31 March 2006

"Office" Prank for April Fool's Day

Astute viewers (or at least those that don't use TiVo to fast forward through the commercials) may have caught the fake PSAs that the gang from The Office shot for April Fool's Day, covering a number of topics ranging from office romances and bear attacks to the definition of average height.

My personal favorite of the bunch remains the dueling messages of the office romance PSA, delivered with deadpan accuracy by writer-actors B.J. Novak and Mindy Kaling (who play star-crossed would-be lovers Ryan and Kelly), each of whom shares a contradictory feeling about the good/bad of an office crush.

NBC.com is hosting these and the other hilarious Office PSAs that are currently airing on the network, along with a plethora of online exclusive ones. Check out Ryan's admonition not to film yourself having sex or Jim's feelings about how good of a movie The Fugitive is.

Never has April Fool's Day been funnier. And for once, I found a (fake) commercial I would actually want to watch over and over again.

"Lost" Walt Found in Camden County

You can call off the search party, Michael. Missing Lost castaway Walt (Malcolm David Kelley) has been found... in Camden County. Well, not quite. But phenom Malcolm David Kelley did show up last night on a new episode of Thursday night favorite My Name is Earl, in an inspired bit of guest casting. (Whoever does the casting for Earl deserves a medal... or at the very least a commendation from the viewing public; the guest shots never seem gratuitous--cough, cough, Will & Grace, cough, cough--or forced.)

In last night's episode ("Boogeyman"), Kelley played Alvie, a rich kid terrified of the dark. Back in his thieving days, Earl traumatized him by hiding under his bed while trying to rob his house, an act Alvie has never recovered from. And this being Earl, there's a twist: Earl first makes it up to Alvie by being his personal slave for a day but ends up liking the kid and talks with him each night. Slowly, Alvie begins to be afraid less and less as they keep dimming the lights, until finally he falls asleep in the dark. End of story, right? Nope. Alvie, thinking that his father doesn't care for him now that he remarried and has two more sons, runs away from home and wants to live with Earl. And when Earl tries calling Alvie's dad to explain, there's a bit of confusion and everyone thinks Earl has kidnapped Alvie, which leads to a tense standoff with the police... and ultimately a tearful reunion for father and son.

It was wonderful to see Kelley, usually so tough and fearless as Walt on Lost, seem vulnerable and scared. This child actor is so natural, his talent so effortless, that he is a joy to watch in any role. Someone needs to give this kid his own show, stat.

Or at the very least, have Malcolm David Kelley (and Walt) make his way back to a certain haunted island in the middle of nowhere.

Channel Surfing: 3.31.06

Fox Scurries onto "Vantage Point"

Variety is reporting that Lost's resident holier-than-thou doctor, Matthew Fox (Jack Sheppard), has signed on to co-star with Dennis Quaid in the feature film Vantage Point. Pete Travis (Omagh) is directing.

The film is described as a "Rashomon-style thriller that depicts the attempted assassination of the president from five different points of view." Quaid and Fox will both portray secret service agents.

This is the second feature that Fox has signed onto; he's currently in pre-production on the Warner Bros. football movie We Are Marshall, which also stars Matthew McConaughey.

No word on whether the assassin is a creepy, black-smoke monster that can see into your past.

Midseason Network Scorecard #1

For those of you who are keeping score of series either picked up, cancelled, put on hiatus, or burned off, here is the latest:

Hit FOX procedural series Bones has received an early pickup. The series, which stars Emily Deschanel and David Boreanaz as a forensic anthropolist and FBI officer respectively who solve crimes, has earned a slot on the Fall 2006 Fox schedule.

The same goes for critically acclaimed drama Prison Break, which recently returned from a four-month hiatus after its 13th episode cliffhanger. The series, which charts a complicated prison break (duh) and stars Wentworth Miller, Dominic Purcell, and Robin Tunney, has been picked up for a full 22-episode order for Fall 2006, though the show is expected to take another mid-season break as it did this season.

Not so lucky is the WB's sitcom What I Like About You, which stars Amanda Bynes and Jennie Garth as sisters. The show, which ran for four seasons on the WB, will not be returning next season. The show wrapped its run last Friday with a series finale that effectively tied up the show's plots.

Missing ABC politico drama Commander in Chief, which stars Gena Davis as the first female president of the US, returns from hiatus in a new timeslot on April 13th in the 10 pm hour. Network hopes the struggling show will benefit from a strong lead-in from new reality series American Inventor. Missing ABC comedy Less than Perfect also returns from the ether as well. The Sara Rue-led sitcom returns to the Friday night lineup after a nine-month hiatus on April 18th.

Cancelled-before-it-had-a-chance CBS dramedy Love Monkey, which starred Thomas Cavanagh, Jason Priestley, and the always-divine Judy Greer, was killed after only airing three episodes. However, the show will be burned off on cable channel VH1. VH1 will air all eight episodes of Love Monkey beginning next month. VH1 will air the previously aired shows back-to-back in a three-hour block on April 11th (beginning at 7 p.m.), with the remaining five unaired episodes airing weekly on Tuesdays at 9 p.m. starting on April 18th.

As for CBS comedies Courting Alex and Out of Practice, CBS announced yesterday that it was putting both under-performing sitcoms on the bench for the rest of the season. The network claims that the series will return at a later date, but it seems more than likely that they will burn off the comedies during the summer months.

British/American Drama Darling Announces Four New Dramas

The Hollywood Reporter is reporting that cabler BBC America has announced several international co-productions, three of which will air in the UK on BBC (the other on Channel 4)and here in the States on BBC America, including four new dramas. The co-productions include:

Waterloo Road, created by Maureen Chadwick and Ann McManus (Footballers Wives). Series will center on an inner-city high school where the teachers have given up trying to make an impact on their students' lives and instead focus on their own ongoing problems. Waterloo Road is expected to premiere on BBC America in June.

Robin Hood, written by Dominic Minghella (Hamish Macbeth). Series will present a "fresh take on the classic tale that being positioned as 'BBC's big primetime drama highlight of the year," a description bolstered by the signficant 13-episode order, more than double the usual episode order from the UK broadcaster. Robin Hood should air sometime in the first quarter.

Jekyll, written and produced by Steven Moffat (Coupling, Doctor Who) and Beryl Vertue (Coupling, Men Behaving Badly) and starring James Nesbitt (Match Point, Murphy's Law) as the title character. Series will be a contemporary take on the classic Robert Louis Stevenson story. Though Jekyll and Hyde share the same body, Hyde is unaware that Jekyll has a family that he will stop at nothing to protect. Jekyll will premiere in the second quarter and is comprised of six 90-minute episodes.

Low Winter Sun, written by Simon Donald (Beautiful Creatures, My Life So Far) and starrring Mark Strong (Syriana, Prime Suspect 6). Set in Edinburgh, Mark Strong will portray a police detective who believes he's carried out the perfect crime when he murders a man for revenge. Low Winter Sun, a co-production with Britain's Channel 4, series will be comprised of two 90-minute episodes and is expected to air in early 2007.

