and Locke bonds with the captive. Oh and the station seems to go crazy. Almost forgot about that.
Picking up where we left off last week, Ana-Lucia, Sayid, and Charlie continue to hunt for their prisoner Henry Gale's smiley face balloon, following a map that he drew. A map that might just lead them into a trap. However, the troika manages to find the balloon, caught up in the trees, exactly where Henry told them it would be. And just beneath it, a marked grave where Henry said that he buried his wife after she died. So then Henry Gale isn't an Other, right? His story checks out. Well, more about that later...
Meanwhile, back at camp, Hurley, Kate, and Sawyer play poker, using mangos and bananas as collateral. Jack drops by and seems to know a hell of a lot more about cards than Hurley. He's supposed to get back to the hatch but Sawyer wants to play a few hands and Jack agrees, promptly kicking his butt. Sawyer wants to know where Jack learned to play and he says it was in Phuket. Sawyer is smart enough to know that it's a resort town in Thailand and asks if that's where Jack got his tattoo (you know, the HUGE one on his arm with the number 5 and a lot of, er, stuff around it). Jack quickly changes the subject (I am sure there is a story there) and wants to play Sawyer for all of the medicine that he took from the station's armory. (Surprise, Jack wins.) But shouldn't he be at the hatch...?
Speaking of the hatch, Locke discovers some sort of weird noise coming from the station's speakers as a female voice begins to count down out of nowhere. As her countdown reaches zero, the station's blast doors slam down around Locke, trapping inside the living quarters. But Clever Locke quickly slides a crowbar under one of the doors before it hits the floor as the lights begin to flicker. Henry wants to know what is going on out there and Locke finally has to tell him that they are trapped inside... and he needs his help. Locke frees Henry and says that he needs his help. But if Henry helps him, Locke has to promise that no matter what Ana-Lucia finds in the jungle Locke will protect him. Locke asks who he is and the prisoner replies that he is Henry Gale from Minnesota. Locke believes him and promises protection.
Together they manage to use the crowbar to gain leverage of the blast door and slide the toolbox underneath, forming an opening wide enough for someone to slip through. After all, someone needs to input the numbers into the computer and they don't have much time. Locke starts to slide through the opening but the blast door crushes the toolbox, pinning Locke in the gap and crushing his leg. Henry slips a stack of barbell weights underneath the door, but Locke is trapped and the numbers are counting down...
This week's flashback focuses on Locke's past, but if you were finally expecting a resolution to the storyline where we finally find out what caused his paralysis, this is not the episode for you (come on now, it's not even sweeps!). When last we saw Locke in the past, girlfriend Helen (guest star Katey Sagal) gave him an ultimatum: he has to choose between his no-good father (the one who conned him and stole his kidney) or her. It's no contest as Locke chooses Helen and they settle into a life together. As he prepares a picnic to propose to her, Helen discovers an obituary in the newspaper for Locke's father. They put their romantic picnic on hold to attend the funeral, where Locke spies two suspicious gentleman and a white car that drives off as soon as the ceremony comes to and end. The car belongs to his not-so dead Papa, who once again is trying to pull one over on someone. In this case, it's those two gentlemen, whom he stole $700,000 from in a retirement con.
Papa wants Locke to go obtain the $700K from a bank safety deposit box and bring it to him at an airport motel; Locke can keep $200K as a sort of apology for, you know, stealing his kidney. Locke goes to the bank and obtains the cash (from safety deposit box 1516, naturally; it wouldn't be a flashback without some appearance from the numbers). But when he returns home, those two gentlemen are there with Helen and they are mightily ticked off. They ask Locke if he's seen his dad since his death and force Locke to empty his bag. Not finding the money, they leave but their intent is clear: they are watching him. Helen wants to know if he lied to those men, but Locke lies and says no, he was just scared.
Locke takes the cash to Papa but says that he doesn't want any of it; that's not why he did this. Papa can only shrug. He's got a plane to catch. But before they can leave, Helen angrily confronts Locke at the door, slapping Papa across the face, and saying that she thought that she and Locke were past all of this. She runs off and Locke chases after her pleading with her. He proposes to her, telling Helen that he loves her, but she turns him down and drives off, leaving him on one knee in the motel parking lot as Papa just climbs into his cab and leaves. Poor Locke. But we're still no closer to solving how he got in that wheelchair than before. Unless it has something to do with those two men from earlier... Hmmm.
Lost Coincidence of the Week: When Locke checks around that client's house for structural integrity and mold, the woman he is working for is none other than Nadia (Andrea Gabriel)... Sayid's lover from Iraq who was presumed dead. But apparently, Nadia is alive (the feds were telling Sayid the truth after all) and is busy purchasing a new home and starting a new life in America. Wonder if Locke will ever see that photo Sayid is carrying around...
Meanwhile, in the present day, Locke remains trapped under the blast door, his leg wedged into the gap between the door and the floor, as the computer klaxon begins to sound. His only hope is for Henry Gale to climb into the air duct above the pantry and enter the numbers into the computer. After memorizing the numbers (a little too easily, if you ask me), Henry attempts to climb up onto the (now-bare) pantry shelves and hoist himself into the duct but falls and blacks out. Locke goes crazy and tries to rouse him but time is running out. Henry comes to and climbs into the vent as the final alarm begins to beep menacingly. There's no sound from Henry as Locke sweats it out. And then the familiar sound of the counter flipping back to its starting position. But then something different happens than usual. The station's lights go out and in the living quarters a bluish light (black light?) comes on, illuminating a hidden glyph on the wall: a mysterious map. (See below for screencap and translation of the map, via the Lost... and Gone Forever blog.)
From what I can gather, it shows the six Dharma stations pointing inwards to a large question mark, something at the center of it all. The six stations are arranged in a circular pattern around this question mark, themselves inside the familiar I Ching shape of the station symbols. What could it mean and where does it lead? But before Locke can get any closer to deciphering its meaning, the lights come back on and the blast doors rise up. Injured, Locke drags himself into the computer room, calling out to Henry. There is no sign of Henry anywhere. Just as Locke begins to think that Henry escaped, he steps out behind him and helps him to his feet. Locke didn't really think he just leave him there? Locke is relieved. Meanwhile, I am not so sold...
Jack makes his way back to the hatch when he is surprised by Kate, who was hoping to take a shower at the station. Realizing that Kate can't see Henry Gale, Jack makes up a lame excuse about the water being contaminated due to a cracked pipe somewhere. Kate is suspicious but believes him. As he offers to walk her back to the beach, they notice a flashing light from inside the jungle. Following the light, they discover a large parachute in a clearing, hooked up to a supply drop containing, among other things, Dharma Initiative brand macaroni and cheese.
What does this mean? It means: (1) that the Dharma Initiative is still very much active, (2) that they are continuing to drop off supplies at pre-designated times, (3) that this explains how the hatch has a brand-new washing machine and drier and those nifty new Eames chairs from Design Within Reach that Locke stood on earlier in the episode, and (4) that the Others are most likely Dharma Initiative operatives themselves.
As Kate and Jack ponder the meaning of the parachute, they are surprised by the appearance of Ana-Lucia, Sayid, and Charlie returning from their quest for the balloon. They tell Jack that they did find the balloon but also something even more curious. Back at the hatch, Henry helps Locke recover from his injury as the group bursts in. Sayid draws his gun and orders Henry to back away from Locke, who tries to explain that Henry is helping him. Sayid throws Henry against the wall and says that they found his balloon, exactly where he told them where it would be, and the grave of his wife, which he said he dug with his own two hands. But, Sayid still wasn't convinced and he dug up that grave and, guess what, it didn't have a woman in it, but it did have a man. A black man, in fact, who still had his wallet and his identification.... identification for one Henry Gale, resident of Minnesota. Which means that our guy is definitely an Other.
Next week, on an all-new Hurley-centric episode of Lost ("Dave"), the big guy begins having visions of his friend from the mental hospital, attacks Sawyer when he calls him crazy, and turns to clinical psychologist Libby for help; the castaways fight over the food; the Other-Formerly-Known-as-Henry-Gale refuses to tell Sayid where the Others are ("He'll kill me!") but provides some new insight into the hatch.
What’s On Tonight
8 pm: Survivor: Panama--Exile Island (CBS); Will & Grace/My Name is Earl (NBC); Smallville (WB); Extreme Makeover: Home Editon (ABC); That '70s Show/The Loop (FOX); Everybody Hates Chris/Love, Inc. (UPN)
9 pm: CSI: Crime Scene Investigation (CBS); My Name is Earl/The Office (NBC); Supernatural (WB); American Inventor (ABC); The OC (FOX); Eve/Cuts (UPN)
10 pm: Without a Trace (CBS); ER (NBC); Primetime (ABC)
What I’ll Be Watching
9 pm: My Name is Earl/The Office.
Unfortunately, Everybody Hates Chris is a repeat this week. But over on a new episode of My Name is Earl ("Boogeyman"), Earl terrifies a young boy when he hides under his bed. Oh that wacky Earl, always causing trouble.
Meanwhile, a half an hour later on NBC-should-thank-their-lucky-stars-to-have-this-comedy The Office ("Michael's Birthday"), Michael gives the Dunder Mifflin employees a real treat when he takes them all out ice-skating... to celebrate his own birthday. How depressing... is that really the only way Michael can get anyone to his own birthday party? What am I thinking? It's Michael Scott we're talking about. Of course it is.
Written by Jace on Thursday, March 30, 2006 Permalink
Filed under: ABC, Lost
For fans of Arrested Development, it looks like the fat lady just sang. Or at least the spokesperson for 20th Century Fox Television. The studio behind Arrested Development issued a statement earlier today that confirmed that the brilliant-but-not-yet-cancelled comedy about the exploits of a certain dysfunctional Orange County family would now unfortunately be referred to as merely brilliant-but-cancelled.
A 20th Century Fox Television spokesperson told Variety this morning that the studio had no plans to continue production on the show, which ignominiously ended its third-season run last month with a glorious two-hour death that unfortunately no one watched as it was on up against the opening ceremonies of the Olympics (shame on all of you!).
In an official statement printed by Variety, a studio spokesperson tried to cast some doubt that this was in fact the end of the road for the beseiged Bluth family:
"While there are no plans to resume production at this time, we know all too well from our experience with 'Family Guy'--another brilliant comedy which didn't find its audience in its first network run--that anything is possible. We'll always be a little hopeful that this is not quite the end for this amazing show."
Excuse me while I pause for disbelief. If you're going to can the show at least have the decency to say once and for all that it's the end and stop playing these mind games where fans hold out some hope that their beloved show might return in the future. (Yes, granted, creator Mitch Hurwitz mentioned the possibility of Arrested returning as a feature film, but, ladies and gentlemen, let's call that what it is: lip service.)
And the Family Guy comparison is wholly unmerited as well. It is an animated series. Getting the whole cast back together--and under contract--is a hell of a lot easier when they don't have to be in the same place at once... or even appear on camera.
All I can say is I appreciate all the hard work of the cast and crew over the last three difficult seasons and thank them for giving us a truly hilarious, genius show that proved that television comedy can be clever and heartfelt, wicked and self-aware. I wish everyone involved in AD all the best for the future. And if that future happens to include an "On the next Arrested Development..." at some point, that's great.
In the meantime, let's fire up the Arrested Development DVDs and remember the Bluths as we knew and loved them best. So long, Bluths, and thanks for all the laughs. Continue reading full story...
Written by Jace on Wednesday, March 29, 2006 Permalink
Filed under: Arrested Development, FOX
I was planning on writing this column for a while now but with the recent death of Dark Shadows creator Dan Curtis on Monday, I figured that now would be the best time to take a look back at one of television's most seminal shows, Dark Shadows, and its many incarnations over the years. After all, what other television series can boast a long-running daily soap, a nighttime drama, two features, and a pilot among its checkered past?
I first discovered Dark Shadows in its 1991 incarnation, a nighttime drama for NBC that had the unfortunate distinction of airing--and getting preempted--during the network coverage of the Gulf War. I immediately fell in love with the show and its blend of campy horror and soapy drama and set out to immerse myself in the show's lore, seeking out VHS tapes of the original serial from the 1960s and 1970s and scouring the bookstores for books about the series. And later, while watching Buffy's resident vampire-with-a-soul Angel struggle with his quest to retain his humanity, I often thought back to Dark Shadows' Barnabas Collins. (Hell, there are even echoes of DS in Anne Rice's Interview with the Vampire series... and CBS' now-cancelled drama Forever Knight... the list of those influenced by the show goes on and on.)
For those of you not up to speed, Dark Shadows (in all of its many incarnations) features the wealthy Collins family of fictional Collinsport, Maine, and the many secrets and mysteries that surround them. One of those figurative skeltons in the familial closet is that of one Barnabas Collins (played by Jonathan Frid, above, in the original and Ben Cross in the 1991 revival series), an ancestor of the present-day Collins family who arrives at their palatial manse, Collinwood, seemingly out of thin air... but he's actually a nearly 200 year-old vampire under a deadly curse. The series concerns itself with Barnabas' quest to restore his humanity, rekindle his love for the long-dead and now-reincarnated Josette du Pres, and keep his secret from those around him. Oh, and there's time travel, parallel universes, Lovecraftian invasions, reincarnation, seances, werewolves, and a whole slew of other supernatural or paranormal occurences.
The original Dark Shadows series launched in 1966 on ABC as a daily, half-hour Gothic soap opera about strange goings-on at the Collins family estate in Maine. (It was a year until the show added what would become its vampiric lead, Barnabas Collins.) Young and inexperienced governess Victoria Winters (Alexandra Moltke) arrives at Collinwood to care for disturbed David Collins, a pre-teen expelled from his school after he burns it to the ground. Hired by David's father, the stern taskmaster Roger Collins (Louis Edmonds), and Roger's sister, sad, tragic Elizabeth Collins-Stoddard (Joan Bennett), Victoria is pretty much left to fend for herself as she gets herself entangled in a series of dangerous mysteries and eerie happenings. She's aided--and sometimes hindered--by Elizabeth's spunky daughter Carolyn (Nancy Barrett) and no-nonsense Maggie Evans (Kathryn Leigh Scott), a waitress at local hangout, the Blue Whale. What followed was the usual soap opera romances, betrayals, and intrigues, set against an imposing Gothic structure, but influenced by the Gothic storytelling of Ann Radcliffe, Mary Shelley, and others. That is until, Barnabas Collins (Jonathan Frid) was introduced...
Overnight, the show went from a Gothic-influenced soap opera to a supernatural one. No-good handyman Willie Loomis (John Karlen) inadvertantly frees vampire Barnabas Collins, who attacks him and then shows up at Collinwood claiming to be a distant relative of the family from England (no computers in those days to check his story, though the 1991 version doesn't address this either) and soon moves in to the property's Old Manor House, which he had once lived in when he was alive. He kidnaps Maggie Evans, whom he believes to be the reincarnation of his lost love Josette, attempts to hypnotize her and keeps her prisoner in the Old House's basement. Eventually with the help of the spirit of Barnabas' sister Sarah (a playmate of David Collins), Maggie is able to escape but remembers nothing of her ordeal.
A specialist is brought in to help Maggie recover her memory and a writer's typographical error changed the gender of this character from male to female. Dr. Julia Hoffman (Grayson Hall)--doctor, scientist, logician--is introduced. She quickly becomes Barnabas' adversary, but upon discovering his secret, attempts to cure him of his vampirism. Eventually, the two become companions in an unending quest to battle all manners of evil.
In a storyline crucial to the show's mythos, Victoria Winters is sent back in time to the year 1795, where she meets the flesh-and-blood Barnabas and his fiance Josette du Pres, the past self of Maggie Evans. There, Victoria spends many, many episodes attempting to get home while trying not to be hanged for witchcraft and ultimately falling in love with Peter Bradford (Roger Davis), the lawyer representing her. Meanwhile, the witch Angelique (Lara Parker, above) pulls all of the strings, evenutally cursing Barnabas (it's her fault he becomes a vampire) when he scorns her. Victoria returns to the present but, when she sees Peter Bradford on the side of the road, she crashes the car she's driving, which promptly removes her memories of Barnabas being a vampire.
Over the next few years, Dark Shadows would get weirder and weirder, introducing malevolent spirits influenced by Henry James' classic ghost story "The Turn of the Screw," zombies, werewolves, disembodied magical hands, witches, warlocks, and ancient demons influenced by the Cthulhu stories of H.P. Lovecraft. It would also frequently send its characters through time using the I Ching, to 1840 or the 1920s, always using its ensemble cast to play a wide array of period characters. Eventually the show began to explore the notion of parallel time--the thought that side-by-side with our own universe there exist an infinite number of alternate or parallel universes, similar to ours but with key differences.
While the parallel time idea was novel and interesting, ultimately the show, which soon left behind its primary characters--including Barnabas Collins, Victoria Winters, and Julia Hoffman--became a muddled alternate reality story, taking place in a parallel 19th century version of Collinwood. Longtime fans lost interest and Dark Shadows swiftly ended production in 1971.
However, the series managed to give birth to two feature films, House of Dark Shadows (1970) and Night of Dark Shadows (1971), both of which were directed by creator Dan Curtis. The first film, House of Dark Shadows, effectively reset the clock and showed an alternate universe version of the Barnabas origin story, as Willie Loomis frees Barnabas from his prison and sets him loose on a bloodbath in Collinsport. It was a much bloodier, darker, and violent incarnation of Dark Shadows and portrayed Barnabas as much more malevolent character (the scene where he beats a defenseless Willie Loomis is as terrifying as it is heartbreaking), a portrayal that would greatly influence the later 1991 revival series, which drew greatly from the framework and tone of the film.
The second of the two Dark Shadows films, Night of Dark Shadows, departed even more from the storyline set out in the series. This time out, the plot was a reincarnation drama and revolved around a painter and his wife who move into yet another alternate reality Collinwood, only to find themselves plagued by ghosts of his ancestors. And when the husband becomes posessed by the spirit of his evil ancestor and keeps trying to murder his wife, all hell breaks loose. Unlike House of Dark Shadows, which focused on the central character of Barnabas Collins, this film concerned itself with two popular supporting characters from the series (or alternate version of them anyway): Quentin Collins and Barnabas' nemesis, the witch Angelique. Fan favorite Grayson Hall (she played Dr. Julia Hoffman on the series) gives a memorable turn as the menacing Carlotta Drake, the Mrs. Danvers-like housekeeper.
Sadly, neither film is currently available on DVD, which is a shame because there is really nothing quite like them.