The dramas represent a significant commitment for BBC America to enter into international co-productions with their UK sister network, and BBC America has tripled the number of co-productions since last year with about a dozen this year. However, the cable network will continue to acquire programming as well. BBC America general manager Kathryn Mitchell told Hollywood Reporter, "We're still currently acquiring 800 new hours of programming a year, but we wanted to be creatively involved in some of our programming, instead of just making acquisitions."

I would agree with that desire, but let's hope that the above co-productions are better than, say, Mile High.

Kelley to Explore "Life on Mars"

Speaking of British dramas, Variety is reporting that David E. Kelly is developing an American remake of the hit British series Life on Mars as an one-hour drama for ABC. Kelley will write and executive produce the pilot, which ABC has ordered for fall 2007, with studio 20th Century Fox Television.


Life on Mars revolves around Detective Sam Tyler, a contemporary police detective who, after a near-fatal car crash following the kidnapping of his girlfriend by a serial killer, finds himself transported back to the year 1973. Sam is still a cop but is baffled by the new circumstances he finds himself in, especially when the first case he and his corrupt partner land appears to have a link to the same serial killer who captured his girlfriend in the present day.

Trippy.

Meanwhile, BBC America has announced that they have picked up the UK first season run of Life on Mars (above), which stars John Simm (State of Play), and will begin airing episodes later this year.

What’s On Tonight

8 pm: Ghost Whisperer (CBS); Deal or No Deal (NBC); Survival of the Richest (WB); America’s Funniest Home Videos (ABC); The Bernie Mac Show/The Bernie Mac Show (FOX); WWE Friday Night SmackDown! (UPN)

9 pm: Close to Home (CBS); Las Vegas (NBC); Reba/Modern Men (WB); In Justice (ABC); Trading Spouses: Meet Your New Mommy (FOX)

10 pm: NUMB3RS (CBS); Conviction (NBC); 20/20 (ABC)

What I’ll Be Watching

6-8 pm: High Spirits with Shirley Ghostman/Little Britain/Creature Comforts

I'll be TiVo'ing the current trifecta of British comedy goodness over on BBC America: fake psychic show High Spirits with Shirley Ghostman (worth the price of admission alone for the American Idol-style Spirit Academy competition), surreal sketch comedy show Little Britain, and "claymation" documentary Creature Comforts, from the people who brought you the delighful Wallace and Gromit.

8 pm: Do I dare check out Survival of the Richest over on the WB? Probably not. Or, continuing the ghostly theme of Shirley Ghostman, do I switch over to the Travel Channel to take a peak at the oft-parodied British medium Derek Acorah in Derek Acorah's Ghost Towns? Tonight, Derek explores the ghosts of the town of Royston, in Hetfordshire. Ooooh... spooky.

9 pm: Doctor Who.

On a new episode of Doctor Who ("Aliens of London"), The Doctor is generous enough to take Rose home to London circa 2006, but when an alien ship crashes into the Thames, all hell breaks loose. Rose, when will you learn that family visits usually end in carnage and destruction?

30 March 2006

Facing Ratings Road Block, "Amazing Race" Shifts to Wednesday

Faced with declining ratings this season for the classiest of reality shows, CBS is pushing The Amazing Race to Wednesdays, reports Variety. Beginning as early as next week, Amazing Race will leave its current Tuesdays at 10 pm timeslot for a new, earlier, family-friendly timeslot on Wednesdays at 8 pm.

CBS claims that the shift is in due to viewer complaints that the show airs too late for family viewing. (While I don't have a kids to worry about, my girlfriend and I are always complaining that we preferred when the show aired earlier in the evening. Yes, we're getting old.)

The move is expected to increase the ratings of Amazing Race, though the series faces tough competition from NBC's bizarro game show Deal or No Deal and the return of ABC's Alias in three weeks.

And, no, Race contestants Eric and Jeremy won't seem any less annoying at the earlier hour.

I Heart "Veronica Mars": The "Arrested Development" Edition

As if I didn't love Veronica Mars enough. Rob Thomas, writer John Enbom, and the entire Veronica crew not only turned in a simply fantastic episode last night ("The Rapes of Graff"), but also managed to snag Arrested Development's Alia Shawkat (Maeby Funke) and Michael Cera (George-Michael Bluth) in guest starring roles. Which was especially comforting to me coming on the heels of yesterday's official announcement from 20th Century Fox Television that production would not be resuming on a fourth season of Arrested Development.

So it was a particular pleasure then to see Arrested's kissing cousins George-Michael and Maeby on Veronica Mars last night. Michael Cera was wonderful as affable-yet-bumbling Hearst College tour guide Dean and it was fabulous to see Alia Shawkat in a dramatic turn as rape victim Stacy. Theories abound on whether or not she actually shaved off her magnificent mane, but I can't see Shawkat allowing herself to be sheared; it had to be a hairpiece. And didn't you just love when she tossed the frat boy's hair into the ceiling fan? A classic moment that showcased's Shawkat's trademark sassiness.

(My only problem with last night's episode, and correct me if I am wrong, is the fact that Veronica didn't seem to solve the mystery of the rape; she managed to clear Troy of any charges but the episode didn't address the fact that there is still a serial rapist running around Hearst College. Veronica usually doesn't leave any loose ends dangling about.)

Besides for the AD mini-reunion, last night's episode also featured the return of Veronica's no-good drug-dealer ex-boyfriend Troy Vandergraff (Aaron Ashmore) from Season One and seemed to set up a possible framework for Season Three of the series (should it make it onto the CW's fall schedule, which I pray for nightly). While I can see Veronica and Wallace (Percy Daggs) attending Neptune's local college (thank god they didn't call it UC Neptune) next year, getting Logan (Jason Dohring) there might be a little more difficult. Even with his dad, killer Aaron Echolls (Harry Hamlin) in jail and his home destroyed by bikers, it's hard to imagine rich boy Logan (or Dick Casablancas) slumming it in Neptune. But throw in Logan, Troy (he can take the place of Teddy Dunn's Duncan), and Michael Cera's Dean character (and please, for the love of all things holy, bring in the always wonderful Tina Majorino--Mac--as a permanent castmember) and I forsee a smooth transition from high-school to college for both Veronica and Veronica Mars.

So until Arrested's Tobias (David Cross) shows up as a lecturer at Hurst College next season (just kidding there), I can relax a bit after the unfortunate news of Arrested's demise.And because I am such a good sport, to make up for that unflattering photo of Michael Cera and Alia Shawkat (above), below is one that shows them in a better light.

How can you say no to those faces? Come on, Rob Thomas, surprise us by adding them both to the Veronica Mars cast next season!

Messages in a Bottle: LOST Thoughts #5

Last night's episode of Lost ("Lockdown") turned up the suspense and drama as writers Damon Lindelof and Carlton Cuse gave us some new mysteries to ponder while simultaneously drawing others to a close. This week, Jack and Sawyer discover a mutual interest in card games, Ana-Lucia, Sayid, and Charlie go on a stroll in the jungle, and Locke bonds with the captive. Oh and the station seems to go crazy. Almost forgot about that.

Picking up where we left off last week, Ana-Lucia, Sayid, and Charlie continue to hunt for their prisoner Henry Gale's smiley face balloon, following a map that he drew. A map that might just lead them into a trap. However, the troika manages to find the balloon, caught up in the trees, exactly where Henry told them it would be. And just beneath it, a marked grave where Henry said that he buried his wife after she died. So then Henry Gale isn't an Other, right? His story checks out. Well, more about that later...

Meanwhile, back at camp, Hurley, Kate, and Sawyer play poker, using mangos and bananas as collateral. Jack drops by and seems to know a hell of a lot more about cards than Hurley. He's supposed to get back to the hatch but Sawyer wants to play a few hands and Jack agrees, promptly kicking his butt. Sawyer wants to know where Jack learned to play and he says it was in Phuket. Sawyer is smart enough to know that it's a resort town in Thailand and asks if that's where Jack got his tattoo (you know, the HUGE one on his arm with the number 5 and a lot of, er, stuff around it). Jack quickly changes the subject (I am sure there is a story there) and wants to play Sawyer for all of the medicine that he took from the station's armory. (Surprise, Jack wins.) But shouldn't he be at the hatch...?

Speaking of the hatch, Locke discovers some sort of weird noise coming from the station's speakers as a female voice begins to count down out of nowhere. As her countdown reaches zero, the station's blast doors slam down around Locke, trapping inside the living quarters. But Clever Locke quickly slides a crowbar under one of the doors before it hits the floor as the lights begin to flicker. Henry wants to know what is going on out there and Locke finally has to tell him that they are trapped inside... and he needs his help. Locke frees Henry and says that he needs his help. But if Henry helps him, Locke has to promise that no matter what Ana-Lucia finds in the jungle Locke will protect him. Locke asks who he is and the prisoner replies that he is Henry Gale from Minnesota. Locke believes him and promises protection.

Together they manage to use the crowbar to gain leverage of the blast door and slide the toolbox underneath, forming an opening wide enough for someone to slip through. After all, someone needs to input the numbers into the computer and they don't have much time. Locke starts to slide through the opening but the blast door crushes the toolbox, pinning Locke in the gap and crushing his leg. Henry slips a stack of barbell weights underneath the door, but Locke is trapped and the numbers are counting down...

This week's flashback focuses on Locke's past, but if you were finally expecting a resolution to the storyline where we finally find out what caused his paralysis, this is not the episode for you (come on now, it's not even sweeps!). When last we saw Locke in the past, girlfriend Helen (guest star Katey Sagal) gave him an ultimatum: he has to choose between his no-good father (the one who conned him and stole his kidney) or her. It's no contest as Locke chooses Helen and they settle into a life together. As he prepares a picnic to propose to her, Helen discovers an obituary in the newspaper for Locke's father. They put their romantic picnic on hold to attend the funeral, where Locke spies two suspicious gentleman and a white car that drives off as soon as the ceremony comes to and end. The car belongs to his not-so dead Papa, who once again is trying to pull one over on someone. In this case, it's those two gentlemen, whom he stole $700,000 from in a retirement con.

Papa wants Locke to go obtain the $700K from a bank safety deposit box and bring it to him at an airport motel; Locke can keep $200K as a sort of apology for, you know, stealing his kidney. Locke goes to the bank and obtains the cash (from safety deposit box 1516, naturally; it wouldn't be a flashback without some appearance from the numbers). But when he returns home, those two gentlemen are there with Helen and they are mightily ticked off. They ask Locke if he's seen his dad since his death and force Locke to empty his bag. Not finding the money, they leave but their intent is clear: they are watching him. Helen wants to know if he lied to those men, but Locke lies and says no, he was just scared.

Locke takes the cash to Papa but says that he doesn't want any of it; that's not why he did this. Papa can only shrug. He's got a plane to catch. But before they can leave, Helen angrily confronts Locke at the door, slapping Papa across the face, and saying that she thought that she and Locke were past all of this. She runs off and Locke chases after her pleading with her. He proposes to her, telling Helen that he loves her, but she turns him down and drives off, leaving him on one knee in the motel parking lot as Papa just climbs into his cab and leaves. Poor Locke. But we're still no closer to solving how he got in that wheelchair than before. Unless it has something to do with those two men from earlier... Hmmm.

Lost Coincidence of the Week: When Locke checks around that client's house for structural integrity and mold, the woman he is working for is none other than Nadia (Andrea Gabriel)... Sayid's lover from Iraq who was presumed dead. But apparently, Nadia is alive (the feds were telling Sayid the truth after all) and is busy purchasing a new home and starting a new life in America. Wonder if Locke will ever see that photo Sayid is carrying around...

Meanwhile, in the present day, Locke remains trapped under the blast door, his leg wedged into the gap between the door and the floor, as the computer klaxon begins to sound. His only hope is for Henry Gale to climb into the air duct above the pantry and enter the numbers into the computer. After memorizing the numbers (a little too easily, if you ask me), Henry attempts to climb up onto the (now-bare) pantry shelves and hoist himself into the duct but falls and blacks out. Locke goes crazy and tries to rouse him but time is running out. Henry comes to and climbs into the vent as the final alarm begins to beep menacingly. There's no sound from Henry as Locke sweats it out. And then the familiar sound of the counter flipping back to its starting position. But then something different happens than usual. The station's lights go out and in the living quarters a bluish light (black light?) comes on, illuminating a hidden glyph on the wall: a mysterious map. (See below for screencap and translation of the map, via the Lost... and Gone Forever blog.)

From what I can gather, it shows the six Dharma stations pointing inwards to a large question mark, something at the center of it all. The six stations are arranged in a circular pattern around this question mark, themselves inside the familiar I Ching shape of the station symbols. What could it mean and where does it lead? But before Locke can get any closer to deciphering its meaning, the lights come back on and the blast doors rise up. Injured, Locke drags himself into the computer room, calling out to Henry. There is no sign of Henry anywhere. Just as Locke begins to think that Henry escaped, he steps out behind him and helps him to his feet. Locke didn't really think he just leave him there? Locke is relieved. Meanwhile, I am not so sold...

Jack makes his way back to the hatch when he is surprised by Kate, who was hoping to take a shower at the station. Realizing that Kate can't see Henry Gale, Jack makes up a lame excuse about the water being contaminated due to a cracked pipe somewhere. Kate is suspicious but believes him. As he offers to walk her back to the beach, they notice a flashing light from inside the jungle. Following the light, they discover a large parachute in a clearing, hooked up to a supply drop containing, among other things, Dharma Initiative brand macaroni and cheese.

What does this mean? It means: (1) that the Dharma Initiative is still very much active, (2) that they are continuing to drop off supplies at pre-designated times, (3) that this explains how the hatch has a brand-new washing machine and drier and those nifty new Eames chairs from Design Within Reach that Locke stood on earlier in the episode, and (4) that the Others are most likely Dharma Initiative operatives themselves.