In 1991, NBC revived the long-dormant series, this time as a prime-time soap starring Ben Cross (left) as reluctant vampire Barnabas Collins and Joanna Going as ingenue Victoria Winters. This series only lasted 12 episodes (the Gulf War didn't help) and greatly compacted a number of storylines into its brief run: Barnabas' arrival; his sometimes adversarial relationship with Julia Hoffman (Barbara Steele); his romance with Victoria Winters (this time producers smartly made her Josette's reincarnation); and Victoria's journey to the 18th century where she comes face to face with Barnabas before his transformation into a vampire at the hands of Angelique. The series also updated or reinvented several of the characters. Dr. Julia Hoffman is, this time around, far more formidable and icy; wholly a woman of hard science not in touch with her own femininity. Maggie Evans, still a waitress at the Blue Whale, is now having an affair with the married Roger Collins and has psychic powers of her own such as clairvoyance and is a spirit medium. Carolyn Collins-Stoddard (Barbara Blackburn) is just as spoiled as her 1960s counterpart but is now overtly sexual; as much a predator in her own right as Barnabas. Jim Fyfe's Willie Loomis far more pathetic a creator than John Karlen's; he's introduced as a greedy, lazy alcoholic who frees Barnabas while looking for hidden jewels and then cowers in fear from his new master (the series uses the beating scene from House of Dark Shadows), only to ultimately become Barnabas' trusted companion.
As previously mentioned, the 1991 revival series owes much of its darker elements to the House of Dark Shadows film while still retaining some of the campiness of the original series (check out the "nighttime" scenes which are obviously filmed in broad daylight, the overwrought score, and the not-so special effects). Ben Cross' Barnabas is a much more violent, torn individual and his hungers weigh much more heavily upon him, as he cuts a deadly swath through both the town and the Collins family, attacking and killing Daphne Collins (Rebecca Staab)--whom he turns into a vampire and who attacks boyfriend Joe Haskell (Michael T. Weiss) in turn, murdering the suspicious Professor Woodard (Stefan Gierash) whom he turns as well, and viciously beating poor Willie.
As the police investigate the eerie deaths of a dozen individuals, they bring in a blood expert from New York University, one Dr. Julia Hoffman. Julia soon deduces Barnabas' secret, but rather than kill or expose him, offers to cure him in an ongoing experiment. She believes that his vampirism isn't a curse but rather a medical condition that can be cured. And they succeed for some time at keeping his vampirism in check, until Barnabas and Victoria get too close and a jealous Julia seeks to destroy the progress they've made. Barnabas soon transforms into a grotesque 200-year-old man and is forced to feed upon Carolyn when she discovers him. He vows revenge against Julia and sends Carolyn to kill her in bed but Julia is onto Barnabas and anticipates him. Their feud ends when Angelique reappears and when, during a seance to contact the ghostly Sarah Collins, Victoria Winters is sent back in time.
In a nice twist, the show catapults back and forth from Victoria in the year 1791--where she meets her past self, Josette du Pres, and Barnabas and is forced to witness tragedy upon tragedy happen to the Collins family, unable to stop them from happening--and the present day, where the Collins attempt to find a way to bring Victoria back. But Angelique (Lysette Anthony) has other ideas and is able to reach through the centuries to try and separate Barnabas and Victoria for good and end the Collins family. But then Victoria is able to save the Collins family and return to the present... and just like that the show ended as Victoria reappears in 1991, but armed with the knowledge that Barnabas is a vampire and responsible for the deaths of dozens of people. As a terrified Victoria looks at Barnabas, we fade to black as Dark Shadows ends for a second time.
But it wasn't quite the end of the ongoing Dark Shadows story. In 2004, the WB network filmed an aborted pilot for a new incarnation of Dark Shadows, which never made it onto the air. This time, Barnabas was played by Alec Newman and Victoria by Marley Shelton. I managed to get a copy of the pilot script when it was in development at the WB and was saddened to learn that it was a jumble of storylines... the writers had managed to smoosh together several episodes' worth of stories into one confusing, underwhelming hour. I was hardly surprised that it didn't make it onto the fall 2004 schedule.
Which isn't to say that there won't be another attempt to revive the Dark Shadows franchise in the future. This is, after all, a show--like Barnabas Collins himself--that refuses to die.
What’s On Tonight
8 pm: Out of Practice/Courting Alex (CBS); Deal or No Deal (NBC); One Tree Hill (WB); George Lopez/Freddie (ABC); Bones (FOX); America's Next Top Model (UPN)
9 pm: Criminal Minds (CBS); Law & Order (NBC); The Bedford Diaries (WB); Lost (ABC); American Idol/Unan1mous (FOX); Veronica Mars (UPN)
10 pm: CSI: New York (CBS); Heist (NBC); The Evidence (ABC)
What I’ll Be Watching
Lost.
As thought that's a surprise. On an all-new episode of Lost ("Lockdown"), that old coot Locke has to enlist the aid of an unlikely ally when the hatch's blast doors come crashing down and the station takes on a life of its own. Could it be... creepy Other Henry Gale? And I've said it before but I'll say it again: Lockdown. Heh. Locke down.
Veronica Mars.
Meanwhile, over on a first run ep of Veronica Mars ("The Rapes of Graff"), Veronica's ex-boyfriend is accused of date rape and turns to everyone's favorite teen sleuth to clear his name. Come on, Veronica, leave your former BF out to dry and focus on solving the mystery of the bus crash! Inquiring minds want to know!
Written by Jace on Wednesday, March 29, 2006 Permalink
Filed under: Rewind
Variety is reporting today that Arrested Development showrunner Mitch Hurwitz would not continue with the show, should a deal between studio 20th Century Fox and Showtime go through, putting a spanner in any potential deal to save the beleaguered comedy, which recently concluded its (truncated) three season run on Fox.
Showtime president Bob Greenblatt had said in the past that Hurwitz was a crucial part of any deal involving Arrested Development. If Hurwitz is no longer part of the package, then there's no possible way for any deal to go forward at Showtime.
The reason behind the split? According to Hurwitz, the decision was based on both financial and creative concerns. (Why, Mitch, why?) Hurwitz told Variety:
"The fans have been so ardent in their devotion and in return... I've given everything I can to the show in order to try to live up to their expectations. I finally reached a point where I felt I couldn't continue to deliver that on a weekly basis. Of course, if there was enough money in it, I would have happily abandoned the fans' need for quality. But as it turns out, there wasn't."The one bright point amid this gloom: Hurwitz did hint that while Arrested Development be coming to an end in its current TV incarnation, he might be interested in reviving the show as a feature film down the line. (My feeling is that those chances are less likely than a Buster-Lucille II romantic reunion. Sadly, I just don't see it happening as a theatrical release.)
There has been no official comment from the studio confirming the death of Arrested Development. However, on this day which will henceforth be known to me as Black Tuesday, it's beginning to look like the writing is on the wall for the Bluth family. With Showtime, out of the mix, I don't know where else the studio can take the show, especially without the involvement of Mitch Hurwitz and lieutenant Jim Vallely (who said that he wouldn't do the show without Hurwitz). It's not looking good, people.
While I don't want to give up the fight, at this point, all I can say is: Rest in peace, my wacky, wonderful Bluths. We'll miss you. Continue reading full story...
Written by Jace on Tuesday, March 28, 2006 Permalink
Filed under: Arrested Development, FOX
Anthony Bourdain is commonly referred to as the enfant terrible of the culinary set. The author of the critically acclaimed foodie memoir "Kitchen Confidential" (itself the basis for an unfortunately failed FOX single camera comedy this season), Bourdain is a chef (at the world famous Brasserie Les Halles restaurant in Manhattan), writer, critic, and life-long cynic. He's also the host of the Travel Channel's brilliant series No Reservations (gotta love that culinary pun).
No Reservations isn't a cooking show or a travel show. Really, it's a travel show about cooking. But even that designation doesn't really capture the essence of the show. Bourdain's previous show, A Cook's Tour, on the Food Network also depicted Bourdain traveling the world in search of exotic foodstuffs. But that series relied more heavily on the shock value of witnessing Bourdain eat anything that came his way (see Anthony eat a still-beating cobra heart!) than No Reservations, which is about the culture, people, and traditions of the places Bourdain visits as much as it is about the food he eats. Bourdain realizes this and revels in it and this notion frees him up to explore the alleys of Osaka or the Amalfi Coast with the same zeal and hunger.
Which is not to say that Bourdain now shies away from injesting the exotic or unusual. Last night's premiere of brand new episodes on the Travel Channel brought us a two-hour block of Bourdain's adventures in Asia, or more specifically to Japan (this time to Osaka and the countryside) and China (a first for Bourdain). In Osaka, Tony nearly eats himself to ruin (a longstanding Osaka tradition) as he eats searingly hot octopus dumplings, sweet-and-savory stuffed pancakes, and cow and pig organs... in fact, it's as though Tony has organs on his brain as in China he eats raw cow liver and an assortment of entrails and odds and ends of a number of farmyard animals.
But unlike most travel or cooking shows, Tony interacts with the people of the places he visits. In Japan, he joins a Japanese family for the festival of Obun, the highlight of the Japanese religious year and a celebration of the dead, where the spirits of the ancestors join the living for a holiday of lights and food. Asking the family what dish they would request if they knew they were about to die the following day (probably not the wisest of questions given the holiday in question) yields some interesting answers: a young man pines for a chocolate eclair while his mother, having lived her whole life in the countryside, seeks the childhood pleasure of eating a delicacy in those parts: small birds (sort of like a variation of the French ortolan or drowned bird).
Similarly, in China, Bourdain ends his gastronomic trip by visiting a farmhouse in the Chinese province of Sichuan, where--after enduring the spiciness of black flower petal peppers and searing hot pots--Bourdain eats the simplest peasant food, all grown or obtained locally on the farm, and in the presence of the kind people who have invited him into their home, eats one of the most delicious meals he has eaten.
It's moments like those that make No Reservations such a television gem, taking the series away from the self-promotional travelogue and into a level--informative, touching, and hysterical--all its own. Granted Bourdain isn't touchy-feely at all. He's a chain smoking, sarcastic drunkard most of the time and don't get him started on his hate for TV chefs Rachael Ray or Rocco DiSpirito. (Personally, I agree with Bourdain on both counts and love his diatribes or ongoing jests at their expense.)
But in the end, that's why I love him. He's not afraid to speak his mind or bare his heart for what he thinks or believes in. Or really to do the potentially embarassing things he does in this series. Bourdain genuinely loves food and new experiences and it's apparent from the very first moment of each episode to the closing credits.
And, ultimately, that's why I've got no reservations about watching him.
"No Reservations" airs Monday evenings at 9 pm on the Travel Channel.
What's On Tonight
8 pm: NCIS (CBS); Most Outrageous Moments/Scrubs (NBC); Gilmore Girls (WB); According to Jim/Hope & Faith (ABC); American Idol (FOX); America's Next Top Model (UPN)
9 pm: The Unit (CBS); Scrubs/Teachers (NBC); Gilmore Girls (WB); Sons & Daughters/Sons & Daughters (ABC); House (FOX); Veronica Mars (UPN)
10 pm: The Amazing Race (CBS); Law & Order: Special Victims Unit (NBC); Boston Legal (ABC)
What I'll Be Watching
8:30 pm: Scrubs.
Gilmore Girls is yet another repeat in a long line of repeats (fret not, GG fans, it FINALLY returns with a new episode next week) and I don't do American Idol anymore, so I will probably catch Scrubs, one of the single best written and acted comedies currently on television. I'm behind on my Scrubs watching by several seasons (I got hooked on the DVDs), but I'll catch it tonight.
9 pm: The Unit.
Tonight, Mamet, Ryan, and Co. bring us an episode entitled, "True Believers" (written by Shawn Ryan), in which the team must protect the Mexican drug minister, whom a cartel targets for death. Which would be difficult enough, but then the minister's family is also kidnapped, raising the stakes significantly for everyone involved. Could they protect puppies just once? You know, for a change of scenery?
10 pm: The Amazing Race.
On The Amazing Race ("Good Thing I Took That Human Anatomy Class in High School"), nothing goes right for several teams: one pair gets lost on their way to the road block... only to end up at the pit stop; Lori has a meltdown trying to assemble a statue; and the teams must locate a marked piece of clothing from more than 2000 pieces of laundry. Meanwhile, Phil acts dignified in the face of stupidity from Eric and Jeremy and maybe even points at an approaching team. Sounds like another brilliant episode of the sophisticated granddaddy of reality series.
Written by Jace on Tuesday, March 28, 2006 Permalink
Filed under: Anthony Bourdain, No Reservations
I was more than a little impressed by how much I enjoyed last night's episode of The Simpsons. But then again, considering it was written by (and guest starred) comedy legend Ricky Gervais, I shouldn't have been all that surprised. He is, after all, the man who brought us David Brent, HBO's Extras, and a certain Guinness Record-holding weekly podcast.
(First off, I have to take a moment and just gush about the live-action opening that Fox used last night for The Simpsons. In an episode featuring one of Britain's top comedians, it's only fitting that producers used the live-action opening sequence created by a bunch of Brits for a promo that aired on the UK's Sky network. From the opening images of the nuclear plant's smoke stacks to baby Maggie getting scanned at the grocery check-out and little Lisa whailing away on her saxophone, it was sheer genius. Every moment tracked beautifully and in three-dimensional brilliant color. Having seen it online, I had to rewatch it several times on the television and marvel at its awesome power.)
On last night's episode ("Homer Simpson, This is Your Wife"), the Simpsons win third prize in a contest: a tour of the Fox studios in Los Angeles. Touring the lot (I loved the golden statue of Misha Barton, by the way), they stumble onto a new reality show being cast called "Mother Flippers," itself a take-off on the feud between ABC and FOX over their dueling family-swap shows, Wife Swap and Trading Spouses. (After Lisa mentions that she saw a similar show on another network, a Fox exec offers her an ABC sweatshirt.) Hoping to win enough money for an HD plasma screen television like the one Lenny has, Homer promptly signs Marge up for the show. While the rest of the family have to endure an uptight, repressed Yale-educated woman (she makes them write reports on the TV shows they watch; Homer's report on CSI: Miami--and how he falls asleep only to wake up to see "Letterman talking to Alias"--is priceless), Marge ends up with a well-behaved family: a young son who speaks Mandarin Chinese and is always behaved and her new "husband" Charles (voiced by Ricky Gervais).
Gervais is, of course, hysterical as the self-effacing Charles, who quickly falls for Marge's genuine charms and cheerful personality and tries to woo her. The effect is a cross between The Office's David Brent, complete with tie-pinching mannerisms, off-color jokes, and awareness that the cameras are filming him (did you catch his riff on sensitivity towards women's issues?), and the Ricky Gervais of his weekly podcast: off-kilter and animatedly hilarious. I was rolling on the floor when Charles, a "singer-songwriter," pulled out a guitar, seemingly out of nowhere, to serenade Marge with a home-written tune. Marge, of course, turns down Charles for the dubious charms of Homer and returns home, resetting everything back to just the way it was at the opening.
Except that one thing had changed.
Ultimately, Gervais' episode reminded me of why I love(d) the show in the first place. And that there is still material and situations out there for The Simpsons to mine. I only wish that every episode could be as witty and rewarding as last night's. Then again, Gervais can't write everything. But, until we get his (and co-writer Stephen Merchant's) episode of the US edition of The Office, I'll be rewatching this Simpsons episode a few more times.
What's On Tonight
8 pm: King of Queens/How I Met Your Mother (CBS); Deal or No Deal (NBC); Everwood (WB); Wife Swap (ABC); Prison Break (FOX); One on One/All of Us (UPN)
9 pm: Two and a Half Men/The New Adventures of Old Christine (CBS); The Apprentice (NBC); Everwood (WB); Supernanny (ABC); 24 (FOX); Girlfriends/Half & Half (UPN)
10 pm: CSI: Miami (CBS); Medium (NBC); Miracle Workers (ABC)
What I'll Be Watching
Wow, for once Monday ends up being a busy night of telly for me. I'll be either watching or TiVo'ing the following tonight:
6 pm: Anthony Bourdain: No Reservations.
The enfant terrible of the cooking set returns for a new batch of episodes on the Travel Channel. In tonight's two-hour special, Anthony travels to Asia... or specifically to the two culinary hubs of the continent: Japan and China, where I am sure he will eat all sorts of interesting and culturally adverse meals.
8 pm: Ed vs. Spencer and Bromwell High.
Because I missed their premieres on Thursday night, I'll check out the second window premieres of new Brit series Ed vs. Spencer and Bromwell High on BBC America. In the premiere episode of Ed vs. Spencer (a Brit remake of Canadian series Kenny vs. Spenny), "Who Can Make Themselves the Illest?" the boys deliberately try to make themselves ill in a competition to see, well, who can make themselves the sickest. Meanwhile, over on animated series Bromwell High ("Tolerance"), the girls prepare a school presentation on tolerance.
9 pm: The Apprentice.
On tonight's installment of The Apprentice ("Cruise Control"), the teams race to film a commercial aboard a cruise ship... the only problem is that they have to complete the challenge before the ship sets sail. Ah, that Donald. Always finding new and creative ways to impose deadlines.
9:30 pm: Old Christine.
Meanwhile, over on CBS' Old Christine ("One Toe Over the Line, Sweet Jesus"), everyone's favorite divorcee Christine is annoyed when her brother Matthew tells ex-hubby Richard that she is on her fifth date with a new boyfriend. I still can't believe I am actually watching a sitcom with a laugh track and everything. It's simply too... weird.
Written by Jace on Monday, March 27, 2006 Permalink
Filed under: FOX, Ricky Gervais, The Simpsons
Somehow I've managed to miss out on the Doctor Who craze for most of my life. I've caught a few episodes here and there of the Tom Baker incarnation and of course I am familiar with the Doctor's most famous villains, those salt shaker-shaped aliens called the Daleks. Yet, I've never really connected with the character or the show (that might have something to do with the way sub-par special effects). So I was wary but open-minded about the BBC's new Doctor Who series, which premiered in the States last week on the Sci-Fi Channel.
Re-envisioned by Russell Davies (creator of the original British Queer as Folk), this Doctor Who is several worlds away from the original 26-year-running cult series. Managing to retain the original's sense of camp and whimsy, the new Doctor Who features Christopher Eccleston as the latest incarnation of a being known only as the Doctor, the last of an alien race called the Time Lords. He travels through space and time in a ship called the T.A.R.D.I.S. (Time And Relative Dimension In Space), a ship which cleverly appears to be a 1950s British police call box... and which is a hell of a lot bigger on the inside than it is on the outside.