As Kate and Jack ponder the meaning of the parachute, they are surprised by the appearance of Ana-Lucia, Sayid, and Charlie returning from their quest for the balloon. They tell Jack that they did find the balloon but also something even more curious. Back at the hatch, Henry helps Locke recover from his injury as the group bursts in. Sayid draws his gun and orders Henry to back away from Locke, who tries to explain that Henry is helping him. Sayid throws Henry against the wall and says that they found his balloon, exactly where he told them where it would be, and the grave of his wife, which he said he dug with his own two hands. But, Sayid still wasn't convinced and he dug up that grave and, guess what, it didn't have a woman in it, but it did have a man. A black man, in fact, who still had his wallet and his identification.... identification for one Henry Gale, resident of Minnesota. Which means that our guy is definitely an Other.

Next week, on an all-new Hurley-centric episode of Lost ("Dave"), the big guy begins having visions of his friend from the mental hospital, attacks Sawyer when he calls him crazy, and turns to clinical psychologist Libby for help; the castaways fight over the food; the Other-Formerly-Known-as-Henry-Gale refuses to tell Sayid where the Others are ("He'll kill me!") but provides some new insight into the hatch.

What’s On Tonight

8 pm: Survivor: Panama--Exile Island (CBS); Will & Grace/My Name is Earl (NBC); Smallville (WB); Extreme Makeover: Home Editon (ABC); That '70s Show/The Loop (FOX); Everybody Hates Chris/Love, Inc. (UPN)

9 pm: CSI: Crime Scene Investigation (CBS); My Name is Earl/The Office (NBC); Supernatural (WB); American Inventor (ABC); The OC (FOX); Eve/Cuts (UPN)

10 pm: Without a Trace (CBS); ER (NBC); Primetime (ABC)

What I’ll Be Watching

9 pm: My Name is Earl/The Office.

Unfortunately, Everybody Hates Chris is a repeat this week. But over on a new episode of My Name is Earl ("Boogeyman"), Earl terrifies a young boy when he hides under his bed. Oh that wacky Earl, always causing trouble.

Meanwhile, a half an hour later on NBC-should-thank-their-lucky-stars-to-have-this-comedy The Office ("Michael's Birthday"), Michael gives the Dunder Mifflin employees a real treat when he takes them all out ice-skating... to celebrate his own birthday. How depressing... is that really the only way Michael can get anyone to his own birthday party? What am I thinking? It's Michael Scott we're talking about. Of course it is.

29 March 2006

R.I.P. "Arrested Development"

For fans of Arrested Development, it looks like the fat lady just sang. Or at least the spokesperson for 20th Century Fox Television. The studio behind Arrested Development issued a statement earlier today that confirmed that the brilliant-but-not-yet-cancelled comedy about the exploits of a certain dysfunctional Orange County family would now unfortunately be referred to as merely brilliant-but-cancelled.

A 20th Century Fox Television spokesperson told Variety this morning that the studio had no plans to continue production on the show, which ignominiously ended its third-season run last month with a glorious two-hour death that unfortunately no one watched as it was on up against the opening ceremonies of the Olympics (shame on all of you!).

In an official statement printed by Variety, a studio spokesperson tried to cast some doubt that this was in fact the end of the road for the beseiged Bluth family:

"While there are no plans to resume production at this time, we know all too well from our experience with 'Family Guy'--another brilliant comedy which didn't find its audience in its first network run--that anything is possible. We'll always be a little hopeful that this is not quite the end for this amazing show."

Excuse me while I pause for disbelief. If you're going to can the show at least have the decency to say once and for all that it's the end and stop playing these mind games where fans hold out some hope that their beloved show might return in the future. (Yes, granted, creator Mitch Hurwitz mentioned the possibility of Arrested returning as a feature film, but, ladies and gentlemen, let's call that what it is: lip service.)

And the Family Guy comparison is wholly unmerited as well. It is an animated series. Getting the whole cast back together--and under contract--is a hell of a lot easier when they don't have to be in the same place at once... or even appear on camera.

All I can say is I appreciate all the hard work of the cast and crew over the last three difficult seasons and thank them for giving us a truly hilarious, genius show that proved that television comedy can be clever and heartfelt, wicked and self-aware. I wish everyone involved in AD all the best for the future. And if that future happens to include an "On the next Arrested Development..." at some point, that's great.

In the meantime, let's fire up the Arrested Development DVDs and remember the Bluths as we knew and loved them best. So long, Bluths, and thanks for all the laughs.

Rewind: "Dark Shadows"

I was planning on writing this column for a while now but with the recent death of Dark Shadows creator Dan Curtis on Monday, I figured that now would be the best time to take a look back at one of television's most seminal shows, Dark Shadows, and its many incarnations over the years. After all, what other television series can boast a long-running daily soap, a nighttime drama, two features, and a pilot among its checkered past?

I first discovered Dark Shadows in its 1991 incarnation, a nighttime drama for NBC that had the unfortunate distinction of airing--and getting preempted--during the network coverage of the Gulf War. I immediately fell in love with the show and its blend of campy horror and soapy drama and set out to immerse myself in the show's lore, seeking out VHS tapes of the original serial from the 1960s and 1970s and scouring the bookstores for books about the series. And later, while watching Buffy's resident vampire-with-a-soul Angel struggle with his quest to retain his humanity, I often thought back to Dark Shadows' Barnabas Collins. (Hell, there are even echoes of DS in Anne Rice's Interview with the Vampire series... and CBS' now-cancelled drama Forever Knight... the list of those influenced by the show goes on and on.)

For those of you not up to speed, Dark Shadows (in all of its many incarnations) features the wealthy Collins family of fictional Collinsport, Maine, and the many secrets and mysteries that surround them. One of those figurative skeltons in the familial closet is that of one Barnabas Collins (played by Jonathan Frid, above, in the original and Ben Cross in the 1991 revival series), an ancestor of the present-day Collins family who arrives at their palatial manse, Collinwood, seemingly out of thin air... but he's actually a nearly 200 year-old vampire under a deadly curse. The series concerns itself with Barnabas' quest to restore his humanity, rekindle his love for the long-dead and now-reincarnated Josette du Pres, and keep his secret from those around him. Oh, and there's time travel, parallel universes, Lovecraftian invasions, reincarnation, seances, werewolves, and a whole slew of other supernatural or paranormal occurences.

The original Dark Shadows series launched in 1966 on ABC as a daily, half-hour Gothic soap opera about strange goings-on at the Collins family estate in Maine. (It was a year until the show added what would become its vampiric lead, Barnabas Collins.) Young and inexperienced governess Victoria Winters (Alexandra Moltke) arrives at Collinwood to care for disturbed David Collins, a pre-teen expelled from his school after he burns it to the ground. Hired by David's father, the stern taskmaster Roger Collins (Louis Edmonds), and Roger's sister, sad, tragic Elizabeth Collins-Stoddard (Joan Bennett), Victoria is pretty much left to fend for herself as she gets herself entangled in a series of dangerous mysteries and eerie happenings. She's aided--and sometimes hindered--by Elizabeth's spunky daughter Carolyn (Nancy Barrett) and no-nonsense Maggie Evans (Kathryn Leigh Scott), a waitress at local hangout, the Blue Whale. What followed was the usual soap opera romances, betrayals, and intrigues, set against an imposing Gothic structure, but influenced by the Gothic storytelling of Ann Radcliffe, Mary Shelley, and others. That is until, Barnabas Collins (Jonathan Frid) was introduced...

Overnight, the show went from a Gothic-influenced soap opera to a supernatural one. No-good handyman Willie Loomis (John Karlen) inadvertantly frees vampire Barnabas Collins, who attacks him and then shows up at Collinwood claiming to be a distant relative of the family from England (no computers in those days to check his story, though the 1991 version doesn't address this either) and soon moves in to the property's Old Manor House, which he had once lived in when he was alive. He kidnaps Maggie Evans, whom he believes to be the reincarnation of his lost love Josette, attempts to hypnotize her and keeps her prisoner in the Old House's basement. Eventually with the help of the spirit of Barnabas' sister Sarah (a playmate of David Collins), Maggie is able to escape but remembers nothing of her ordeal.

A specialist is brought in to help Maggie recover her memory and a writer's typographical error changed the gender of this character from male to female. Dr. Julia Hoffman (Grayson Hall)--doctor, scientist, logician--is introduced. She quickly becomes Barnabas' adversary, but upon discovering his secret, attempts to cure him of his vampirism. Eventually, the two become companions in an unending quest to battle all manners of evil.

In a storyline crucial to the show's mythos, Victoria Winters is sent back in time to the year 1795, where she meets the flesh-and-blood Barnabas and his fiance Josette du Pres, the past self of Maggie Evans. There, Victoria spends many, many episodes attempting to get home while trying not to be hanged for witchcraft and ultimately falling in love with Peter Bradford (Roger Davis), the lawyer representing her. Meanwhile, the witch Angelique (Lara Parker, above) pulls all of the strings, evenutally cursing Barnabas (it's her fault he becomes a vampire) when he scorns her. Victoria returns to the present but, when she sees Peter Bradford on the side of the road, she crashes the car she's driving, which promptly removes her memories of Barnabas being a vampire.

Over the next few years, Dark Shadows would get weirder and weirder, introducing malevolent spirits influenced by Henry James' classic ghost story "The Turn of the Screw," zombies, werewolves, disembodied magical hands, witches, warlocks, and ancient demons influenced by the Cthulhu stories of H.P. Lovecraft. It would also frequently send its characters through time using the I Ching, to 1840 or the 1920s, always using its ensemble cast to play a wide array of period characters. Eventually the show began to explore the notion of parallel time--the thought that side-by-side with our own universe there exist an infinite number of alternate or parallel universes, similar to ours but with key differences.

While the parallel time idea was novel and interesting, ultimately the show, which soon left behind its primary characters--including Barnabas Collins, Victoria Winters, and Julia Hoffman--became a muddled alternate reality story, taking place in a parallel 19th century version of Collinwood. Longtime fans lost interest and Dark Shadows swiftly ended production in 1971.

However, the series managed to give birth to two feature films, House of Dark Shadows (1970) and Night of Dark Shadows (1971), both of which were directed by creator Dan Curtis. The first film, House of Dark Shadows, effectively reset the clock and showed an alternate universe version of the Barnabas origin story, as Willie Loomis frees Barnabas from his prison and sets him loose on a bloodbath in Collinsport. It was a much bloodier, darker, and violent incarnation of Dark Shadows and portrayed Barnabas as much more malevolent character (the scene where he beats a defenseless Willie Loomis is as terrifying as it is heartbreaking), a portrayal that would greatly influence the later 1991 revival series, which drew greatly from the framework and tone of the film.

The second of the two Dark Shadows films, Night of Dark Shadows, departed even more from the storyline set out in the series. This time out, the plot was a reincarnation drama and revolved around a painter and his wife who move into yet another alternate reality Collinwood, only to find themselves plagued by ghosts of his ancestors. And when the husband becomes posessed by the spirit of his evil ancestor and keeps trying to murder his wife, all hell breaks loose. Unlike House of Dark Shadows, which focused on the central character of Barnabas Collins, this film concerned itself with two popular supporting characters from the series (or alternate version of them anyway): Quentin Collins and Barnabas' nemesis, the witch Angelique. Fan favorite Grayson Hall (she played Dr. Julia Hoffman on the series) gives a memorable turn as the menacing Carlotta Drake, the Mrs. Danvers-like housekeeper.

Sadly, neither film is currently available on DVD, which is a shame because there is really nothing quite like them.

In 1991, NBC revived the long-dormant series, this time as a prime-time soap starring Ben Cross (left) as reluctant vampire Barnabas Collins and Joanna Going as ingenue Victoria Winters. This series only lasted 12 episodes (the Gulf War didn't help) and greatly compacted a number of storylines into its brief run: Barnabas' arrival; his sometimes adversarial relationship with Julia Hoffman (Barbara Steele); his romance with Victoria Winters (this time producers smartly made her Josette's reincarnation); and Victoria's journey to the 18th century where she comes face to face with Barnabas before his transformation into a vampire at the hands of Angelique. The series also updated or reinvented several of the characters. Dr. Julia Hoffman is, this time around, far more formidable and icy; wholly a woman of hard science not in touch with her own femininity. Maggie Evans, still a waitress at the Blue Whale, is now having an affair with the married Roger Collins and has psychic powers of her own such as clairvoyance and is a spirit medium. Carolyn Collins-Stoddard (Barbara Blackburn) is just as spoiled as her 1960s counterpart but is now overtly sexual; as much a predator in her own right as Barnabas. Jim Fyfe's Willie Loomis far more pathetic a creator than John Karlen's; he's introduced as a greedy, lazy alcoholic who frees Barnabas while looking for hidden jewels and then cowers in fear from his new master (the series uses the beating scene from House of Dark Shadows), only to ultimately become Barnabas' trusted companion.

As previously mentioned, the 1991 revival series owes much of its darker elements to the House of Dark Shadows film while still retaining some of the campiness of the original series (check out the "nighttime" scenes which are obviously filmed in broad daylight, the overwrought score, and the not-so special effects). Ben Cross' Barnabas is a much more violent, torn individual and his hungers weigh much more heavily upon him, as he cuts a deadly swath through both the town and the Collins family, attacking and killing Daphne Collins (Rebecca Staab)--whom he turns into a vampire and who attacks boyfriend Joe Haskell (Michael T. Weiss) in turn, murdering the suspicious Professor Woodard (Stefan Gierash) whom he turns as well, and viciously beating poor Willie.