Which brings us to Rose (former pop singer Billie Piper). In the show's pilot ("Rose"), the Doctor arrives on Earth to stop an alien invasion and meets shopgirl Rose, a thoroughly bored department store assistant sleepwalking through life. But Rose's dreary life becomes deadly when her store's plastic mannequins come to life and try to kill her. Rescued by the Doctor, Rose finds herself caught in the battle to stop the Nestene Consciousness--a bubbling vat of goo capable of controlling anything plastic--from annihilating the human race. The Nestene Consciousness is able to send out a signal through the London Eye (that huge ferris wheel) and seize control of the mannequins all over London, turning them into deranged, plastic killers (creepily, their hands house lethal shotguns). But ultimately, it's up to the rather acrobatic Rose to save the Doctor and together they end up averting a global disaster. The Doctor gives Rose the choice to remain stuck in her meaningless existence or join him in exploring time and space.
Of course, Rose chooses to join the Doctor as his companion on his quest (because, well, there wouldn't be a show otherwise). In the second episode, "The End of the World," Rose and the Doctor travel from the present day to the very limit of time on Earth... a.k.a. the End of the World. Five billion years in the future, the Earth is about to be incinerated by the expansion of the sun. Its inhabitants have all departed and intermingled with the other galatic races, but aboard a space station, an elite group of alien watchers is gathering to see the final minutes of the planet. The Doctor and Rose manage to sneak aboard the station and, using a psychic business card, the Doctor is able to secure them safety and freedom aboard the station. There, they meet the Last Human, a vain, pureblooded female who has taken cosmetic surgery to new (and hilarious) extremes: she is a now a single, flattened piece of skin with a face. As the group gathers to watch Earth's demise, a murderer stalks the station and kills off several of the guests and the station's steward... and nearly succeeds in killing Rose. And it falls to the Doctor to save the day, so they don't all end up toast when the sun expands.
I didn't quite anticipate how taken I'd be with Doctor Who. While I thought that the second episode was far superior to the first (the special effects, while significantly improved, are still a little, er, television-y), I was immediately sucked in by the show's out-there mindset and British quirkiness. Adding to that is the wonderful interplay between Eccleston's Doctor and Piper's Rose, who brings a refreshing humanity and Cockney spunk to their adventures. They are a sensational duo and I was impressed with Piper's Rose, who wasn't pigeonholed into being either an ingenue or a badass.
Eccleston brings a sense of controlled mania and joy to the role of the Doctor; it's quite apparent that the Doctor does what he does because he loves it, rather than some responsibility he feels (somewhere, Uncle Ben is rolling in his grave). It's a pity then, that Eccleston left the show early on, to be replaced in the role by Viva Blackpool's David Tennant. While I am sure that Tennant will be a wonderful Doctor (and have heard that the switcheroo is actually written into the plot), I'll miss Eccleston. In the end, he's the one that made me really root for the good Doctor in the first place.
But, ultimately, in a show as wacky and surreal as Doctor Who, I suppose change is part of the program.
"Doctor Who" airs Friday nights at 9 pm on Sci-Fi.
What’s On Tonight
8 pm: College Basketball (CBS); Deal or No Deal (NBC); What I Like About You/Living with Fran (WB); America’s Funniest Home Videos (ABC); Nanny 911 (FOX); WWE Friday Night SmackDown! (UPN)
9 pm: Heist (NBC); Reba/Modern Men (WB); In Justice (ABC); Trading Spouses: Meet Your New Mommy (FOX)
10 pm: Conviction (NBC); 20/20 (ABC)
What I’ll Be Watching
9 pm: Doctor Who, naturally. Didn't you read the above?
In tonight's installment of Doctor Who, entitled "The Unquiet Dead," the Doctor and Rose travel to the Victorian era, where they team up with Charles Dickens to battle an ethereal villain. What other show could boast that as an episode description?
But I'll also bve TiVo'ing the following: Little Britain, Creature Comforts, and spoof psychic show High Spirits with Shirley Ghostman on BBC America. Just because it wouldn't be a Friday night without something British on the telly.
Written by Jace on Friday, March 24, 2006 Permalink
Filed under: Doctor WhoUPN Ships "Veronica Mars" to Old Home on Tuesdays
Written by Jace | Thursday, March 23, 2006 | 1 comments »
Zap2it is reporting today that UPN is moving mystery series Veronica Mars (and one of my personal fave programs) out of its Wednesday night berth and back to its original home Tuesday evenings at 9 pm, essentially moving the show out of direct competition with American Idol (and Lost as well).
Beginning as early as next week, Veronica Mars will now be sleuthing on Tuesdays while UPN will air repeats in the show's former Wednesday night timeslot for the next two weeks anyway. What will happen after that is anyone's guess. Unfortunately, relocating the show to a new night also removing the show's strong series lead-in in the form of America's Next Top Model, which had given the series a bit of an uptick in the ratings department.
The move comes at a dangerous time for the show as UPN and the WB decide their combined fall schedule for the new CW network. While Veronica's name had been thrown about as a strong possibility for making the jump come autumn, this move now throws some noirish shadows on the show's prospects. (If somehow One Tree Hill manages to get picked up and Veronica Mars doesn't, I cannot describe quite how livid I will be.)
But, until the new CW network unveils its fall schedule at the upfronts in May, let's hope that the only deaths are those in the show's fictional town of Neptune, California, and not Veronica Mars itself.
Written by Jace on Thursday, March 23, 2006 Permalink
Filed under: Veronica Mars
In last night's fairly lackluster installment of Lost ("The Whole Truth"), the writers didn't give us very much to go on. In fact, the entire episode, felt like we were treading water before a big wave breaks next week... with only two more episodes to go before sweeps, something better start happening and soon. Meanwhile, this week brought us a glimpse of reclusive couple Rose and Bernard (you could almost forget they're on the island), a secret that Sun had been concealing, and a wild goose chase in the jungle.
Back in Korea, Sun and Jin unsuccesfully tried to conceive a child and that their fertility doctor blamed Sun for their problems, but in reality it was Jin who was infertile. Meanwhile, we also learn in flashback that Sun's English tutor was none other than her former paramour, the son of that luxe hotel owner. While we never see the two consummate their star-crossed romance, it lends credence to the thought that Sun's pregnancy might not be the island "miracle" that Jin is making it out to be... Could someone else be the father of her unborn child? Sun's suspicions about her pregancy are confirmed by a home pregnancy test that Sun obtains from Sawyer. A home pregnancy test with the eerie brand name of Widmore Labs (see screencap, via Humpys.net). Where did the pregnancy test come from? Who would travel with one stowed away in their carry-on luggage? (It should be noted that, among other things, Widmore Labs can be an anagram for "womb derails," which hopefully doesn't mean that Sun will be miscarrying soon...) And finally, on this note, Kate reveals that she has used a home pregnancy test in the past, but didn't disclose whether the results where positive or negative... or who the father was.
Looking to make things even more tense down in the hatch, Locke surprises the good doctor in the shower and tells a naked Jack that he told Ana-Lucia about their prisoner, Henry Gale. Ana, a former cop, questions Gale and gets him to eventually draw a map of his balloon's location, unbeknownst to Jack and Locke. Ana sets out with Sayid and Charlie to disprove Gale's cover story and reveal him to be an Other. Sayid is out for revenge--he blames the Others for Shannon's death and not Ana--but Ana is not so sure what to believe. After all, she indirectly caused Nathan's death because she suspected him of being an Other, when it was Goodwin all along.
Meanwhile, Bernard forgets Rose's birthday and looks for a pearl to give her as a present, but of course theren't even any oysters around... Hurley still has a stash of food hidden somewhere in the jungle and he appears eating one of those Apollo chocolate bars we haven't seen in a while. Speaking of which, did Rose ever give Bernard the Apollo bar she was saving for him?
Looking to get back at Locke, Jack goes against orders and lets Gale out of his cage for a little breakfast chat over a bowl of cereal. A curious Henry spies the computer and asks about its purpose, as he takes in his surroundings (stupid, Jack!)... and then surprises Jack and Locke with the news that he had given Ana-Lucia a map to his balloon. This is a shock to them and Gale soon turns creepy again by saying that if he were an Other--which he's not saying he is--but if he was, he would have drawn a map leading the troika not to the whereabouts of the downed balloon, but to a secluded place, the perfect spot to spring a trap. Come on, people, does it need to be any clearer, he's EVIL!
Lost Literary Allusion(s) of the Week: Sawyer reads "Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret" by acclaimed children's author Judy Blume. The young adult novel is about Margaret, a pre-teen girl, who--because her parents are Christian and Jewish--grows up without religion. The book details her ongoing questing for a single, unifying religion (a light bulb should have just gone up over your head there), and also confronts many issues facing young girls, including having her first period... which is a rather interesting juxtaposition given what Sun is going through right now. Astute viewers will also have noted that the map that presumptive Other Henry Gale makes is on the back of the title page of "The Brothers Karamazov," the book which Locke had given Gale in a previous episode.
On next week's episode ("Lockdown"), something scary is loose in the hatch as the blast doors descend around Locke, who must seek help from an unlikely source (Henry Gale?). Hehehe, Locke down. Meanwhile, Ana-Lucia, Sayid, and Charlie find Gale's smiley face balloon in the trees... but are they being led into a trap?
What’s On Tonight
8 pm: College Basketball (CBS); Will & Grace/My Name is Earl (NBC); Smallville (WB); Extreme Makeover: Home Editon (ABC); That '70s Show/The Loop (FOX); Everybody Hates Chris/Love, Inc. (UPN)
9 pm: My Name is Earl/The Office (NBC); Supernatural (WB); American Inventor (ABC); The OC (FOX); Eve/Cuts (UPN)
10 pm: ER (NBC); Primetime (ABC)
What I’ll Be Watching
8 pm: Everybody Hates Chris.
It's about time that we got a new episode. I've been having severe Chris withdrawal. In this week's episode, "Everybody Hates Funerals," Rochelle's father (Jimmie Walker) dies unexpectedly and, when Rochelle acts as if nothing is wrong, Julius and the kids become concerned. Hilarity ensues.
9 pm: My Name is Earl/The Office.
Unfortunately, the comedy power duo is only 50 percent new tonight. On a new flashback episode of My Name is Earl ("Y2K"), in 1999, Earl and the Gang manage to confuse Y2K with a global apocalypse and believe they are the only survivors on Earth. (I blame Joy.) Meanwhile, on a classic episode (read: repeat) from Season One of The Office, ("Health Care"), Dwight goes power-mad when Michael puts him in charge of choosing a health care plan for the Dunder Mifflin employees. It was this and the "Diversity Day" episode that made me begin to love this show, so if you haven't seen it before (and don't want to pay $1.99 to download it on iTunes), check it out tonight!
Written by Jace on Thursday, March 23, 2006 Permalink
Filed under: ABC, LostDevelopment of "Arrested Development" DVD is, er, Arrested
Written by Jace | Wednesday, March 22, 2006 | 1 comments »
Like the Bluth family, it seems like fans of Arrested Development can't catch a break either. Just a day after a Hollywood Reporter article made it seem as though saying a deal had been reached between Showtime and Mitch Hurwitz would be a stretch, TVShowsonDVD.com is reporting that the third season DVD release of the beleaguered sitcom has been postponed.
While the Arrested Development DVD release hasn't been cancelled (thank you, 20th Century Fox, for that), the release of the third season has been pushed from its scheduled berth in June to an as-yet-undetermined date.
While I can only keep pleading with Showtime to pick up the show for those 26 episodes (over two years)--and with creator Mitch Hurwitz to sign the deal--it seems as though dark clouds are gathering over the horizon for the show, which has in the past managed to escape death several times already. If that is the case, then all we AD fans have left are those treasured DVD releases. And with only thirteen episodes in the shortened Season Three, that's a bit of a cold comfort.
In the meantime, I'll keep making offerings to the Showtime gods...
Written by Jace on Wednesday, March 22, 2006 Permalink
Filed under: Arrested Development, FOX
Every once in a while, BBC America will re-air a recent program that you may have missed the first time around... or one that you'd like to TiVo as the wait for DVDs here in the States seems inexoribly long lately. One such show is the family dramedy The Robinsons, a zany and often madcap series about a long-suffering family and their even more long-suffering son. Think of it as Arrested Development Lite, but without the money and furs and carnivorous seals.
As the series opens, Ed Robinson (The Office's Martin Freeman, here channeling a slightly more downtrodden version of Tim) is in a state of freefall: his wife ended their marriage by telling him he was useless in bed, he hates his dull job as a re-insurance agent for the marine industry, and--with nowhere else to go--he moves into his aunt's dreary apartment, while she is away on an extended vacation. When Ed begins an affair with a co-worker who gets promoted over him, she ends up dumping him as soon as she is promoted... and fires him for good measure.
If only Ed's family would support him, at least emotionally. But they all have their own neuroses and dramas to deal with at the expense of others around them. Like his uptight sister, Vicky (Abigail Cruttenden), a man-hungry interior designer, who invents new and particularly inane reasons to dump her latest beaus each episode (one sniffs too much, another is too emotional). Meanwhile, Ed gets no sympathy from his older brother George (Hugh Bonneville), a workplace efficience expert who cannot leave his passion for efficiency at his office. When he realizes his poor 5-year-old son Albert isn't getting along with the other boys at school, he forces Albert to participate in a personal seminar on socialization, complete with role-playing exercises, a slideshow presentation, and a lecture.
The apple doesn't fall far from the tree as Ed's parents aren't much better or any more sympathetic. His dad Hector (Richard Johnson), is a notoriously disappointed man and constantly bickers with mom Pam (Anna Massey), his shrewish wife. Besides for the one-sided conversations he engages in with his oblivious sister, Ed's only emotional outlet is his brother George's wife Maggie (Amanda Root), the only caring and non-self-absorbed member of the entire Robinson clan... but that might be because she doesn't actually have any Robinson DNA in her blood.
Throughout each episode, Ed tells us of the exploits--both daring and dastardly--of his ancestors, The Robinsons, yet he never seems to make much of himself. But then again, neither do his siblings, who end up getting themselves into as messy of situations as Ed does each episode. Vicky dates a man in his 60s, but soon has to break up with him, when she realizes that she has developed a father complex, even going so far as to hallucinate that she is making out with her own father when she kisses him. George donates a slide to his son's school in an attempt to make Albert love him, only to be outdone by one of the other fathers. Ed dates a girl who loves his family more than she loves him.
Freeman, as the put-upon Ed, is a genial lead and you can't help but like him, despite his status as world's biggest loser. He excels at creating characters that are alternatingly pathetic and sympathetic. (At the same time, Ed is Tim with a slightly better haircut and without the off-putting armpit stains, but without a Dawn to focus his creative energies, as in The Office, he seems a bit lost.) The supporting cast is top-notch, each of them revelling fully in the idiosyncracies of their characters. I wish we could have gotten more of Amanda Root's Maggie, as she is the emotional heart of the show and it's wonderful to see the usually dramatic actress in a more comedic role.
Ultimately, The Robinsons isn't groundbreaking in any way, but it is amusing and rather comforting in the same way that a cup of Earl Grey tea is: surely nothing you haven't had before, but warm and a little bit tart.
"The Robinsons" is re-airing its six-episode run Wednesday evenings at 8 pm PST on BBC America.
What’s On Tonight
8 pm: Out of Practice/Courting Alex (CBS); Deal or No Deal (NBC); One Tree Hill (WB); George Lopez/Freddie (ABC); Bones (FOX); America's Next Top Model (UPN)
9 pm: Criminal Minds (CBS); Law & Order (NBC); Gilmore Girls (WB); Lost (ABC); American Idol/Unan1mous (FOX); Veronica Mars (UPN)
10 pm: CSI: New York (CBS); Heist (NBC); The Evidence (ABC)
What I’ll Be Watching
Lost.
Surely that's not a big surprise. (What is a surprise is that ABC is finally showing us first-run episodes.) On tonight's brand-spanking-new episode entitled, "The Whole Truth," Sun wrestles with telling Jin a newfound secret... possibly one dealing with why she needs to ask gun-toting Sawyer for a home pregnancy test? Could there be another island baby in our future?
Veronica Mars.
Even after last week's lackluster episode (I partially blame Laguna Beach's Kristin Cavallari for that, but only partially), I really hope things pick up in this week's installment ("The Quick and the Wed"). Veronica suspects foul play when the sister of Wallace's new girlfriend disappears before her wedding day. (Let's hope she doesn't have those freaky Runaway Bride eyes.) All I can say is that Mac (Tina Majorino) better be in this episode--Rob Thomas, if you're reading this, make Mac a series regular already!
Will I check out Heist? Not sure. It seems little tired and overwrought, like it's trying way too hard. Like series lead Dougray Scott. I didn't even recognize him.
What I won't be watching for sure is FOX's new reality entry Unan1mous, a new low for the genre as a whole. A bunch of people--nine to be precise--are sequestered in an undisclosed underground location (Vice President Cheney, is that you over there?) and they must vote to determine which one of them walks away with millions of dollars, but they don't know that as the clock ticks down so does the dollar amount the victor walks away with. (And what's up with the title? Unan1mous? Did NUMB3RS get lonely as the only show with a number embedded in the title?) I won't be watching.
Written by Jace on Wednesday, March 22, 2006 Permalink
Filed under: BBC America, From Across the Pond, The Robinsons
They shouldn't be smiling.
The Futon Critic is reporting that NBC has pulled troubled freshman sitcom Four Kings from the schedule immediately, replacing the series with repeats of My Name is Earl, which will begin airing in the vacated timeslot this Thursday.
The move hardly comes as a surprise to insiders who had pegged the show for cancellation. The series was averaging a dismal 7.47 million viewers, making it NBC's lowest-rated program on Thursday nights.
No official replacement for the timeslot has been announced yet. My guess would be either that NBC continues to use it to house repeats of Earl or Will & Grace or they move their new sitcom Teachers (a bad American remake of a so-so British dramedy) into the slot.
Meanwhile, people who watch My Name is Earl and The Office on Thursdays breathed a sigh of relief due to the news, as they finally won't have to be afraid of their TiVo's switching over early to NBC and forcing them to catch a glimpse of Four Kings.
Written by Jace on Tuesday, March 21, 2006 Permalink
Filed under: NBC, Series CancellationsWhile There's Nothing New About "Old Christine," I Like Her
Written by Jace | Tuesday, March 21, 2006 | 0 comments »
I can't believe I am saying this, but I have a little bit of a crush on Old Christine. Okay, first of all I refuse to call the show by its complete title. The New Adventures of Old Christine? Way too much of a mouthful. I'll call the new Julia Louis-Dreyfus vehicle by what I am sure will become its abbreviated moniker, Old Christine. Is the show anything entirely new or fresh? Certainly not. But there is something comforting and rewarding about seeing Louis-Dreyfus take on a new role in a show that is comedically far ahead of fellow new coms Free Ride, Courting Alex, or The Loop. Even if there is still a laugh-track.