As the police investigate the eerie deaths of a dozen individuals, they bring in a blood expert from New York University, one Dr. Julia Hoffman. Julia soon deduces Barnabas' secret, but rather than kill or expose him, offers to cure him in an ongoing experiment. She believes that his vampirism isn't a curse but rather a medical condition that can be cured. And they succeed for some time at keeping his vampirism in check, until Barnabas and Victoria get too close and a jealous Julia seeks to destroy the progress they've made. Barnabas soon transforms into a grotesque 200-year-old man and is forced to feed upon Carolyn when she discovers him. He vows revenge against Julia and sends Carolyn to kill her in bed but Julia is onto Barnabas and anticipates him. Their feud ends when Angelique reappears and when, during a seance to contact the ghostly Sarah Collins, Victoria Winters is sent back in time.

In a nice twist, the show catapults back and forth from Victoria in the year 1791--where she meets her past self, Josette du Pres, and Barnabas and is forced to witness tragedy upon tragedy happen to the Collins family, unable to stop them from happening--and the present day, where the Collins attempt to find a way to bring Victoria back. But Angelique (Lysette Anthony) has other ideas and is able to reach through the centuries to try and separate Barnabas and Victoria for good and end the Collins family. But then Victoria is able to save the Collins family and return to the present... and just like that the show ended as Victoria reappears in 1991, but armed with the knowledge that Barnabas is a vampire and responsible for the deaths of dozens of people. As a terrified Victoria looks at Barnabas, we fade to black as Dark Shadows ends for a second time.

But it wasn't quite the end of the ongoing Dark Shadows story. In 2004, the WB network filmed an aborted pilot for a new incarnation of Dark Shadows, which never made it onto the air. This time, Barnabas was played by Alec Newman and Victoria by Marley Shelton. I managed to get a copy of the pilot script when it was in development at the WB and was saddened to learn that it was a jumble of storylines... the writers had managed to smoosh together several episodes' worth of stories into one confusing, underwhelming hour. I was hardly surprised that it didn't make it onto the fall 2004 schedule.

Which isn't to say that there won't be another attempt to revive the Dark Shadows franchise in the future. This is, after all, a show--like Barnabas Collins himself--that refuses to die.

What’s On Tonight

8 pm: Out of Practice/Courting Alex (CBS); Deal or No Deal (NBC); One Tree Hill (WB); George Lopez/Freddie (ABC); Bones (FOX); America's Next Top Model (UPN)

9 pm: Criminal Minds (CBS); Law & Order (NBC); The Bedford Diaries (WB); Lost (ABC); American Idol/Unan1mous (FOX); Veronica Mars (UPN)

10 pm: CSI: New York (CBS); Heist (NBC); The Evidence (ABC)

What I’ll Be Watching

Lost.

As thought that's a surprise. On an all-new episode of Lost ("Lockdown"), that old coot Locke has to enlist the aid of an unlikely ally when the hatch's blast doors come crashing down and the station takes on a life of its own. Could it be... creepy Other Henry Gale? And I've said it before but I'll say it again: Lockdown. Heh. Locke down.

Veronica Mars.

Meanwhile, over on a first run ep of Veronica Mars ("The Rapes of Graff"), Veronica's ex-boyfriend is accused of date rape and turns to everyone's favorite teen sleuth to clear his name. Come on, Veronica, leave your former BF out to dry and focus on solving the mystery of the bus crash! Inquiring minds want to know!

28 March 2006

"Arrested Development" Deal D.O.A.?

Variety is reporting today that Arrested Development showrunner Mitch Hurwitz would not continue with the show, should a deal between studio 20th Century Fox and Showtime go through, putting a spanner in any potential deal to save the beleaguered comedy, which recently concluded its (truncated) three season run on Fox.

Showtime president Bob Greenblatt had said in the past that Hurwitz was a crucial part of any deal involving Arrested Development. If Hurwitz is no longer part of the package, then there's no possible way for any deal to go forward at Showtime.

The reason behind the split? According to Hurwitz, the decision was based on both financial and creative concerns. (Why, Mitch, why?) Hurwitz told Variety:

"The fans have been so ardent in their devotion and in return... I've given everything I can to the show in order to try to live up to their expectations. I finally reached a point where I felt I couldn't continue to deliver that on a weekly basis. Of course, if there was enough money in it, I would have happily abandoned the fans' need for quality. But as it turns out, there wasn't."
The one bright point amid this gloom: Hurwitz did hint that while Arrested Development be coming to an end in its current TV incarnation, he might be interested in reviving the show as a feature film down the line. (My feeling is that those chances are less likely than a Buster-Lucille II romantic reunion. Sadly, I just don't see it happening as a theatrical release.)

There has been no official comment from the studio confirming the death of Arrested Development. However, on this day which will henceforth be known to me as Black Tuesday, it's beginning to look like the writing is on the wall for the Bluth family. With Showtime, out of the mix, I don't know where else the studio can take the show, especially without the involvement of Mitch Hurwitz and lieutenant Jim Vallely (who said that he wouldn't do the show without Hurwitz). It's not looking good, people.

While I don't want to give up the fight, at this point, all I can say is: Rest in peace, my wacky, wonderful Bluths. We'll miss you.

"No Reservations" About Watching Bourdain

Anthony Bourdain is commonly referred to as the enfant terrible of the culinary set. The author of the critically acclaimed foodie memoir "Kitchen Confidential" (itself the basis for an unfortunately failed FOX single camera comedy this season), Bourdain is a chef (at the world famous Brasserie Les Halles restaurant in Manhattan), writer, critic, and life-long cynic. He's also the host of the Travel Channel's brilliant series No Reservations (gotta love that culinary pun).

No Reservations isn't a cooking show or a travel show. Really, it's a travel show about cooking. But even that designation doesn't really capture the essence of the show. Bourdain's previous show, A Cook's Tour, on the Food Network also depicted Bourdain traveling the world in search of exotic foodstuffs. But that series relied more heavily on the shock value of witnessing Bourdain eat anything that came his way (see Anthony eat a still-beating cobra heart!) than No Reservations, which is about the culture, people, and traditions of the places Bourdain visits as much as it is about the food he eats. Bourdain realizes this and revels in it and this notion frees him up to explore the alleys of Osaka or the Amalfi Coast with the same zeal and hunger.

Which is not to say that Bourdain now shies away from injesting the exotic or unusual. Last night's premiere of brand new episodes on the Travel Channel brought us a two-hour block of Bourdain's adventures in Asia, or more specifically to Japan (this time to Osaka and the countryside) and China (a first for Bourdain). In Osaka, Tony nearly eats himself to ruin (a longstanding Osaka tradition) as he eats searingly hot octopus dumplings, sweet-and-savory stuffed pancakes, and cow and pig organs... in fact, it's as though Tony has organs on his brain as in China he eats raw cow liver and an assortment of entrails and odds and ends of a number of farmyard animals.

But unlike most travel or cooking shows, Tony interacts with the people of the places he visits. In Japan, he joins a Japanese family for the festival of Obun, the highlight of the Japanese religious year and a celebration of the dead, where the spirits of the ancestors join the living for a holiday of lights and food. Asking the family what dish they would request if they knew they were about to die the following day (probably not the wisest of questions given the holiday in question) yields some interesting answers: a young man pines for a chocolate eclair while his mother, having lived her whole life in the countryside, seeks the childhood pleasure of eating a delicacy in those parts: small birds (sort of like a variation of the French ortolan or drowned bird).

Similarly, in China, Bourdain ends his gastronomic trip by visiting a farmhouse in the Chinese province of Sichuan, where--after enduring the spiciness of black flower petal peppers and searing hot pots--Bourdain eats the simplest peasant food, all grown or obtained locally on the farm, and in the presence of the kind people who have invited him into their home, eats one of the most delicious meals he has eaten.

It's moments like those that make No Reservations such a television gem, taking the series away from the self-promotional travelogue and into a level--informative, touching, and hysterical--all its own. Granted Bourdain isn't touchy-feely at all. He's a chain smoking, sarcastic drunkard most of the time and don't get him started on his hate for TV chefs Rachael Ray or Rocco DiSpirito. (Personally, I agree with Bourdain on both counts and love his diatribes or ongoing jests at their expense.)

But in the end, that's why I love him. He's not afraid to speak his mind or bare his heart for what he thinks or believes in. Or really to do the potentially embarassing things he does in this series. Bourdain genuinely loves food and new experiences and it's apparent from the very first moment of each episode to the closing credits.

And, ultimately, that's why I've got no reservations about watching him.

"No Reservations" airs Monday evenings at 9 pm on the Travel Channel.

What's On Tonight

8 pm: NCIS (CBS); Most Outrageous Moments/Scrubs (NBC); Gilmore Girls (WB); According to Jim/Hope & Faith (ABC); American Idol (FOX); America's Next Top Model (UPN)

9 pm: The Unit (CBS); Scrubs/Teachers (NBC); Gilmore Girls (WB); Sons & Daughters/Sons & Daughters (ABC); House (FOX); Veronica Mars (UPN)

10 pm: The Amazing Race (CBS); Law & Order: Special Victims Unit (NBC); Boston Legal (ABC)

What I'll Be Watching

8:30 pm: Scrubs.

Gilmore Girls is yet another repeat in a long line of repeats (fret not, GG fans, it FINALLY returns with a new episode next week) and I don't do American Idol anymore, so I will probably catch Scrubs, one of the single best written and acted comedies currently on television. I'm behind on my Scrubs watching by several seasons (I got hooked on the DVDs), but I'll catch it tonight.

9 pm: The Unit.

Tonight, Mamet, Ryan, and Co. bring us an episode entitled, "True Believers" (written by Shawn Ryan), in which the team must protect the Mexican drug minister, whom a cartel targets for death. Which would be difficult enough, but then the minister's family is also kidnapped, raising the stakes significantly for everyone involved. Could they protect puppies just once? You know, for a change of scenery?

10 pm: The Amazing Race.

On The Amazing Race ("Good Thing I Took That Human Anatomy Class in High School"), nothing goes right for several teams: one pair gets lost on their way to the road block... only to end up at the pit stop; Lori has a meltdown trying to assemble a statue; and the teams must locate a marked piece of clothing from more than 2000 pieces of laundry. Meanwhile, Phil acts dignified in the face of stupidity from Eric and Jeremy and maybe even points at an approaching team. Sounds like another brilliant episode of the sophisticated granddaddy of reality series.

27 March 2006

Ricky Gervais Serenades "Simpsons" Viewers

I was more than a little impressed by how much I enjoyed last night's episode of The Simpsons. But then again, considering it was written by (and guest starred) comedy legend Ricky Gervais, I shouldn't have been all that surprised. He is, after all, the man who brought us David Brent, HBO's Extras, and a certain Guinness Record-holding weekly podcast.

(First off, I have to take a moment and just gush about the live-action opening that Fox used last night for The Simpsons. In an episode featuring one of Britain's top comedians, it's only fitting that producers used the live-action opening sequence created by a bunch of Brits for a promo that aired on the UK's Sky network. From the opening images of the nuclear plant's smoke stacks to baby Maggie getting scanned at the grocery check-out and little Lisa whailing away on her saxophone, it was sheer genius. Every moment tracked beautifully and in three-dimensional brilliant color. Having seen it online, I had to rewatch it several times on the television and marvel at its awesome power.)

On last night's episode ("Homer Simpson, This is Your Wife"), the Simpsons win third prize in a contest: a tour of the Fox studios in Los Angeles. Touring the lot (I loved the golden statue of Misha Barton, by the way), they stumble onto a new reality show being cast called "Mother Flippers," itself a take-off on the feud between ABC and FOX over their dueling family-swap shows, Wife Swap and Trading Spouses. (After Lisa mentions that she saw a similar show on another network, a Fox exec offers her an ABC sweatshirt.) Hoping to win enough money for an HD plasma screen television like the one Lenny has, Homer promptly signs Marge up for the show. While the rest of the family have to endure an uptight, repressed Yale-educated woman (she makes them write reports on the TV shows they watch; Homer's report on CSI: Miami--and how he falls asleep only to wake up to see "Letterman talking to Alias"--is priceless), Marge ends up with a well-behaved family: a young son who speaks Mandarin Chinese and is always behaved and her new "husband" Charles (voiced by Ricky Gervais).

Gervais is, of course, hysterical as the self-effacing Charles, who quickly falls for Marge's genuine charms and cheerful personality and tries to woo her. The effect is a cross between The Office's David Brent, complete with tie-pinching mannerisms, off-color jokes, and awareness that the cameras are filming him (did you catch his riff on sensitivity towards women's issues?), and the Ricky Gervais of his weekly podcast: off-kilter and animatedly hilarious. I was rolling on the floor when Charles, a "singer-songwriter," pulled out a guitar, seemingly out of nowhere, to serenade Marge with a home-written tune. Marge, of course, turns down Charles for the dubious charms of Homer and returns home, resetting everything back to just the way it was at the opening.

Except that one thing had changed.

Ultimately, Gervais' episode reminded me of why I love(d) the show in the first place. And that there is still material and situations out there for The Simpsons to mine. I only wish that every episode could be as witty and rewarding as last night's. Then again, Gervais can't write everything. But, until we get his (and co-writer Stephen Merchant's) episode of the US edition of The Office, I'll be rewatching this Simpsons episode a few more times.

What's On Tonight

8 pm: King of Queens/How I Met Your Mother (CBS); Deal or No Deal (NBC); Everwood (WB); Wife Swap (ABC); Prison Break (FOX); One on One/All of Us (UPN)

9 pm: Two and a Half Men/The New Adventures of Old Christine (CBS); The Apprentice (NBC); Everwood (WB); Supernanny (ABC); 24 (FOX); Girlfriends/Half & Half (UPN)

10 pm: CSI: Miami (CBS); Medium (NBC); Miracle Workers (ABC)

What I'll Be Watching

Wow, for once Monday ends up being a busy night of telly for me. I'll be either watching or TiVo'ing the following tonight:

6 pm: Anthony Bourdain: No Reservations.