The premise is simple: the Christine of the title is a divorced mother of an adorable eight-year-old boy Ritchie (Trevor Gagnon) who has managed to remain friends with her charming ex-husband Richard (Clark Gregg), who two years after their divorce still drops by and acts like her best friend. She lives with her slacker younger brother Matthew (Hamish Linklater), owns a chain of upscale women-only gyms, and is generally content with the way things are. That is, until Christine drops her son off at his new fancy private school and learns that her ex-hubby has been seeing someone. Someone also named Christine, like her, but many, many years younger and a lot more ditsy (Emily Rutherfurd). So Old Christine has to deal with New/Young Christine, the blonde preppy mothers at her son's school, and begin to navigate the complex dating world of Los Angeles, all while pretending that she's okay with the new arrangement.
Louis-Dreyfus is instantly likeable as Christine and grounds the show; she's a more centered version of her character Elaine from (dare I say it?) Seinfeld. She is one of the few actresses today who can manage to be beautiful and self-deprecating at the same time; she's never afraid to play the sap and is never above performing physical comedy. (What other actress, while talking about how she'd rather wait for the "magic" of meeting someone rather than being set up on a blind date, would be stuffing her face with bagels while she uttered the line?)
Her relationship with her (straight) younger brother (played with understated cool by American Dreams' Linklater) is for once a varation on the twee and overused stereotype of the gay best friend. As a slacker and bachelor, his life is even more of a mess than Christine's, but somehow having someone just living there is a comfort to her. And their dialogue at the supermarket (in the second episode, "Supertramp"), where he instructs her on how to pick up a one-night stand, is priceless. But I do think there's something missing in the form of a female confidante for Christine (I don't count the towel girl at one of her gym branches) and having the always hilarious Wanda Sykes guest star as Christine's friend Barb in last night's episode ("Open Water") made me realize it all the more. I can only hope that the producers either bring back Sykes or have her recur on a regular basis. Surrounded by men, Christine needs some sort of female support system.
I believe it's possible to judge a show on the strength of its guest stars and if that's true, then Old Christine has already come out on top. Aside from last night's Wanda Sykes appearance, the week before featured Andy Richter as a lovelorn divorcé whom Christine sleeps with as a one night stand... only to discover that he has a child at her son's prep school and, boy, is he clingy. So clingy that the moms refer to him as "The Sad Dad."
Will Christine ever find love? In last night's episode ("Open Water"), she came pretty close. After Barb (Sykes) sets her up on a disatrous blind date with a man who brings his own food to the restaurant (he pulls out a piece of chicken from inside his jacket pocket), Christine falls for a guy whom she originally thought was her blind date and whom she keeps seeing on his own series of blind-dates-from-hell.
If there's one glaring flaw with the show it's the omnipresent laugh-track, but that's more a problem I have with the genre than Old Christine specifically. I just wish that the show would allow the audience to find the joke on their own without the guidance of canned laughter. It makes me not want to laugh, despite myself.
Will Old Christine escape the dreaded Seinfeld curse? It's too soon to tell. But ultimately, I can't say no to Julia Louis-Dreyfus' charms. I want Christine to find love, but then I know that the show will have to end. And with the quick wit charms of Christine, old or no, I hope we can grow old together for a bit.
"Old Christine" airs Monday evenings at 9:30 pm on CBS.
What's On Tonight
8 pm: NCIS (CBS); Most Outrageous Moments/Most Outrageous Moments (NBC); Gilmore Girls (WB); According to Jim/Hope & Faith (ABC); American Idol (FOX; 8-10); America's Next Top Model (UPN)
9 pm: The Unit (CBS); Scrubs/Scrubs (NBC); Gilmore Girls (WB); Sons & Daughters/Sons & Daughters (ABC); Veronica Mars (UPN)
10 pm: The Amazing Race (CBS); Law & Order: Special Victims Unit (NBC); Boston Legal (ABC)
What I'll Be Watching
Gilmore Girls is a repeat, AGAIN. And looks to be so for the foreseeable future. I feel lost without an 8:00 show on Tuesday nights. But at least the two repeat episodes of GG that the WB is airing tonight are written respectively by Daniel Palladino and Amy Sherman Palladino. And if you haven't seen those episodes yet, check 'em out tonight. If you haven't seen them, they're new to you.
If I've managed to catch up on all my TiVo'ed program, I'll be watching David Mamet and Shawn Ryan's espionage drama The Unit at 9, followed by the always stressful Amazing Race at 10 pm. On tonight's episode of The Amazing Race, entitled "It's Not Over Till the Phil Sings" (you've got to love those wacky titles), several teams are stranded at a foreign airport (Germany perhaps?) when airline computer systems crash. Meanwhile, one team leads another in the wrong direction. (When will the teams ever learn? It's this simple: don't follow other teams!)
And if you're not watching Scrubs, why not? I unfortunately have been watching the first two seasons on DVD and Buena Vista isn't releasing them quickly enough for me to catch up with the show's run. But, if you're looking for something to watch tonight, let me urge you to watch Zach Braff and Sarah Chalke and the gang in one of the smartest and funniest comedies on television. You'll thank me in the morning.
Written by Jace on Tuesday, March 21, 2006 Permalink
Filed under: CBS, Old Christine"The Simpsons" To Remain Moderately Funny for Two More Seasons
Written by Jace | Monday, March 20, 2006 | 0 comments »
Variety is reporting today that FOX has given an early two-season pick up to long-running animated series The Simpsons, keeping the show--about a certain yellow-toned family who never seem to age and their doughnut-obsessed dad--on the air at least through 2008.
The order takes The Simpsons into its 18th and 19th seasons, easily making it the longest-running sitcom in Fox's checkered history (it only seemed as though Herman's Head was on for that long). The order also means that The Simpsons will reach its landmark 400th episode, which will air in the show's 18th season. According to Variety, that milestone is tentatively scheduled to air on 20 May, 2007.
I've had my ups and downs with the series and still manage to watch it (when they actually air a new episode) each Sunday, though the quality has been rather sub-par in recent years. Gone now are the classic episodes that you could watch over and over again (and which are shown about 18 times a day in syndication); in their place are mediocre storylines that are far too confusing... or interesting concepts that fall apart in the execution (like the recent meta-theatrical storytelling episode that devolved into an underground shoot-out over lost gold when the timeline fell apart under its own weight). It just seems lately that the show is treading water, desperate for someone to reinvigorate the show and make it relevant once again.
Will that happen soon? Who can say. But at least I've got my classic episodes on DVD to keep me company.
Written by Jace on Monday, March 20, 2006 Permalink
Filed under: Simpsons
I was skeptical at first that HBO could pull it off. Granted they've made audiences love mobsters, morticians, and circus freaks, so why should polygamists be any different? Yet after two episodes of Big Love, I am already won over by the show's fantastic interpersonal relationships, tense drama, and yes, even humor. (Just don't call them Mormons.)
Here's the 411 on the series so far: Bill Henrickson (Bill Paxton) seems to live a normal life in suburban Salt Lake City. He has a thriving hardware business, beautiful kids, and--oh--three wives. Each night, Bill returns home to negotiate a complicated schedule where each of the wives gets to share him for a day and a night. Helping matters is the fact that all three of his houses are conveniently next door to one another and share one backyard, protecting Bill from wary neighbors. But negotiating the emotional minefield that is his marriage(s) is a little more difficult as Bill has to deal with stress from his three wives--"boss lady" Barb (Jeanne Tripplehorn), shopaholic Nicki (Chloe Sevigny), and downtrodden Margene (Ginnifer Goodwin)--their seven kids, his three new houses, and the grand opening of his newest hardware store.
And did I mention that someone is poisoning his estranged polygamist father (Bruce Dern)? While Bill suspects it's his kooky mom (Twin Peaks' Grace Zabriskie, again proving that she can play scary) feeding him arsenic in her homemade soup, a more likely suspect is cult leader Roman (Harry Dean Stanton, himself also a David Lynch standby, and for good reason), who oversees the fundamentalist compound where Bill's parents live... and, even more interestingly, is the father of Bill's wife Nicki.
Due to some "bad blood," Bill is estranged from his parents (his dad throwing him out of the back of a pickup truck at age fourteen to fend for himself didn't help things) and has lately rubbed scary cult leader Roman the wrong way over the new store. Roman had given Bill a bit of an investment on the first store and wants to keep receiving 15 percent of everything Bill has... or he'll take it out on Bill's family. As if Bill didn't have enough to worry about, he now has to hire a security consultant to safeguard the houses.
Meanwhile, unaware of Bill's problems, his wives squabble about anything and everything. Who gets the car, who gets to redo their house, who gets spending money, who gets more time with Bill. It's an interesting and unique situation that allows the women to alternatingly act supportive and catty as jealousies, resentments, and vendettas bubble up in each episode.
It's rare that I actually like Jeanne Tripplehorn in a role, but she wins me over here as "boss lady" Barb, Bill's first wife. Why Barb allowed Bill to invite other wives into their marriage is a mystery as much as what happened at the compound to alienate her and Bill from Roman's flock. A cancer survivor, Barb seems to be the most attuned to Bill and is the natural den mother, but Tripplehorn gives her a steely resolve lurking just beneath the surface. I'd keep my eye out for Chloe Sevigny's Nicki, the most deceitful and manipulative of the bunch. In last night's episode, she had sex with Bill in Margene's house, on Margene's bed, and tried to cover it up. A depressed Margene confronted Bill, who first told her off, only to return and eloquently tell her how important she is and how she had completed his family. And then, breaking the mood, sweet Margene asks Bill again for a car.
The supporting characters also manage to deepen the story and provide countering viewpoints. Teenage daughter Sarah (Veronica Mars' Amanda Seyfried) works a fast food job when she's not looking after the zillions of kids running around the Henrickson home(s). There she meets perky new employee Heather Tuttel (Veronica Mars' Tina Majorino, whom you might also remember from her wonderful turn in Napoleon Dynamite), a devout Mormon and proselytizer whose father happens to be a state trooper, a fact that makes Sarah instantly suspicious of her. When Heather overhears a comment about Sarah having "three mommies," she tries to get her to join her faith group and talks endlessly about her good works. But ultimately Heather just wants to be friends with Sarah and promises she won't tell her father about Sarah's polygamist parents. But she also makes it clear that she definitely doesn't approve of polygamy. Neither it seems does Sarah, a fact that I am sure will come into play as the season progresses.
(Meanwhile, it was a nearly a Veronica Mars mini-reunion on Big Love this week when Kyle Gallner guest starred last night as eldest son Ben's friend Jason, himself the child of polygamists and the son of Bill's business partner.)
Ultimately, Big Love is the perfect Sunday night dinner, serving up a deft mix of family drama, cult thriller, off-kilter dramedy, and sociological commentary. And already, just two episodes in, I'm wedded to the series.
"Big Love" airs Sunday evenings at 10 pm on HBO.
What's On Tonight
8 pm: King of Queens/How I Met Your Mother (CBS); Deal or No Deal (NBC); Related (WB); Wife Swap (ABC); Prison Break (FOX); One on One/All of Us (UPN)
9 pm: Two and a Half Men/The New Adventures of Old Christine (CBS); The Apprentice (NBC); Related (WB); Supernanny (ABC); 24 (FOX); Girlfriends/Half & Half (UPN)
10 pm: CSI: Miami (CBS); Medium (NBC); Miracle Workers (ABC)
What I'll Be Watching
9:00 pm: The Apprentice.
Okay, granted I was naughty last week and amid the fun of Aspen and the U.S. Comedy Arts Festival, decided not to watch Apprentice after all (I ended up TiVo'ing that second episode of Old Christine), but old habits die hard, as they say, and I'll be tuning in this week. Which icy blonde will be by the Donald's side this week? Will it be stalwart confidante Carolyn? Or feisty daughter Ivanka?
9:30 pm: Old Christine.
Because it's actually a traditional sitcom that you can watch and not loathe yourself when the closing credits roll. Which, in this day and age, is a rarity.
Written by Jace on Monday, March 20, 2006 Permalink
Filed under: Big Love, HBOA Pearl of an "Earl" (and "The Office" Too!)
Written by Jace | Friday, March 17, 2006 | 1 comments »
It's been said that great comedy comes from tragedy... or if not tragedy, then genuine emotion. I just had to write a few words about last night's super-duo of comedy goodness, My Name is Earl and The Office. As readers will remember, my thoughts on the respective series' previous episodes were overwhelmingly negative, but last night's episodes--both jam-packed with heart--restored my love for both shows.
On last night's episode of My Name is Earl ("Dad's Car"), Earl tries to repair his factured relationship with his estranged father (Beau Bridges) by returning the old Mustang that he had claimed to have driven into a lake at age eleven (he actually lost it in a drag race), but learns that the car was intended for him on his sixteenth birthday. Meanwhile, Joy sends Darnell and the kids away for a week so she can get drunk (it's her Mother's Day present to herself) but discovers that she misses them and the feelings she gets from being a mom. Retrieving the old Mustang from guest star Timothy Olyphant, Earl (whom we learn was supposed to be named Carl, except his dad accidentally added an extra loop on the "C" on his birth certificate) and his dad rebuild it together and actually enjoy spending time together. And, as Earl realizes that he cheated himself out of a relationship with his dad, he gets to cross himself off his list.
Meanwhile, on The Office ("Take Your Daughter to Work Day"), everyone reacts differently to the presence of Dunder Mifflin employee's children in the office, in a fantastic episode written by Mindy Kaling (she plays Kelly to boot). While Kelly dreams of getting married and having lots of kids very soon (to Ryan of course) and Angela avoids all contact with the kids, Pam's goal is to make just one kid like her by the end of the day (she succeeds, naturally). Meanwhile, Michael bonds with Toby's adorable five-year-old daughter (she actually likes him!) and inadvertantly reveals part of a traumatic childhood that made him who he is today. Was anyone not on the verge of sympathetic tears when they saw a little suit-wearing ten-year-old Michael talking about how he wanted lots of kids so he wouldn't have to force anyone to be friends with him? It nearly broke my heart... and almost made me like Michael. And then the heart-wrenching moment when Pam turns to make a comment to Jim, only to realize that he's already gone (figuratively and metaphorically), reminded me of how quickly this show can spin on a dime: seguing from quirky and absurd one moment to poignant the next.
And in the end, that's where great comedy comes from: the universal moments that we all feel in our daily lives, whether humorous or heartbreaking. Both Earl and The Office succeeded last night in connecting with me on both an intellectual as well as emotional level, making me laugh and cry (though fortunately not at the same time), and ultimately reminding me why I love television in the first place.
Written by Jace on Friday, March 17, 2006 Permalink
Filed under: My Name is Earl, NBC, The Office
I can swear that someone told me that they were anticipating the launch of Fox's midseason entry, The Loop, but after watching the show last night, I can honestly say that I can't remember why I had any interest in tuning in.
Not to be confused with Fox's other twenty-something single camera comedy Free Ride, The Loop is a hodgepotch of ideas. Here's the skinny: Sam (Bret Harrison), is hired as the youngest executive at a major airline thanks to his thesis, but he's the only one of his friends with a Real Job. Faced with messing up at work, Sam must find a way to party and have fun with his friends while still managing to impress his imposing and frightening boss Russ (the usually brilliant Phillip Baker Hall, slumming it here). Russ wants employees to come up with big "fruity" ideas to cut costs to save the sinking airline company.
Ah, so The Loop refers to the airport strip then? Or is it referring to the feeling of deja vu that I've seen all of this before? What the show does succeed at is its use of that clever motto: reduce, reuse, recycle. It does manage to reduce laughter by an unhealthy percentage as well as reusing and recycling all manner of jokes, gags, and situations. See Sam targeted by Meryl (Mimi Rogers), a predatory older woman at work while maintaining a crush on his oblivious roommate Piper (Amanda Loncar). See Sam have to drive a little girl's bicycle to work because irresponsible older brother Sully (Eric Christian Olsen) took his car. Then see Sam have to ride on a motorcycle with scary boss Russ to a meeting. See Sam wake up with part of his head shaved and have to wear a pirate hat to a meeting. Isn't that funny???
The pilot episode concerns Sam's attempts to get in good with Piper as the gang throws her a birthday party. When Sam manages to use an employee voucher program to get Piper's long-distance boyfriend Marco (guest star David Walton) a free first-class ticket, he unknowingly brings them even closer together... but then Marco forgets to cycle the ticket (there's that loop imagery again!), causing Sam and his way overqualified assistant Darcy (Joy Osmanski) to sift through the airport dumpsters for the voucher. (Though we hear the term "cycle" about three dozen times, we never actually learn what that means.) And then watch in terror as Piper sings kareoke to Annie Lennox's "Walking on Broken Glass," which the show tells us via on-screen text is the worst song ever. Would this have even been funny 15 years ago when the song came out?
Speaking of the recurring on-screen text and freeze-frame technique, this feels like such old hat. When done correctly (see the pilot of Arrested Development for example)--especially coupled with winning narration--this technique can actually add a level of ironic dimension to the story, especially if the images and text are at odds with one another. Here, however, they are painfully obvious. Do we need to be shown (again via text and freeze-frame) that Sam is the hero? Or that Russ is the boss? Or that Meryl is a predator? The text just comes across as lazy storytelling rather than anything else; shortcuts that lead the audience nowhere new or interesting.
Which is, in the end, the problem with The Loop: like its namesake, the audience is circled back to where they started, but without having gained anything.
Ultimately, this Loop is a total zero.
What’s On Tonight
8 pm: College Basketball (CBS); Deal or No Deal (NBC); What I Like About You/Living with Fran (WB); America’s Funniest Home Videos (ABC); Nanny 911 (FOX); WWE Friday Night SmackDown! (UPN)
9 pm: Las Vegas (NBC); Reba/Modern Men (WB); In Justice (ABC); Trading Spouses: Meet Your New Mommy (FOX)
10 pm: Conviction (NBC); 20/20 (ABC)
What I’ll Be Watching
Abso-bloody-lutely none of the above.
Though strangely, I will be watching a whole slew of British programmes tonight (even managed to get some Brit spelling in there too). Over on BBC America, the truly surreal sketch comedy show Little Britain has its third season premiere tonight. (If you haven't seen the show, here's a quick primer.) Lou and Andy, Sebastian, Daffyd, and the gang return, along with a few new denizens of Little Britain like Dudley and his Thai mail order bride, Ting Tong Macadangdang. Gasp in shock and horror as Bubbles de Vere comes face to face with the even more grotesque woman who destroyed her marriage!
Same channel, same great comedy: the truly misanthropic comedy Black Books wraps its fantastic second season tonight. (Again, for the uninitiated, here is a review of the series so far.) In tonight's episode ("A Nice Change"), the boys can't hear themselves because of the builders next door so Fran suggests a vacation, leading Bernard and Manny end up learning some disturbing truths about Fran. (FYI, you can catch Bill Bailey live next month in Los Angeles as part of the UCLA Live series.) Marvel as Manny and Bernard accomplish nothing!
And finally, Sci-Fi is running two back-to-back episodes of the brand-spanking-new (for us Yanks anyway) Doctor Who from 9 to 11 pm. Catch Shallow Grave's Christopher Eccleston as the good Doctor while you still can...before he transforms in just a few episodes' time into Viva Blackpool's David Tennant (a.k.a. the creepy dude from the last Harry Potter movie)!
Written by Jace on Friday, March 17, 2006 Permalink
NBC announced today via press release that it has commissioned ten, original stand-alone "webisodes" of its comedy The Office which will premiere this summer on NBC.com (no iTunes?). The webisodes (heh, webisodes) will make up an ongoing arc and will feature the fictional Dunder Mifflin branch's accounting staff in an office whodunit. According to NBC's official release, "When the Dunder Mifflin accountants -- Angela (Angela Kinsey), Kevin (Brian Baumgartner) and Oscar (Oscar Nunez) -- discover that $3000 is missing from the Scranton office, no one is above suspicion, as the crack team of numbers crunchers tries to solve the mystery before turning on each other. "
Sounds like fun.
Expected participants in the mini-eps of The Office include Rainn Wilson, Melora Hardin, Phyllis Smith, Kate Flannigan, Leslie David Baker and David Denman. While I was hoping to see first string players Steve Carell and Co. featured, I understand that they are off making big-budget features and the like and are too busy to entertain us during the long summer months.
Written by Jace on Thursday, March 16, 2006 Permalink
Filed under: NBC, The Office"Carnivale" Back in Town?
It's hard to keep a good avatar down.
Rumors are swirling that HBO may resurrect supernatural period piece Carnivale as either a two-hour movie or a four-hour miniseries that would reportedly tie up any dangling plot points (and, believe me, there were many). As a fan of the dust bowl drama (though even I will admit it was frustratingly obtuse at times), I would welcome any possibility for creator Daniel Knauf to wrap up his vision in a way that would satisfy the show's loyal audience, though I also have heard rumors of a possible comic book adaptation of the show as well.
While details are sparse (and HBO hasn't said anything official yet), rumors indicate that the Carnivale movie or mini-series would air sometime in 2007. And (and that's a rather big and) if the longform version does well ratings-wise, HBO could be open to bringing Carnivale back as an ongoing series in 2008.
News like that would force even scary Brother Justin to smile.
Hale is Hearty, if Not "Arrested"
Okay, that was a mouthful. Tormented Bluth offspring Buster--a.k.a. actor Tony Hale--has been cast in a new pilot and would report to duty on the show if it gets ordered to series. That is, should the beleagured comedy Arrested Development not return in the fall (hello, Showtime, are you there?).
Numerous sources are reporting that Hale has signed to co-star with Andy Richter in the NBC pilot Andy Barker, P.I., in which Richter will play an accountant who takes over the offices of a private investigator. When clients come in looking for investigation work rather than accountancy, Richter concludes that working as a P.I. will prove to be more lucrative... and his math skills may even come in handy. Richter is himself a victim of brilliant-yet-cancelled status with the hilarious (and mourned) comedy Andy Richter Controls the Universe.
Should Arrested Development be brought back from the brink of demise--again, Showtime, show us AD fans some love--Hale would reprise his role as Byron "Buster" Bluth, and his role on Andy Barker, P.I. would then be recast.
If Arrested Development doesn't return, let's just hope that the offices of Andy Barker, P.I. don't have any bow-tie-wearing carnivorous seals.
Holy "Girl"
Variety is reporting that Gilmore Girls' resident wit Lauren Graham has been cast as the female lead opposite Steve Carell in Evan Almighty, the sequel (of sorts) to Jim Carrey starrer Bruce Almighty. Graham will play Carell's wife in the picture, which also stars John Goodman and Morgan Freeman. In this film, Carell, reprising his role from the first film, plays a policitican who receives word from God (Freeman) instructing him to build an ark.
No word if that ark will include two Gilmore girls.
Tracking the Fallout: The CW #3
USA Today reports that Wall Street ad companies are less than enthused about the new CW's prospects. "They're creating something so similar to what they had, there's no sense of excitement in the ad community," says Starcom's Laura Caraccioli-Davis, who tells USA Today that the network blueprint "seems very old-school to me."
In other news, the usual game of musical chairs with the WB/UPN programming was played out again. Gilmore Girls, Smallville, Beauty and the Geek, America's Next Top Model and Everybody Hates Chris, along with WWE Smackdown, are again mentioned as near-certain locks for returning on the network. While Veronica Mars is now mentioned as being "on the fence" along with fellow WB sibling Supernatural. (Note to Dawn: you're bring back WWE Smackdown but not Veronica Mars, the best teen drama since Buffy?)
Even more disheartening, however, was the news that upcoming WB drama Pepper Dennis, starring Rebecca Romjin, was a contender for pickup on the CW next season. Having seen the completely unfunny pilot last year, I find that statement surprising.
Ostroff says that there will be one or two new shows on the schedule come fall. Will it be: Mercy Reef, the updated Aquaman franchise from the Smallville guys; Untitled Kevin Williamson Pilot (a.k.a. Palm Springs, a mystery soap from Dawson's Creek creator Kevin Williamson; Runaway, a drama about a family of fugitives; Split Decision, a teen drama about a girl who vacillates between the cheerleader and rebel crowds; She Said, He Said, an ensemble romantic comedy for which Nick Lachey is in talks to play the lead; The Game, a Girlfriends spinoff about football players' girls? Only time will tell...
In other CW news, Variety is reporting that the unfortunate moniker of CW will be sticking. In a study commissioned by CBS and Warner Bros., 48% of adults 18-34 polled were "already aware" of the CW. Leslie Moonves had previously said the CW had given themselves until the May advertiser upfronts to come up with a new name, in case they had second thoughts on the "CW." (Really? Could that be possible?) However, any possibility of changing the name became moot after seeing the results of the CW awareness study. "The likeability factor of the CW is high as well," Moonves told Variety.
Likeability? Based on two letters? Maybe they thought it was the Carsey-Werner network.
"Kidnapped" Steals Spot on Fall Schedule
According to a press release, NBC has given an early pickup order to its drama pilot Kidnapped, ordering 13 episodes for the 2006-2007 season. According to the release, "Kidnapped is a high-stakes serialized thriller in which the teenage son of a wealthy Upper East Side family (Timothy Hutton, "Kinsey," and Emmy winner Dana Delany, "China Beach") is kidnapped and everyone is a suspect. The series focuses on the elaborate, triangulated game between the kidnappers, law enforcement, FBI, and the private negotiating team of the "perhaps" not-so-picture-perfect family. "
And in the age of the post-procedural serialized drama (see Lost, Desperate Housewives, Invasion, etc.), it's only fair that NBC is now getting into the game. (Yes, I know they had Surface, but please, people, let's be serious here.)
What’s On Tonight
8 pm: College Basketball (CBS); Will & Grace/Four Kings (NBC); Smallville (WB); American Inventor (ABC; 8-10 pm); That '70s Show/The Loop (FOX); Everybody Hates Chris/Love, Inc.
9 pm: My Name is Earl/The Office (NBC); Supernatural(WB); The OC (FOX); Eve/Cuts (UPN)
10 pm: ER (NBC); Primetime (ABC)
What I’ll Be Watching
9 pm: My Name is Earl and The Office.
Like chocolate and peanut butter, the very best comedy combination. Let's just hope that they are a step above in terms of quality than their previous installments, which left me less than wowed.
On tonight's episode of My Name is Earl ("Dad's Car"), Earl tries to surprise his mother with a way overdue Mother's Day gift, but instead she asks him to do something nice for his dad (guest star Beau Bridges). Meanwhile, on tonight's episode of The Office ("Take Your Daughter to Work Day"), everyone's least favorite boss, Michael Scott, manages to strike up a friendship with the 5-year-old daughter of his enemy.
Ah, family.
Written by Jace on Thursday, March 16, 2006 Permalink
Filed under: Channel Surfing
So, I was sitting in the airport in Aspen, waiting for the plane that would take me back to Los Angeles, when what comes on CNBC? Deal or No Deal, of all things. Everyone who reads this blog knows of my confusion about this show. But, desperate to understand what thrall Howie Mandel and a bunch of silver briefcases seem to hold on viewers, I decided to watch. (Plus I couldn't get the airline staff to change the channel.)
Purportedly an "international sensation," Deal or No Deal is one hell of a bizarre show. Basically, the rules are this: a contestant chooses one of 26 numbered briefcases, which may contain dollar amounts between $.01 and $1,000,000. Their selection remains closed on their podium. Still with me? In each round, the contestant then chooses a certain number of other briefcases(starting with five), each of which is opened to reveal a dollar amount which is then removed from the board (because the original suitcase could not contain those amounts). At the end of each round, the mysterious "banker" calls on a phone, which follically-challenged host Howie Mandel (?) answers as the stage goes shockingly red. The banker offers an amount of money to "buy" the original briefcase, based on the likelihood of how high that dollar amount might be. The contestant can choose "deal" or "no deal" (hence the clever name). If they choose "deal," then they accept the banker's offer and either made a good decision (if the money in the chosen briefcase was lower than the offer) or a bad one (if it were higher). If they choose "no deal," then they can choose another briefcase or three to open.
Sound confusing? It is.
It's also the first gameshow that I can think of that is based purely on luck. There's no skill or intelligence needed to win Deal or No Deal, other than maybe the ability to count up to 26 and deal with Howie Mandel's lame jokes. Who Wants to be a Millionaire, I get. The Weakest Link with its overly cruel British host Anne Robinson, I get. But Deal or No Deal, with its endless briefcases and forced suspense, is just a ghastly display of how far gameshows have sunk. Is it a gambling show? Perhaps. Perhaps we at home are expected to live vicariously through these people as they maybe, just maybe, might walk away with a cool million if they hold instead of folding.Is it meant to be enciting and dramatic, like roulette or blackjack? (I think that's the intent, anyway.) While every now and then a ticker with the percentages may pop up on screen telling the audience at home the chances of $1M being contained in the briefcase, perhaps in an attempt to make us think that there is something akin to Vegas oddsmanship going on here, in the end, Deal or No Deal is just about some sap randomly picking numbered briefcases, which are then opened by comely female models a la Wheel of Fortune's letter-turner Vanna White.
To that I say: no deal.
What’s On Tonight
8 pm: Survivor: Panama--Exile Island (CBS); The Biggest Loser (NBC); One Tree Hill (WB); George Lopez/Freddie (ABC); Bones (FOX); America's Next Top Model (UPN)
9 pm: Criminal Minds (CBS); Law & Order (NBC); Beauty & the Geek (WB); Lost (ABC); American Idol/The Loop (FOX); Veronica Mars (UPN)
10 pm: CSI: New York (CBS); Law & Order (NBC); Invasion (ABC)
What I’ll Be Watching
9 pm: Veronica Mars.
Praise Jesus, Vishnu, and whomever you like. Veronica Mars is finally back with new episodes, after a painfully long hiatus. In tonight's episode ("Versatile Toppings"), Veronica has to uncover a blackmailer who is extorting money from in-the-closet teens and threatens to out them on an online bulletin board. Guest starring Laguna Beach's Kristin Cavallari, if you're into that sort of thing. Meanwhile, will we inch closer to solving any of the many mysteries of the season? For the love of god, Rob Thomas, give us some clue to the solution of the bus crash mystery. Or at least some more Cassidy/Mac love.
Thankfully, Lost is a repeat this week, which will give me some time to catch up on the programs burning a hole in my TiVo. Still haven't seen last night's Amazing Race, so that might be where I start. Everything else can sit on the backburner for a bit.
As for The Loop, I've heard mixed things about it, but I might check out the first episode just to see. Plus, I am a sucker for anything with Phillip Baker Hall in it. Continue reading full story...
Written by Jace on Wednesday, March 15, 2006 Permalink
Just a quick post today. I'm still in Aspen after the simply amazing HBO/US Comedy Arts Festival. While the festival may have wrapped and the brilliantly hued tent is being dismantled, you can still feel the energy of the festival lingering on.
Meanwhile, my thoughts turn to my beloved TiVo back home, which is becoming more and more crammed full of programs (in a sign of increasing co-dependence, I can feel the unit becoming clogged with data). Waiting for me back home: Beauty and the Geek, Black Books, The Simpsons, Big Love, The New Adventures of Old Christine (x2), The Unit, The Amazing Race... and the list goes on and on.
While I attempt to recover from the excesses of the past few days, I look forward to catching up with my old friends on TiVo.
What's On Tonight
8 pm: NCIS (CBS); Most Outrageous Moments/Most Outrageous Moments (NBC); Gilmore Girls (WB); According to Jim/According to Jim (ABC); American Idol (FOX; 8-10); America's Next Top Model (UPN; 8-10)
9 pm: The Unit (CBS); Scrubs/Scrubs (NBC); Supernatural (WB); Sons & Daughters/Sons & Daughters (ABC)
10 pm: The Amazing Race (CBS); Law & Order: Special Victims Unit (NBC); Boston Legal (ABC)
What I'll Be Watching
Gilmore Girls is a repeat and I'll be stuck on a plane travelling back from Aspen this evening, but I'll be TiVo'ing The Unit and The Amazing Race. And Sons & Daughters for good measure as well... just to see what happens in week two.
Written by Jace on Tuesday, March 14, 2006 Permalink
For Valerie Cherish, No "Comeback" in Sight
Ran into Lisa Kudrow here in Aspen (she's here to present the USCAF Career Tribute Award to television legend James Burrows, see below) and I couldn't resist questioning her about a possible comeback for, er, The Comeback, her brilliant-yet-cancelled HBO mockumentary (shame on you for not watching it!). Unfortunately, it seems that the chances of resurrection for The Comeback are as slim as Valerie Cherish getting a personal invitation to Paulie G's party (again, shame on you if you don't get the reference). Kudrow and her production company, Is or Isn't, did investigate the possibility of direct-to-DVD release for the show but, without securing HBO's consent to release ownership of the show, it wasn't really feasible. However, she did tell me that the show will be released later this year and that they are planning to shoot additional original material for the disc. Which Valerie Cherish might tell you, you do need to see that.
James Burrows: Television God
If you couldn't tell from the headline, James Burrows is a television god. A veritable legend, Burrows has directed and produced nearly every major television half-hour comedy you can name over the last two decades... save Seinfeld. He's worked on the Mary Tyler Moore Show, Taxi, Cheers, Friends, Will & Grace, Caroline in the City, Frasier, and many, many more. The man gets offered 12 pilots a season and can pick and choose his projects carefully, usually only selecting to direct two pilots a year. He has an unerring sense of what shows are going to strike it big and a unique style in which he allows the writers to improvise and play... but also protects the writers' vision.
I was lucky enough to be on hand Saturday when Lisa Kudrow and HBO's Chris Albrect delivered the US Comedy Arts Festival Career Tribute award to Burrows (think of it as the equivalent of the Oscars' Lifetime Achievement Award). Kudrow and Burrows are old friends: he directed the pilot and many, many episodes of Friends and had a hand in casting her as Phoebe; he even guest starred as himself several times on Kudrow's aforementioned HBO comedy, The Comeback, at her insistence (she even named the character Jimmy so he would be obligated).
While I can't replicate everything that was discussed in that fascinating hour discussion between them, I will share one interesting gem that came up. While Burrows and Kudrow are close, Burrows once fired Kudrow from a pilot... the pilot of Frasier, in fact. Kudrow was brought to NBC to read for the part of Roz, as was Peri Gilpin. Kudrow gave an incredible performance and the network loved her. But at the end of the pilot episode, Roz needed to deliver a speech to Frasier in which she tells him that he has to accept his father. Kudrow's performance, according to Burrows, was brilliant but off-center. And whoever delivered this extremely important and emotional speech needed to be completely centered. Burrows took Kudrow aside and told her that he was going to have to let her go and instead hired Gilpin. The rest is sitcom history.
Of course, Kudrow didn't do so bad herself. When Burrows was hired to direct the pilot of Friends, he cast Kudrow as the deliciously off-center Phoebe. Not too shabby.
"House" Party But No Invite for "Joey"
Speaking of former Friends, everyone who watches television gave a sigh of relief as NBC announced that they were pulling Joey off the air after briefly resurrecting the show this month. Is the show cancelled for good? Or will NBC burn off the final episodes over the summer? Only time can tell, though I am pulling for the former.
In other series news, FOX renewed its hit medical mysteries series, House. While I don't watch House (I've only ever seen the pilot and a few minutes here and there), I absolutely adore actor Hugh Laurie. If you've never see his brilliant comedy series Black Adder or the superlative Jeeves & Wooster (or for that matter, A Bit of Fry and Laurie), what are you waiting for?
Origami Unfolded
Microsoft finally unveiled its secret "Origami Project" Ultra Mobile PC (UMPC) — a new category of portable PCs larger than an iPod but smaller than a traditional laptop.
The machine, which runs on an Intel processor, will function as a handheld organizer, an MP3 player, a mobile television receiver, a games device, and a notebook PC. The devices will connect wirelessly to the Internet and will contain full-sized hard drives. Samsung's product is expected to go on sale in April.
What interests me most, however, is the mobile television receiver. Is this the first step towards portable digital television? And more importantly: will we be able to transfer recordings from TiVo onto the device?
What's On Tonight
8 pm: King of Queens/The New Adventures of Old Christine (CBS); Deal or No Deal (NBC); 7th Heaven (WB); Wife Swap (ABC); Prison Break (FOX); One on One/All of Us (UPN)
9 pm: Two and a Half Men/The New Adventures of Old Christine (CBS); The Apprentice (NBC); Related (WB); Supernanny (ABC); Girlfriends/Half & Half (UPN)
10 pm: CSI: Miami (CBS); Medium (NBC); Miracle Workers (ABC)
What I'll Be Watching
I am still in Aspen having an absolute blast, but here's what I'll be TiVo'ing tonight to watch when I get back into town:
8:30 pm: The New Adventures of Old Christine.
Can Julia Louis-Dreyfus escape the dreaded Seinfeld curse? I'll be checking out the pilot to see. I really want to like it as I love Julia, but her last show (Watching Ellie) was unwatchable... though her appearances as not-really-blind lawyer Maggie Lizer on Arrested Development redeemed her in my eyes.
9:00 pm: The Apprentice.
Just because. Though I am tempted to skip this week's episode (what's the point in watching Apprentice on TiVo?) and record the second episode of The New Adventures of Old Christine. Decisions, decisions.
Written by Jace on Monday, March 13, 2006 Permalink
Filed under: Channel Surfing
Time for a brief aside on this cold, snowy Sunday morning in Aspen. Imagine my surprise when I discovered that Televisionary had been not only mentioned, but quoted no less, about TiVo on technology site CNet's Blogma, a sub-site devoted to "hot blog topics, chosen by editors and readers."
Referring to a story about the announcement that TiVo could soon be giving away their set-top boxes in exchange for higher monthly service fees, Blogma chose Televisionary to represent the blog community and gave us the first release of TiVo Series 3 later this year (hopefully), which utilizes cable card technology, they will effectively clear up space on our cluttered entertainment consoles by doing away with the ubiquitous digital cable set-top box altogether... and allow users with two cable cards to record digital and/or HD programs simultaneously (and has a nifty little digital display on the front to show which program(s) you're recording).
Now if only Blogma's article didn't contain a broken link back to Televisionary...
What’s On Tonight
8 pm: Cold Case (CBS); The West Wing (NBC); Charmed (WB); Extreme Makeover: Home Edition (ABC); The Simpsons/The War at Home (FOX)
9 pm: Feature: How to Lose a Guy in Ten Days (CBS; 9-11 pm); Law & Order: Criminal Intent (NBC); Charmed (WB); Desperate Housewives (ABC); Family Guy/Free Ride (FOX)
10 pm: Crossing Jordan (NBC); Grey's Anatomy (ABC)
What I’ll Be Watching
8 pm: The Simpsons.
Yes, I know what you're thinking: how can I still be watching this show. It's really more out of habit than anything else. I've been watching for so long--even yes the recent sub-par seasons--but this season has been marginally better. Comparatively, anyway. At least I have my DVDs of the show's glory years.
9 pm: Desperate Housewives.
Um, kidding! Everyone knows my views about how unwatchable I find Desperate Housewives to be these days.
10 pm: Big Love.
While I won't be watching The Sopranos (I stopped watching that series years ago), I am excited to watch the pilot of HBO's latest drama offering, Big Love. After the classical glories of Rome and the metaphysical angst of Carnivale, I can't wait to see HBO's take on Mormons. Oops, I mean polygamists-who-live-in-Utah-but-aren't-Mormons. You know what I mean.
Written by Jace on Sunday, March 12, 2006 Permalink
'Tooning In: Why It's Okay to Love Animated Series
Written by Jace | Friday, March 10, 2006 | 1 comments »
Confession time: I've never really outgrown watching cartoons. Ugh, scratch that; I hate cartoons. There's something so negative and bubble gummy about that word. Instead, let's call them animated series. I'm not talking about the Bugs Bunny, Care Bears, Dora the Explorer, or even Pokemon kind of animated series (though I will admit to catching the odd Spongebob Squarepants every now and then), but rather animated series that are darker and have more of a more adult sensibility, that are populated by fallible or imperfect characters... perfected by the epitome of the classy animated series, Batman: The Animated Series (henceforth referred to as Batman: TAS).
I will admit that I am a person of profound contradictions. Give me a Jane Austen book, a pot of tea, and a rainy day and I am in heaven. But conversely, there are few things more rewarding and nostalgia-inducing than waking up on a Saturday morning, curling up with my girlfriend on the couch, pouring myself a big bowl of cereal, and watching some brightly colored animated characters pound one another.
I mentioned Batman: The Animated Series earlier. Airing in the late 1990s, this incarnation of Batman was darker than his 1970's zip!, boom!, pow! counterpart. The beauty of the animation alone is worth giving this series a shot (I particularly love all of the Art Deco design elements) but seeing Batman and his "family" in action (Nightwing, Robin, Batgirl) is priceless. As is Batman's portrayal as the Detective (it's not just a nickname) solving crime--and yes, beating up a few baddies--in Gotham City. This depiction was aided by strong, angular lines in the animation, by liberal use of black, deep darkness, and by the writers' (Paul Dini, Bruce Timm, et al) intense characterizations, not just of Bruce Wayne/Batman, but of his entire Rogues Gallery as well. It's where Joker girlfriend/sidekick Harley Quinn made her first appearance. And it explored the tenuous relationship between Bruce and Dick Grayson, the first Robin (yes, there was more than one) who later goes on to take on the mantle of Nightwing in the series' later episodes (referred to collectively as Gotham Knights). The companion seres, Superman: The Animated Series, is also worth checking out for its take on the Man of the Steel, but it pales in comparison to the heights that Batman: TAS manages to reach.
The successor to DC Animation's Batman: TAS is the equally fantastic Justice League, which morphed more recently into Justice League Unlimited. Originally detailing the exploits of DC Comics' superteam--in this incarnation the pantheon of the Big Six (Superman, Batman, Wonder Woman, Flash, Green Lantern, and Martian Manhunter, plus Hawkgirl for good measure)--the series grew into a rotating cast of superheroes dedicated to defending the world against major threats to safety. It explored the notion of might vs. right, secret identities, the need for society's iconography, zingoistic loyalties, the pull between civil liberties and national security... all against a backdrop of spandex, capes, space stations, and aliens. While the series is coming to an end (Cartoon Network recently announced that the final episodes would be airing soon), Justice League's legacy will live on in the way that we perceive and enjoy animated series.
Which brings us to one of the later additions to the animated canon (and the latest incarnation of Batman, after Batman: TAS and the futuristic Batman Beyond): The Batman. In this series, Bruce Wayne is a young billionaire playboy who has only recently returned to Gotham City and taken up the mantle of the Batman. He is naive, inexperienced, and foolish, yet has a deep-seeded conviction that the streets of Gotham City must be cleaned up and, thanks to the ineffective police force, the people of Gotham need a champion who is not afraid of the night. The Batman also showcases the redesign of all of Batman's foes: The Joker is even scarier than before, now a dredlocked, white-faced ball of deadly energy, his shock of green hair a badge of honor; Penguin a sadistic yet snobbish killer; Poision Ivy a teenage ecoterrorist who cares more about plants than people, etc. The designs are sleek and savvy, giving the villains a scarier, edgier look, as though they were viewed through a funhouse mirror. Lately, the solitary Batman has warily taken on an apprentice: a teenage Batgirl, Barbara Gordon, whose father is the police chief. Their strained relationship has given the show an added dimension as Batman is forced to admit that he can't fight this battle alone. And Batgirl's introduction has added an innocence and insight into adolescent (and adolescent superheroes) that has been missing from the series.
Similarly, the now-defunct X-Men: Evolution which ceased its run about two years back explored the struggle between teen superheroes' public lives and their private ones. Using the popular X-Men characters and mythos, the creators envisioned a team of teenage mutant superheroes, untrained in the powers, coming together at the Xavier School for Gifted Youngsters to learn control and finesse over their abilities. Much as the original comic had, X-Men: Evolution used the metaphors of mutation to represent situations that most people encouter in adolescence (like Buffy), with mutants themselves representing any number of minority groups, who feel outside the norms emposed by society (and, hell, what teen doesn't feel that). In fact, the high school setting reintroduced those complex emotions and interpersonal relationship that are the hallmarks of the X-Men brand.
(Conversely, I cannot stand to watch Teen Titans, a sort of junior league version of the, er, Justice League. Candy-coated and sugary with way too many "cool" Japanime influences, this series about the exploits of Robin and Co. mostly rubs me the wrong way. The one exception: I watched the fantastic Season Two traitor-within-the-Titans/Terra storyline, which dealt with betrayal and sacrifice/redemption with a depth that the series doesn't usually contain.)
Then there's one of my personal all-time favorites, the Japanese import Neon Genesis: Evangelion. On the one hand, the series feels like a modern nostalgia-trip to the fantastic, giant mecha 1980s series, Robotech (which as a kid I would wake up at 6 am to watch with delighted glee and which I rediscovered the joys of a few years back on DVD); but its epic storyline about original sin, redemption, and the destruction of humanity and the creation of a new Eden (which unfolds over the course of the series' 26 episodes) places it light years ahead of any other animated series.
At time frustratingly obtuse, Neon Genesis: Evangelion is alternatingly ultraviolent, hilarious, poignant, and ethereal, a technicolor acid trip of an animated series. The series, set in the future after an Ameggedon-like incident kills most of Earth's population, concerns the pilots of advanced techno-organic mecha called Evangelion armed to fight against the destructive Angels, alien-like creatures hell-bent on destroying the rest of humanity. The main character, Shinji, finds himself recruited by his estranged father to be a member of an elite team of these pilots, each one of the recruits not yet fifteen years old. They report to NERV, a shadowy government agency that is willing to sacrifice their lives (and souls) for a goal that they perceive to be larger than themselves. Their leader is Ikari, Shinji's father, who developed the Evangelion program... and who may have been responsible for the suspicious death of Shinji's mother. Zealots of the highest order, NERV is fracturing into splinters as personal agendas and vendettas come to the fore as Shinji and his team are forced to make inconceivable personal sacrifices... I can't even do the concept justice with this description. The series was so mind-blowingly bizarre that it had not one, not two, but three endings, each of which sought to clarify the previous one. Not to be missed.
At the end of the day, while the characters may be drawn on these animated series, their stories are just as entertaining and engaging as any live-action show. After all, a good story is still a good story, regardless of the medium. And as the credits roll and I take my last gulp of milk from the bottom of my cereal bowl, I remember why I loved watching these--dare I say it--cartoons and why I still do. And I know, that had, say, Justice League been on in Jane Austen's day, even she too might have watched.
What’s On Tonight
8 pm: Ghost Whisperer (CBS); Deal or No Deal (NBC); What I Like About You/Living with Fran (WB); America’s Funniest Home Videos (ABC); Nanny 911 (FOX); WWE Friday Night SmackDown! (UPN)
9 pm: Close to Home (CBS); Las Vegas (NBC); Reba/Reba (WB); In Justice (ABC); Trading Spouses: Meet Your New Mommy (FOX)
10 pm: NUMB3RS (CBS); Conviction (NBC); 20/20 (ABC)
What I’ll Be Watching
God, Friday really is the dumping ground for shows that the network doesn't feel like airing. I can honestly say that I haven't seen a single episode of any of the above shows. Where are shows like The X-Files and Firefly? FOX used to air sci-fi or quirky shows on Friday evenings that quickly became appointment television for me and were sometimes able to gain some cult status (though airing Firefly out of order, when at all, certainly didn't do anything to build an audience for it... same goes for the tragically short Wonderfalls).
For the sci-fi nerds hidden among us, tonight is the season finale of Battlestar: Galactica on SCI-FI (10-11:30 pm). And, beginning next week, Sci-Fi will begin airing the new Doctor Who series on Friday nights. So put on your great big wooly scarves, touch up the paint on your Tardis, and catch Christopher Eccleston (for the first batch of eps anyway, then it's David Tennant) in Russell T. Davies' re-envisioning of the cult classic series.
Written by Jace on Friday, March 10, 2006 Permalink
Two Very Different Examinations of the Family "Unit"
Written by Jace | Thursday, March 09, 2006 | 0 comments »Ah, midseason. It's that time of year again. When American Idol returns to take over the airwaves, when networks hastily rearrange their schedules, shunting off the tried-and-true to give a new batch of hopefuls the opportunity to shine. That time when the television-viewing audience either discovers a few new gems... or is forced to suffer through some stinkers that for some reason failed to make it on the network schedules back in the fall (Four Kings, cough, cough).
This week, CBS and ABC unveiled their latest entries in the midseason race: The Unit and Sons & Daughters. So far, CBS' midseason track record hasn't been so good (think Love Monkey) but they are hoping to change that by launching a new military action drama from David Mamet and Shawn Ryan while ABC attempts to undo their disastrous recent comedy offerings (Emily's Reasons Why Not and Jake Interrupted, among others) with an improvisational comedy about the twisted branches of an extended family tree.
The Unit (CBS):
Created by playwright and director David Mamet and Shawn Ryan (The Shield), The Unit is a different sort of action drama than we've seen before on television. Following a team of covert operatives, the show follows these men as they risk their lives on dangerous international missions, while also tracking their wives, who, back in the US, oversee the home front and conceal their husbands' secrets.
24's Dennis Haysbert is team leader Jonas Blane, a stern tactician whom we first see on a mission to take out an arms dealer in Afghanistan. Returning to the US, Blane's team of misfits receives a new recruit: newby Bob Brown, played with quiet assurance by Scott Foley. Their commander, the tough-as-nails and morally ambiguous Colonel Tom Ryan (Robert Patrick) quickly sends them on their first assignment: a training mission in Idaho, which goes awry when Middle Eastern terrorists take over a charter jet with 150 people aboard and plan to blow up the plane. Meanwhile, back at home, as Kim (Audrey Marie Anderson), Bob's wary wife, tries to settle into her new but confusing life on the military base, Jonas' wife, Molly (Regina Taylor) gives her a lesson on the veil of secrecy that surrounds them all. "You do not tell your mother, your best friend, your priest, what your husband does."
As Bob and Jonas prepare to take down the terroritsts, the women on the homefront have their own issues to deal with. Military wife Tiffy (Abby Brammell), whose husband she has only seen three times in the last four months, is sleeping with commanding officer Tom Ryan... Meanwhile, Kim discovers that she is pregnant with her second child (after suffering a miscarriage last year) and battles with Molly to take control of her new life. Kim refuses to move onto the military base, but Molly has already made plans that include keeping a watchful eye on her from across the street.
The climactic shootout aboard the plane at the episode's end is as stressful as anything on 24 and as beautifully shot as Jennifer Garner's action sequences on Alias (the pilot was directed by feature director Davis Guggenheim). And the steely resolve with which The Unit's wives operate in their personal lives makes them as tough and unyeilding as their men in the field. Regina Taylor in particular gives a performance that is at once gracious as it is deadly; you do not want to mess with these women... which Bob's wife Kim finds out in the first episode. And in the espionage business, with your husbands out on missions and possibly never to return, these are the women you want covering your back.
That Mamet seeks to include the military wives' experiences within the larger framework of espionage serves to further explore the price that agents (and their families) have to pay, in a way that is both realistic as it is heart-pounding. The Unit isn't about wigs and disguises (as Alias is) or shocking, plot-twist laden thrills like 24. What it is is an intelligent, compelling action-drama that shows us who is protecting us and whom they are making sacrifices to protect.
While I'm not sure I like the show's pre-Amazing Race timeslot (though it makes sense to make use of CBS' similarly themed NCIS as a military-drama lead-in), the show's winning combination of adrenaline, action, bracing dialogue, and dynamic interpersonal relationships make The Unit appointment television. And when you're on before a show that relies so heavily on luck and timing as Amazing Race, that's a good thing.
Sons & Daughters (ABC):
A semi-improvised comedy, Sons & Daughters has a similar feel to Curb Your Enthusiasm and Arrested Development, but without the former's squirm-inducing lead or the latter's full-blown zaniness. Like Curb, the dialogue is improvised by the talented actors, but like Arrested, the series is serialized in its format, storylines spilling over from one episode into another and building as the series goes on. Whether the show can manage to find an audience for another single-camera comedy in the post-Arrested landscape will be a matter of opinion.
Created by Nick Holly and Fred Goss (Bravo's Significant Others), who also stars, Sons & Daughters circles around an extended (and sprawling) family: two grandparents, their children and their respective spouses, and their grandkids... all of whom find themselves incapable of keeping even the most mundane matters secret.
The ringleader of this crazy three-ring circus is Cameron Walker (Fred Goss), standing in here for suburban Everyman. Cameron seems to have the perfect marriage with his adorable wife Liz (Gillian Vigman), with whom Cameron has two children, plus a disturbed teenage son from his first marriage. Cameron's sister Sharon (Alison Quinn)'s marriage is far from perfect but she and her husband Don (Jerry Lambert) refuse to admit any difficulties. Cameron also has a half-sister Jenna (Amanda Walsh), an unmarried mother only attracted to sleazy guys, who is the daughter of his mom Colleen (Dee Wallace) and stepdad Wendal (Max Gail).
In the pilot episode ("Anniversary Party"), Cameron plans to throw Colleen and Wendal a party celebrating their 25th wedding anniversary. However, those plans hit a speedbump when Wendal admits to Cameron that he's been thinking of divorcing Colleen. Cameron, unable to keep it a secret, quickly spreads the news to his sister, but by the time the party rolls around everyone there--except Colleen--knows about Wendal's thoughts. These revelations continue into the second episode of the evening ("Bowling Night"), where Colleen learns that Wendal was planning on leaving her and that everyone in her family knew, an admission that comes out during a traditonal family bowling night, itself an attempt on Cameron's part to pretend that everything is okay. Meanwhile, Cameron's sister Sharon and her husband Don, a closet harmonica player, attempt to fix their sexless marriage, with disastrous results. (A rather amusing subplot has Cameron's bigoted Great-Aunt Rae get her comeuppance--after telling his five-year-old daughter that she is going to hell because she's a Jew--when Cameron's troubled son Henry draws a mustache on her while she sleeps, making her look like Hitler.)
Sons & Daughters is witty and often amusing (even if it doesn't generate the laugh-out-loud moments of Arrested Development) and manages to capture the controlled chaos of extended family life. The actors--especially the younger members of the troupe--are impressive, and the delivery of their lines feels very genuine and off-the-cuff. Goss in particular is a likeable and genial lead and serves as an anchor to the show; with so many characters, it would be easy in lesser hands for the audience to lose the thread. The improvisionational nature of the show is hit-or-miss. Some of the lines are unexpected gems while others fall flat. And I'm not sure if they will be able to keep the energy seen in the pilot episode going for any extended period of time.
While Commander in Chief takes a rest at Camp David, ABC will be double-pumping episodes of Sons & Daughters each Tuesday night at 9 pm, in the same timeslot as The Unit. May the best "family" win.
What’s On Tonight
8 pm: Survivor: Panama--Exile Island (CBS); Will & Grace/Will & Grace (NBC); Smallville (WB); Feature: Bringing Down the House (ABC; 8-10 pm); American Idol (FOX); Everybody Hates Chris/Love, Inc.
9 pm: CSI: Crime Scene Investigation (CBS); My Name is Earl/The Office (NBC); Beauty & the Geek (WB); The OC (FOX); Eve/Cuts (UPN)
10 pm: Without a Trace (CBS); ER (NBC); Primetime (ABC)
What I’ll Be Watching
I'm in snowy and festive Aspen, but I'll definitely be recording the season finale of Beauty & the Geek for my viewing pleasure upon my return to sunny Los Angeles.
If you're wondering why my usual picks of Everybody Hates Chris, My Name is Earl, and The Office are missing, they are fortunately (or unfortunately, if you choose to look at it that way) all repeats tonight.
Written by Jace on Thursday, March 09, 2006 Permalink
I'll admit that I was more than skeptical at first when I heard the premise of the WB's reality show, Beauty & the Geek. Perhaps it was the fact that the promos kept billing the show as "Ashton Kutcher's social experiment," a dubious endorsement to say the least. (His marriage to Demi more than fits the bill as "social experiment," but that's not for here.) The concept is pretty basic: six geeks (intellectually advanced yet socially awkward guys) and six beauties (gorgeous yet, er, intellectually challenged girls) are picked to live in a mansion.
Sounds rather like MTV's Real World at first, no? But here's the twist: the girls and guys will be paired into teams of two and will compete each week for the priviledge of staying and continuing the experiment... and for the opportunity to win $250,000 at the end. Each week, the geeks and the beauties are forced to compete in various challenges; the winners of which get to decide which teams to send to the dreaded elimination room (where they must separately answer questions on the subjects of their individual challenges). The challenges vary in intricacy and difficulty: the girls must deliver a speech, assemble a computer, beat a Vegas dealer at blackjack, or, using a map, navigate the streets of Los Angeles; the guys must chat up female strangers at speed dating, throw a party, decorate a bedroom, or stage a fashion shoot with their partner. And of course, with any lifestyle makeover show, there's the requisite transformation, where the girls makeover the guys, usually with stunning (and surprising) results.
(It should be noted that, during both of the show's two season, one of the beauties hooks up with one of the geeks following the guys' make-over transformations. This season was no exception with tracking-monkeys-with-lasers scientist Wes and beer spokesmodel Cher locking lips in Las Vegas and then returning to the mansion as a full-fledged couple. Apparently, the two are reportedly still an item even after the B&G cameras stopped rolling.)
But then something unusual happens: both the geeks and the beauties not only end up learning important life lessons during their stay, but also change considerably, both on the outside and the inside. For the guys, they learn how to dress better, how to groom themselves, how to approach and talk to girls, and--most importantly--how to have more confidence in who they are. For the girls, they are usually used to getting what they want by using their looks and relying too heavily on those looks to get through life; they end up learning that learning isn't all that bad, that they do have intelligence and skills, and, maybe, that guys that look like their geeks might have more to offer than their outsides might imply.
This season has pushed both the geeks and the beauties to adapt and change in new and different ways. Probably the most real and touching moment came two weeks ago when the beauties were forced out of bed without being able to do their hair or makeup or select an outfit and taken to a bar where they were forced to ask guys to buy them drinks. Stripped of their "armor," the girls looked completely average and that was the point; no longer the focal point of every guy in the room, the girls were avoided and ignored at every turn, much as if they were the geeks. For the girls, it was a traumatic and revealing experience and all of them were reduced to tears by the end of the challenge.
At times, I almost wish that Beauty & the Geek wasn't an elimination-style competition--that the geeks and beauties could stay in the house the entire time and continue to evolve together. Most of those who fail to make it out of the elimination room are usually saddened, not because of the money they failed to win, but because the experience had drawn to and end. And it's not just the geeks who are sad to go; for the beauties it serves as an opportunity to be taken seriously and seen as more than just a pretty face. I was traumatized this season when Rubik's Cube Champion Tyson and Thais were forced to leave the house so early on; Tyson really wanted to be there and to change his personality and his life and was only starting to loosen up and relax. (Then there are others, like last season's winner Richard, who outstayed their welcomes very early on.)
Over the course of the past few weeks, the teams have been whittled down to two: Joe and Brittany (above), who seems oblivious to the fact that poor, doomed Joe is nursing a serious crush on her; and the truly Woody Allen-esque Josh--who carries around a purse like a security blanket--and Cher, whose motives for being in the game were questioned early on. But after falling for Wes (who cleaned up quite nicely), even Cher blossomed into a better person.
Tomorrow night will pit the final two Beauty and the Geek teams in the elimination room to see who gets crowned the ultimate beauty and the geek and who gets to walk out of the mansion $250,000 richer.
And though it seems more than a little cheesy to say, I think both teams are already far richer for their experiences.
What’s On Tonight
8 pm: Still Standing/Still Standing (CBS); The Biggest Loser (NBC); One Tree Hill (WB); George Lopez/Freddie (ABC); American Idol (FOX); America's Next Top Model (UPN; 8-10 pm)
9 pm: Criminal Minds (CBS); Law & Order (NBC); Beauty & the Geek (WB); Lost (ABC); Bones (FOX)
10 pm: CSI: New York (CBS); Law & Order (NBC); Invasion (ABC)
What I’ll Be Watching
None of the above, but for two good reasons.
With Lost a repeat and Veronica Mars a no-show once again (Veronica fortunately returns next week with all new episodes and a better lead-in with America's Next Top Model), I'll be (gasp!) skipping television tonight.
I'll be in Aspen, Colorado, for the start of the HBO US Comedy Arts festival. Which means more than likely I'll probably be away from the television but instead will be taking in quite a lot of live comedy acts, panels, and feature film premieres over the next few days.
Written by Jace on Wednesday, March 08, 2006 Permalink
Filed under: Beauty and the Geek"Lost" In Translation
The Sunday New York Times ran an article in the Arts section on Sunday, examining the ongoing relationship between Lost's married Korean castaways, Sun and Jin. While the article doesn't reveal any hidden clues to the series (or even interview the actors that play Sun and Jin... or any writers for that matter), the article's author puts the couple's relationship into the perspective of the series. "Sun and Jin also stand out on Lost because their storyline, despite the requisite flashbacks, seems to be pushing forward. Other castaways are slaves to the past. The island has freed Sun and Jin, though, to deal with their marital problems in a way they could not back in South Korea. It is their Eden."
So the real question is: on an island where no one can be happy for very long, why are Sun and Jin granted a glimpse of marital bliss now? And if so, how long will it be before they are torn apart again? And when? If the promos are any indiction, it could be the next episode...
Unblinking Eye Brings Early Pickup Announcements
CBS announced, via press release, early pickups for frosh series Criminal Minds, Ghost Whisperer and How I Met Your Mother, which have all been renewed for a second season.
Additionally, CBS granted full season orders (for 2006-2007) to the following returning shows: The Amazing Race*, Cold Case, CSI: Crime Scene Investigation, CSI: Miami, CSI: NY, NCIS, NUMB3RS, Survivor, Two and a Half Men, Without a Trace, and news magazine 60 Minutes.
In other programming news: CBS will (finally) retire Yes, Dear and the WB has put the hex on the Halliwell sisters on Charmed. That show's series finale, which comes after eight (long) seasons on the network, is currently scheduled for Sunday, May 21.
(*Since originally writing this, CBS has clarified that they have only ordered the 10th edition of The Amazing Race to air in Fall 2006 but has not yet announced an 11th edition. )
Unfolding the "Origami" Rumors
While not necessarily a totally television-based item, I've been noticing a flurry of activity on the internets about the rumors surrounding Microsoft's upcoming launch for the new "secret" project currently being referred to as "Origami." All that's known is that Intel is involved, the item will cost about $750 and it appears to be a tablet-sized portable PC or similar. Could this be Microsoft's alternative for the next gen iPod? Will it have live television capabilities? Will it simultaneously kill the iPod and the Blackberry in one fell swoop?
According to the bits of information out there, Origami is expected to be "the size of a paperback book, able to play music and games, connect to the internet, and run software."
The photo, above, taken from Origami Portal, may give insight into the new device... or may not be real at all. If it is the actual Origami device, we are looking at a sleek, gorgeous competitor to the beloved iPod.
As for Microsoft, the company said that all would be clear when they make the official announcement on Thursday.
What’s On Tonight
8 pm: NCIS (CBS); Joey/Joey (NBC); Gilmore Girls (WB); According to Jim/According to Jim(ABC); American Idol (FOX); America's Next Top Model (UPN)
9 pm: The Unit (CBS); Scrubs/Scrubs (NBC); Supernatural (WB); Sons & Daughters/Sons & Daughters (ABC); House (FOX); Everybody Hates Chris/Girlfriends (UPN)
10 pm: The Amazing Race (CBS); Law & Order: Special Victims Unit (NBC); Boston Legal (ABC)
What I’ll Be Watching
9 pm: The Unit... and Sons & Daughters
Hmmm, I think I'll check out the first episode of new series The Unit, created by playwright and wordsmith extraordinaire David Mamet, about black ops agents and their wives back home. I've heard mixed things about improvisational comedy Sons & Daughters--critics seem to either love it or hate it--but I'll record the first two installments and sample it before passing judgment either way.
10 pm: The Amazing Race.
If you know me at all, that was an obvious choice, though I am not too happy about CBS scheduling this season of AR at 10 pm as opposed to its normal berth at 9 pm; it's a little too late for such a stressful, edge-of-your-seat adventure reality show, which--confession--usually ends up making me jittery and overly excitable afterwards.
Written by Jace on Tuesday, March 07, 2006 Permalink
Filed under: Channel SurfingI Am Oscar Dot Com: Blogging the Oscars with TiVo
Written by Jace | Monday, March 06, 2006 | 3 comments »
I've always been outspoken about my love of TiVo, that little box that sits in my entertainment console whose little red light twinkles in the evening light with the promise of fresh programming and the absence of commercials. If there is one thing I cannot stand, it's mindless commercials that interrupt the flow of the show I am watching (and yes, I am aware that's it's those very same commercials that make it possible for me to watch those shows). But thanks to TiVo, I can start Lost late and zip through commercials for Supernanny and laundry detergent and catch up with Locke and Jack that much more quickly.
It also comes in handy on nights, where awards shows like, say, the Oscars for example, can drag on endlessly for hours and viewers are forced to slog through commercial break after commercial break and acceptance speech after acceptance speech. (I don't mind moving speeches, such as George Clooney's, but if I have to hear someone thank their manager/publicist/hairstylist/psychic one more time, I will scream.)
I sat down to the Oscars an hour late (here on the West Coast they are--shock, horror--actually live, as opposed to the tape-delayed idiocy of the Golden Globes, which though only happening less than a mile from where I am typing, must travel some three hours through the space-time continuum in order to air--delayed--during primetime) and planned to watch the awards using the magic of TiVo to speed things up and watch only what I wanted to watch.
So between paying bills, doing laundry, ordering Thai food, and doing the dishes, I managed to watch what I wanted of the Oscars, TiVo-style:
0:01 This opening montage is... interesting in a sort of Hey-Ma-Aren't-I-Good-with-Final-Cut-Pro sort of way. Strike that, it's rather creepy. Do we really need to see Spider-Man interacting with James Dean and Julia Roberts strolling down the street with Dorothy from The Wizard of Oz? Plus, the mix of black and white and color images against the computer-generated background just looks... odd. A definite thumbs down.
0:02 Much better is the Ghosts-of-Oscar-Presenters-Past sequence, highlighting all the others that have come before: Billy Crystal, Steve Martin, Chris Rock, Whoopi Goldberg, David Letterman (will he ever live past the Uma-Oprah scandal?).
0:03 Jon Stewart wakes up next to Halle Berry in a dream sequence, only to then wake up next to George Clooney. Okay, that was pretty funny.
0:05 Five minutes in, we're finally getting the party started. The theme for the evening is "A Return to Glamour," a welcome change from last year which Stewart describes as "Night of 1000 Sweatpants."
0:10 Yes, a Bjork-Dick Cheney joke!
0:16 A simply gorgeous Nicole Kidman, looking absolutely stunning as always, presents the first award of the evening to Best Supporting Actor winner George Clooney, who goes on to give a beautiful and memorable acceptance speech. Could this be the year of relevant speeches?
0:26 Tom Hanks appears in a previously recorded video where he is attacked by members of the orchestra when his speech goes too long. Can we please put this old gag to bed already?
0:29 Ben Stiller in a green unitard. 'Nuff said.
0:33 Yay! Wallace and Gromit: The Curse of the Were-Rabbit takes home the award for Best Animated Feature. Nick Park and Peter Lord are wearing matching bow ties and even have littler matching bow ties for their Oscars.
0:34 Oh, Naomi, you know I adore you, but there is no way I am going to watch the musical numbers tonight.
0:57 Steve Carell and Will Ferrell present the award for makeup, wearing egregious amounts of makeup themselves. While Ferrell's sunburn looked painful, Carell's fake eyelashes took the cake.
1:03 A tongue-tied Morgan Freeman announces the Best Supporting Actress category. Come on, Amy Adams! Ah, damn, no luck. But a resplendent Rachel Weisz wins instead for her amazing work in The Constant Gardener, which haunted me long after the lights came up in the theatre.
1:16 I accidentally skip over something with Lauren Bacall. Oops.
1:17 Fake campaign commercials for the Best Actress race. Okay, these are hilarious, especially comparing Keira Knightley's cheekbones to "god dust" (having sat next to her at Urth Caffe on Melrose a few months back, I concur; they are magnificent specimens).
1:21 Charlize Theron, in a rather, er, interesting dress (what up with the shoulder poof, girl?) presents the Best Documentary Feature to... March of the Penguins!!! But did they have to bring those stuffed penguins up on stage like that? (And why did the cameras suddenly cut during the acceptance speech to a startled-looking Morgan Freeman backstage?)
1:24 Almost started to fast forward when Jennifer Lopez saunters onto the stage but I love Kathleen "Bird" York's song from Crash. (How could you not love a woman who played Lindsay's mom on The OC AND written songs for such memorable shows as Jake 2.0?) But did they really need a blazing car on the stage? Isn't that, you know, overkill?
1:41 The president of the Academy is brought out and I immediately fast-forward again. Must bring out someone hot to counteract this. Ah, Salma Hayek. Just what the doctor ordered. Even if she's just introducing conductor Bill Conti, you can't take your eyes off of her.
2:03 Could Lily Tomlin and Meryl Streep be the next, great comedy duo?
2:10 My God, Robert Altman has made a lot of great movies...
2:14 ... and even had a heart transplant.
2:27 Jennifer Garner nearly trips over her gown and then proceeds to trip over her words as well. "I do my own stunts," she says. Oh, Jennifer. I don't find you anywhere near as amusing and wonderful as I used to, especially since the whole, you know, Ben Affleck thing.
2:44 We finally begin hitting the major categories as Hilary Swank announces the award for Best Actor, giving it to Phillip Seymour Hoffman for Capote. While--sacrilege--I didn't particularly care for either movie, I thought Heath Ledger's performance in Brokeback Mountain was more subtle and powerful compared to Hoffman's, which seemed more like a caricature of Truman Capote than a full-blown character.
2:54 Major upset as Memoirs of a Geisha takes the cinematography prize, over Brokeback Mountain. Perhaps Brokeback won't take home the Best Picture Oscar after all?
2:57 Jamie Foxx presents the Best Actress Oscar to Reese Witherspoon. Her dress is simply stunning and she is articulate and adorable at the same time. Plus she remembers to thank hubby Ryan (I was getting a little nervous there for a few seconds).
3:05 Surprise, surprise, we're running over. Adapted Screenplay goes to Larry McMurtry and Diana Ossana for Brokeback Mountain (not really surprised). Larry in his aw-shucks way thanks all the bookshops of the world. I like that.
3:12 Best Original Screenplay goes to Bobby Moresco and Paul Haggis for Crash. I wonder... Meanwhile, Haggis thanks people who take real risks in their lives to change the world for the better.
3:18 Long-haired Tom Hanks is on hand to present the Oscar for Directing, which goes to Ang Lee for Brokeback Mountain. I think we can now safely say that he has repented for the travesty that was The Incredible Hulk.
3:22 Jack Nicholson, wearing sunglasses (surprise, surprise), opens the envelope for Best Picture, which goes to... Crash?!?! Okay that is truly shocking. Producer Cathy Schulman thanks all of her producers and financiers (even the litigious Bob Yari) and "everyone in every single office at Lionsgate." Isn't that sweet?
And that's it for the Oscars, 2006.
The Good: Jon Stewart as host--his patented brand of self-deprecating humor and deadpan delivery made the first half of the telecast a joy to watch; relevant and touching speeches (George Clooney, Reese Witherspoon; Ang Lee; Paul Haggis).
The Bad: Stewart seemed to vanish during the second half, only coming out every now and then to toss out a few witty remarks; montage after montage after montage (Stewart wasn't kidding when he said that they had run out of film clips; it certainly felt that way); the use of the proscenium "marquee," which felt distracting, especially when it displayed the names of the...presenters; the computer animated Chicken Little bit--I hate when they do things like that.
Overall: Not bad, but still way too long and a little slow, even with help from TiVo. But what else is new?
P.S. The presenters and nominees all received gift bags valued at $100,000. Did you know that by law, they are required to pay $40,000 on taxes for that? I'd rather the Academy keep my espresso machine and vacation vouchers. Good riddance.
What's On Tonight
8 pm: King of Queens/How I Met Your Mother (CBS); Deal or No Deal (NBC); 7th Heaven (WB); Wife Swap (ABC); 24 (FOX; 8-10 pm); One on One/All of Us (UPN)
9 pm: Two and a Half Men/Courting Alex (CBS); The Apprentice (NBC); Related (WB); Supernanny (ABC); Girlfriends/Half & Half (UPN)
10 pm: CSI: Miami (CBS); Medium (NBC); Miracle Workers (ABC)
What I'll Be Watching
The Apprentice.
Even though this is being billed as a Carolyn-less episode, I'll still be tuning in anyway. Even though the show isn't exactly high on my priority list on my TiVo's Season Pass Manager, there just isn't anything else for me to watch on Monday evenings. As for telling me why I should watch 24, thanks, but no thanks. Real life is scary enough without watching Jack Bauer defuse a nuclear bomb or similar at the start of the work week.
Written by Jace on Monday, March 06, 2006 Permalink
As my co-workers and friends know, there are very few things that usually bring me more joy (and yes, er, Joy too) than the one-hour single camera comedy block on NBC on Thursday nights at 9 pm. I look forward to Thursday nights with a newfound appreciation whereas before it was yet another day before Friday. But since NBC wisely shifted My Name is Earl and companion The Office to Thursday nights, it's the television highlight of my week.
Earl could have been truly a one-note joke. Meet Earl Hickey (Jason Lee): a career criminal, no-good thief, and lifelong loser. Whenever Earl does bad things, bad things happen to him. Like in the show's pilot, when he winds $100,000 on the lottery, only to get run over in a car the next moment. Recuperating in the hospital, he learns that his wife Joy (Jaime Pressly, in a career-defining role) has been having an affair with Darnell (a.k.a "Crab Man," played by Eddie Steeples, whom you might remember from those Office Max commercials) and that she is leaving him. (That Earl didn't seem to pick up on a clue to Joy's extramarital activities--namely that Earl, Jr., his youngest son, is black, is an ongoing joke.)
While Earl lays in traction, he catches the Carlson Daly Show, where Carlson talks about karma, a term which Earl is unfamiliar with. The notion of karma (simplified by Earl into meaning do bad things and bad things happen to you; do good things and good things happen to you.) soon takes on great meaning in his life. He soon begins making a list of all the bad things he has done in his very bad life and, with his dopey brother Randy (Ethan Suplee) in tow, sets out to right those wrongs.
Armed with the $100,000 lottery money, Earl and Randy move into a crummy motel, which they use as a base of operations/headquarters (though their room only has one bed in the room, which the brothers share) and which allows them to interact with sexy Latina motel maid Catalina (Nadine Velazquez), on whom Randy is nursing a serious crush. And each week, Earl attempts to cross off one more item off his list, usually with unexpected consequences.
The highlight of the season so far, besides for Joy and Darnell's wedding, was the simply genius episode entitled, "Stole P's HD Cart," which has Earl attempting to return the hot dog cart he had stolen from Pop, a beloved city icon. When Earl's former partner-in-crime Ralph (Giovani Ribisi) burns down the cart, Earl and the gang embark on one final heist to replace the cart. Using the music from "Kill Bill" alone would have made this a memorable episode, but seeing the gang pull off a jewel store "con" and their attempted office infiltration made this a repeat-viewing must. (A definite runner up to the crown is "The Professor," which guest stars Christine Taylor as a college professor who falls for Earl. But when Earl neglects to repair a bus stop he demolished, they must end their blossoming romance when karma goes on a rampage, disfiguring them both. With bees.)
But my favorite thing about show so far (besides the whip-smart writing, zany plotting, and gonzo casting) has been Jaime Pressly as Earl's conniving ex-wife Joy. A viper with frosted blonde hair and cut-offs, Joy is a rapture to watch, tossing off Southern-fried bon mots with relish. Trashy and tough, ruthless and rough, Joy is impossible to take your eyes off of. You really never know what is going to spew forth from her mouth... or who she's willing to run over for some quick cash. She's the trailer park equivalent of, say, Joan Collins on Dynasty, just with better legs and cheaper clothes.
So then, what went wrong last night?
Both Earl and The Office failed to entertain or even amuse as much as they usually do. Most everyone I know felt the same way... there was something just "off" about both. I felt this more keenly with Earl last night. Last night's episode focused on Earl attempting to atone for not paying his taxes, culminating in Earl being mistakenly arrested and thrown into solitary confinement and then trespassing on a local water tower with Randy. When both fall through the (empty) water tower's roof, the two brothers are trapped there for a number of days until the local government bands together and saves them. While the idea was a good one (though a little overly cerebral for Earl), the execution was a little lacking and seemed too filled with disparate plots (the Earl-falsely-incarcerated storyline could have been its own episode, especially with the return of Carnivale's Tim DeKay as a convict and Earl's old friend. While the episode picked up a little bit of steam in the second half (when Earl and Randy found themselves trapped in the water tower), it was Earl Lite, not the full-bodied, laugh-out-loud Earl that has been a much-needed staple of my comedy diet all season.
Any thoughts on what exactly went wrong last night?
What’s On Tonight
8 pm: Ghost Whisperer (CBS); Deal or No Deal (NBC); What I Like About You/Living with Fran (WB); America’s Funniest Home Videos (ABC); 37th NAACAP Image Awards (FOX); WWE Friday Night SmackDown! (UPN)
9 pm: Close to Home (CBS); Las Vegas (NBC); Reba/Twins (WB); In Justice (ABC)
10 pm: NUMB3RS (CBS); Conviction (NBC); 20/20 (ABC)
What I’ll Be Watching
Um, none of the above.
Instead, I’ll catch a new episode (for us Yanks anyway) of Black Books on BBC America. If you're not watching Black Books, why not? It's such a surreally funny show and Dylan Moran and Bill Bailey are simply brilliant.
Written by Jace on Friday, March 03, 2006 Permalink
Filed under: My Name is EarlBurnett to Play "Desperate" Step-Mother
USA Today is reporting that Marc Cherry has cast comic legend Carol Burnett for duty on Wisteria Lane. Burnett will play Eleanor Mason, the icy stepmother of Bree Van De Kamp (Marcia Cross) in an episode expected to air April 9th. Eleanor and Bree's father will turn up on Wisteria Lane after Bree's son Andrew announces his desire to emancipate himself... and reveal a number of family secrets in the process.
Says Cherry of Burnett's character, "Eleanor took over after Bree's mother was killed when Bree was a child. She's a very tightly wound, proper lady for whom appearances mean everything. A lot of what Bree has become came from this woman."
Cherry also gave some hints about what's to come on the show, including a huge, explosive season finale that will put the focus back on the four main housewives, one of whom will be dating a man with "dark secrets." Secrets which will comprise next season's big mystery.
Regardless of Cherry's "big" plans for "Desperate Housewives," as loyal readers know, I won't be tuning in.
"Wing" and a Prayer
Various sources are reporting a veritable influx of departed West Wing staffers will return to the series during the show's final five episodes. Returning castmembers are expected to include Rob Lowe, Weeds' Mary-Louise Parker, Emily Proctor, Marlee Matlin, Gary Cole, Tim Matheson, Timothy Busfield, Anna Deavere Smith, and Annabeth Gish, who will each reprise their roles for at least one episode.
No word on whether NBC has invited Aaron Sorkin back as well...
HBO to Cook Up Comedy
According to the Hollywood Reporter, comic Dane Cook has signed a multi-project deal with HBO that will include scripted series and specials, as well as other projects. Included in the agreement is a feature-length concert film, the development of a scripted series, and a comedy documentary series titled "Tourgasm." This long-term deal is said to be the first of its kind in premium cable.
Cook will next be seen in the film "Employee of the Month," opposite Jessica Simpson, and "Dan in Real Life," with Steve Carell.
Meanwhile, my calls to HBO over the death of Carnivale went unanswered...
What’s On Tonight
8 pm: Survivor: Panama—Exile Island (CBS); Deal or No Deal (NBC); Smallville (WB); Sweet Home Alabama (ABC); American Idol (FOX); Everybody Hates Chris/Love, Inc. (UPN)
9 pm: CSI: Crime Scene Investigation (CBS); My Name Is Earl/The Office (NBC); Beauty and the Geek (WB); Skating with Celebrities (FOX); Eve/Cuts (UPN)
10 pm: Without a Trace (CBS); ER (NBC); Primetime (ABC)
What I’ll Be Watching
8 pm: Everybody Hates Chris.
Everybody knows how much I love Chris. The perfect start for a smashing night of comedy. Now if only there were something worth watching at 8:30. I refuse to watch Deal or No Deal. (Having only caught a few minutes of this show in which someone kept opening various suitcases, perhaps someone can explain to me how it even works? Not that I'll start watching.)
9 pm: My Name Is Earl.
Ah, entrantress, thy name is Joy.
9:30 pm: The Office.
Now that a certain network that shall go unnamed decided to take Arrested Development off the airwaves, this half-hour is the comedy highlight of my week. Tonight, Dwight needs help with public speaking and turns to Michael for advice. You know you're bad off if you're turning to Michael Scott for suggestions. About anything.
Written by Jace on Thursday, March 02, 2006 Permalink
Filed under: Channel Surfing
This week's episode ("Maternity Leave") brings us closer to solving some of the mysteries that have laid dormant the past year: namely, what happened to Claire during the two weeks between her abduction at the hands of Ethan and her mysterious reappearance; how Rousseau got those nasty scratches on her arm; and what happened to Rousseau's daughter Alex. Plus, we inch closer to clearing up who and what The Others truly are.
Aided by clinical psychologist Libby, Claire begins to remember fragments of what happened during her abduction and experiences flashes of memory--a teenage girl, blue knitted baby booties, a syringe, a nursery--which culminate in a complete memory of Ethan injecting her with some sort of vaccine--a vaccine which has those cursed numbers on the label, much like the bottles that Desmond took from the hatch before he skeddadled (speaking of which, where is Desmond?) The memory compels Claire to seek out Rousseau's help in locating the facility where she was kept and she and Kate and Rousseau soon embark on the island's version of a girls' slumber party.
One of the creepiest moments in this week's episode (and, believe me, there were quite a few) was when Ethan turns on the mobile in Aaron's would-be nursery as Claire looks on lovingly. The mobile--made up of airplanes (cough, cough) begins to play "Catch A Falling Star," the very same song which Claire had wanted the potential adoptive parents to sing to Aaron and which her mother had sung to her. Coincidence? Hardly.
Did anyone else notice the seriously creepy door marked "Escape Hatch" in the Dhama station? Claire kept walking by it nonchalantly, but it scared the hell out of me to see those words marked out in what appeared to be black tape. Where on earth would that door lead to? And why was it marked in that fashion? (If you didn't catch it, check out the screencap, above, courtesy of my bro, whom I forced to rewatch the ep about six times so he could see it.)
While Claire and Rousseau investigate the nursery, Kate unearths some clues in the facility's lockerroom. Opening one of the lockers, Kate discovers familiar-looking rags belonging to the Others and even more promising, in a case secreted at the bottom of the locker, a bottle of theatrical glue and a fake beard (!). Yes, those Others may not be all that they seem... Speaking of which, we get our first glimpse of the Sea Captain (a.k.a. Zeke) without his fake dirty beard and hobo costume in one of Claire's flashbacks, where he chastises Ethan for not finishing the list before bringing Claire in. "What am I supposed to tell him? You know what he's gonna do when he finds out?" Oooooh, a new mystery... I guess Sea Captain isn't the highest on the Others totem pole after all.
Poor Rousseau. She's still desperate after sixteen years to find her daughter Alex and the audience learns that it was Alex Rousseau who helped Claire escape Ethan and the Others. So Alex is alive after all, she's apparently "good" and "not like the Others," and she wasn't the girl who blew up Michael's raft at the end of Season One. Think we'll see her again? I think we can count on that.
The Other. He's definitely not a good guy, despite what he might say. He's got exceptionally good hearing (even with the thin walls in the hatch) and is processing everything that our castaways say to use it against them. This week he begins a divide-and-conquer approach, trying to create doubt in Locke's mind that he has any say over what goes on in the camp, since Jack seems to be deciding everyone's fate. Come on, Locke, you're not that dumb! Don't fall for his Other mind tricks! Meanwhile, Eko takes a break from chopping down trees to speak to "Henry Gale." Eko apologizes to him for killing the two men who tried to drag him off into the jungle overnight and says that he is back on a path of righteousness. Taking his HUGE knife, he slices off his little beard decoration as an act of penance. (Did anyone else think for a split second that, when he held up the knife, Eko was going to slit his own throat? Whew.)
Lost Literary Allusion of the Week: "The Brothers Karamazov." According to Wikipedia, the book, like most things on Lost, has more than one meaning: "On the surface it is the story of a patricide in which all of the murdered man's sons share varying degrees of complicity but, on a deeper level, it is a spiritual drama of the moral struggles between faith, doubt, reason, and free will." Gee, there's that pesty free will motif that keeps popping up time and time again on the show.
Next episode: Sayid and Ana-Lucia go looking for Henry Gale's missing balloon, Bernard and Rose finally surface for some air, and Sun asks Sawyer for a pregnancy test.
Written by Jace on Thursday, March 02, 2006 Permalink
Filed under: ABC, Lost
There are very few guarantees in this life. Death and taxes, certainly. Mortgages, very likely. But the one thing that you can depend upon in this life is British Comedy. Whenever things are gloomy or grey, the only thing that can cheer me up is the sight of some loony Brits putting on drag and creating some hilarious television comedy characters in the tradition of the Monty Python boys and Benny Hill. (What exactly is it about British comedians and their tendencies towards putting on women's clothing?)
Little Britain is no exception to this rule. Adapted from their hit radio series, David Walliams and Matt Lucas have created an alternate universe which on the surface seems similar to our own, but just beneath that is a world of psychotics, eccentrics, and psychotic eccentrics. Oh, and unreliable narrators who sound suspiciously like Dr. Who's Tom Baker.
My fear at first was that the show would be too similar to that other British cult sketch comedy series, The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, but other than the occasional small village setting, the similarities end there. Walliams and Lucas are comic geniuses, able to modulate and change their voices to create an infinite array of characters, aided admirably by amazing costumes and even more brilliant hair and makeup.
Little Britain's denizens are a remarkably bizarre bunch. The real character breakouts are Lou and Andy. Andy is a balding, bespectacled, wheelchair-bound man, who seems to have some sort of mental disability... but in actually is just lazy and capricious ("I want that one!"). Lou is his long-suffering caregiver who seems oblivious to Andy's deceit. I haven't done them justice and seeing them together is a sight to be seen.
Then there's motormouth Vicki Pollard (above), a teenage dropout and young offender who trades her baby for a Boyzone CD; Marjorie Dawes, the vindictive leader of a Fat Fighters group; unconvincing transvestite Emily Howard; flamboyant Daffyd, "the only gay" in a small Welsh village; Prime Minister's aide Sebastian, who nurses a deep longing for the Prime Minister, played by Buffy's Anthony Stewart Head. The less said about creepy women's spa resident and seductress Bubbles de Vere ("Call me Bubbles, dahling, they all do.") the better; her disrobing at the start of Season Two provided the most disgusting sight gag ever employed on the show. (The only near-miss of the bunch is Des Kaye, a former children's television show host who now works in a DYI warehouse center. I just find him more pathetic than amusing.)
Like I said, it's a weird and wild ride through the heart of Little Britain. You wouldn't want to run into any of these characters on a dark and deserted street (or really for that matter on a bright-lit and well-traveled one either), but there's something hysterical and comically rewardng in peeking into their lives for a half an hour. While The Simpsons' Springfield may be a little more colorfully self-aware, and Arrested Development's Newport Beach a touch more zany, if you're seeking off-kilter comedy with a dangerous edge, there's no place better to visit than Little Britain.
"Little Britain" airs in repeats on BBC America and the first season is available on DVD.
What's On Tonight
8 pm: Still Standing/Still Standing (CBS); Deal or No Deal (NBC); One Tree Hill (WB); George Lopez/Freddie (ABC); American Idol (FOX); America's Next Top Model (UPN)
9 pm: Criminal Minds (CBS); Law & Order (NBC); Beauty & the Geek (WB); Lost (ABC); Free Ride (FOX; 9:30); Veronica Mars (UPN)
10 pm: CSI: NY (CBS); Law & Order (NBC); Barbara Walters Special (ABC)
What I'll Be Watching
Lost.
As if there were any doubt of that. As Veronica is a repeat (again!) tonight, the only thing I'll be watching is my favorite creepy-island-adventure-mystery-drama show. Will Claire remember what happened to her and what Tom Cruise's cousin did to her during her two weeks of captivity? Will Locke and presumptive Other, Henry Gale, sit down for a tea party? Well, I'll be finding out tonight.
Written by Jace on Wednesday, March 01, 2006 Permalink
Filed under: BBC America, From Across the Pond, Little BritainReality Check: "Race" Returns to Being, Well, Amazing
Written by Jace | Wednesday, March 01, 2006 | 5 comments »
Okay, so I can honestly say that The Amazing Race as we know and love it is back. After the catastrophic error in judgment that was The Amazing Race: Family Edition, this season is already off to a great start. Interesting departure location? Check. Eyebrow-raising, arm-dropping Phil sending them off with a twinkle of excitement? Check. Destination requiring a valid US passport? Check.
It's that last bit that had me regain my trust in the show; after meandering around the country last season, the fact that the contestants left the good ole' US of A on the very first leg of the race is cause for celebration. (In fact, the episode's first ten minutes contained more excitement than the entire season of AR: Family Edition.)
Even before the teams reached the airport, I had already picked my favorite teams: hippies BJ and Tyler (whom I will dub Reefer Madness); boyfriend and girlfriend nerds-and-proud-of-it David and Lori (let's call them Team Frodo); and Latina mother and daughter Wanda and Desiree (The Two Hot Tamales). I already love David and Lori (they are just so damn adorable) and the Two Hot Tamales seem as driven and competitive as they are gorgeous. And what can you say about Reefer Madness? They are probably the two most amusing (and out there) team members on the Race so far.
Of course, it wouldn't be a season of AR without some god-awful teams thrown into the mix. I already have a huge dislike for college-dropout frat boys Eric and Jeremy (who apparently enjoy full-body waxes as much as they do basketball and drinking with "ho's"). Even before the teams had departed they had somehow already rubbed me the wrong way. Same goes for dentist Lake (dubbed "Scott Peterson" by Joseph of Ken-and-Barbie Team MoJo) and his dental hygenist wife Michelle. Lake has this totally creepy Svengali-by-way-of-Deliverance hold over his wife, refuses to admit that he made a mistake when he failed to read all of the clue instructions ("It was partially my fault."), and did you see how he nearly dislocated her arm at the pit stop? He's this season's Jonathan... only without the blue hair and shrill nasally voice.
Brazil gave us a brief taste of some exciting activities that seemed to be missing in the Patriot Act edition of Amazing Race last season. This week teams had to figure out their way around helicopter rides, motorcycle construction, and indigenous religious rites. But no road block? I hope that's not setting a precedent for the season and is only because it was the first episode of the season.
By the end of the episode, Frat Boys are in the top slot (and won $20,000 to boot) with Reefer Madness on their tails. Trailing them, The Two Hot Tamales and Team Frodo. Potential threat Ray and Yolanda (did you see those thighs?!?), the two Staten Island "Pinkies" (Danielle and Dani, who remind me that wearing pink should be outlawed at this point on AR), Monica and Joseph, Lake ("Like the ocean") and Michelle, and the oldies make up the bulk of the middle of the pack, in no particular order. Bottom of the heap: the Frosties (Lisa and Joni), the shrill, irritating, menopausal sisters ("Oh my Gawd!") whom I wish would have gotten eliminated in some new twist where the most annoying teams go home on the first leg.
Eliminated: gay best friends John and Scott, who proved to be the most useless team ever to attempt to run the race.... even moreso than older couple Fran and Barry (flashback to Gretchen and Meredith from two seasons ago), who managed to walk past the clue box about a zillion times. (And what was with all that extra luggage John and Scott were carting around? That was just...odd.)
While I am never a fan of the two-hour format, I do have to say that last night's episode bodes well for the rest of this season. And as long as we don't make a pit stop to visit with last season's insane Weaver family, I'll be along for the ride.
"Amazing Race" airs Tuesday evenings at 10 pm on CBS.
Written by Jace on Wednesday, March 01, 2006 Permalink
Filed under: Amazing Race