The enfant terrible of the cooking set returns for a new batch of episodes on the Travel Channel. In tonight's two-hour special, Anthony travels to Asia... or specifically to the two culinary hubs of the continent: Japan and China, where I am sure he will eat all sorts of interesting and culturally adverse meals.

8 pm: Ed vs. Spencer and Bromwell High.

Because I missed their premieres on Thursday night, I'll check out the second window premieres of new Brit series Ed vs. Spencer and Bromwell High on BBC America. In the premiere episode of Ed vs. Spencer (a Brit remake of Canadian series Kenny vs. Spenny), "Who Can Make Themselves the Illest?" the boys deliberately try to make themselves ill in a competition to see, well, who can make themselves the sickest. Meanwhile, over on animated series Bromwell High ("Tolerance"), the girls prepare a school presentation on tolerance.

9 pm: The Apprentice.

On tonight's installment of The Apprentice ("Cruise Control"), the teams race to film a commercial aboard a cruise ship... the only problem is that they have to complete the challenge before the ship sets sail. Ah, that Donald. Always finding new and creative ways to impose deadlines.

9:30 pm: Old Christine.

Meanwhile, over on CBS' Old Christine ("One Toe Over the Line, Sweet Jesus"), everyone's favorite divorcee Christine is annoyed when her brother Matthew tells ex-hubby Richard that she is on her fifth date with a new boyfriend. I still can't believe I am actually watching a sitcom with a laugh track and everything. It's simply too... weird.

24 March 2006

"Doctor" in the House

Somehow I've managed to miss out on the Doctor Who craze for most of my life. I've caught a few episodes here and there of the Tom Baker incarnation and of course I am familiar with the Doctor's most famous villains, those salt shaker-shaped aliens called the Daleks. Yet, I've never really connected with the character or the show (that might have something to do with the way sub-par special effects). So I was wary but open-minded about the BBC's new Doctor Who series, which premiered in the States last week on the Sci-Fi Channel.

Re-envisioned by Russell Davies (creator of the original British Queer as Folk), this Doctor Who is several worlds away from the original 26-year-running cult series. Managing to retain the original's sense of camp and whimsy, the new Doctor Who features Christopher Eccleston as the latest incarnation of a being known only as the Doctor, the last of an alien race called the Time Lords. He travels through space and time in a ship called the T.A.R.D.I.S. (Time And Relative Dimension In Space), a ship which cleverly appears to be a 1950s British police call box... and which is a hell of a lot bigger on the inside than it is on the outside.

Which brings us to Rose (former pop singer Billie Piper). In the show's pilot ("Rose"), the Doctor arrives on Earth to stop an alien invasion and meets shopgirl Rose, a thoroughly bored department store assistant sleepwalking through life. But Rose's dreary life becomes deadly when her store's plastic mannequins come to life and try to kill her. Rescued by the Doctor, Rose finds herself caught in the battle to stop the Nestene Consciousness--a bubbling vat of goo capable of controlling anything plastic--from annihilating the human race. The Nestene Consciousness is able to send out a signal through the London Eye (that huge ferris wheel) and seize control of the mannequins all over London, turning them into deranged, plastic killers (creepily, their hands house lethal shotguns). But ultimately, it's up to the rather acrobatic Rose to save the Doctor and together they end up averting a global disaster. The Doctor gives Rose the choice to remain stuck in her meaningless existence or join him in exploring time and space.

Of course, Rose chooses to join the Doctor as his companion on his quest (because, well, there wouldn't be a show otherwise). In the second episode, "The End of the World," Rose and the Doctor travel from the present day to the very limit of time on Earth... a.k.a. the End of the World. Five billion years in the future, the Earth is about to be incinerated by the expansion of the sun. Its inhabitants have all departed and intermingled with the other galatic races, but aboard a space station, an elite group of alien watchers is gathering to see the final minutes of the planet. The Doctor and Rose manage to sneak aboard the station and, using a psychic business card, the Doctor is able to secure them safety and freedom aboard the station. There, they meet the Last Human, a vain, pureblooded female who has taken cosmetic surgery to new (and hilarious) extremes: she is a now a single, flattened piece of skin with a face. As the group gathers to watch Earth's demise, a murderer stalks the station and kills off several of the guests and the station's steward... and nearly succeeds in killing Rose. And it falls to the Doctor to save the day, so they don't all end up toast when the sun expands.

I didn't quite anticipate how taken I'd be with Doctor Who. While I thought that the second episode was far superior to the first (the special effects, while significantly improved, are still a little, er, television-y), I was immediately sucked in by the show's out-there mindset and British quirkiness. Adding to that is the wonderful interplay between Eccleston's Doctor and Piper's Rose, who brings a refreshing humanity and Cockney spunk to their adventures. They are a sensational duo and I was impressed with Piper's Rose, who wasn't pigeonholed into being either an ingenue or a badass.

Eccleston brings a sense of controlled mania and joy to the role of the Doctor; it's quite apparent that the Doctor does what he does because he loves it, rather than some responsibility he feels (somewhere, Uncle Ben is rolling in his grave). It's a pity then, that Eccleston left the show early on, to be replaced in the role by Viva Blackpool's David Tennant. While I am sure that Tennant will be a wonderful Doctor (and have heard that the switcheroo is actually written into the plot), I'll miss Eccleston. In the end, he's the one that made me really root for the good Doctor in the first place.

But, ultimately, in a show as wacky and surreal as Doctor Who, I suppose change is part of the program.

"Doctor Who" airs Friday nights at 9 pm on Sci-Fi.

What’s On Tonight

8 pm: College Basketball (CBS); Deal or No Deal (NBC); What I Like About You/Living with Fran (WB); America’s Funniest Home Videos (ABC); Nanny 911 (FOX); WWE Friday Night SmackDown! (UPN)

9 pm: Heist (NBC); Reba/Modern Men (WB); In Justice (ABC); Trading Spouses: Meet Your New Mommy (FOX)

10 pm: Conviction (NBC); 20/20 (ABC)

What I’ll Be Watching

9 pm: Doctor Who, naturally. Didn't you read the above?

In tonight's installment of Doctor Who, entitled "The Unquiet Dead," the Doctor and Rose travel to the Victorian era, where they team up with Charles Dickens to battle an ethereal villain. What other show could boast that as an episode description?

But I'll also bve TiVo'ing the following: Little Britain, Creature Comforts, and spoof psychic show High Spirits with Shirley Ghostman on BBC America. Just because it wouldn't be a Friday night without something British on the telly.

23 March 2006

UPN Ships "Veronica Mars" to Old Home on Tuesdays

Zap2it is reporting today that UPN is moving mystery series Veronica Mars (and one of my personal fave programs) out of its Wednesday night berth and back to its original home Tuesday evenings at 9 pm, essentially moving the show out of direct competition with American Idol (and Lost as well).

Beginning as early as next week, Veronica Mars will now be sleuthing on Tuesdays while UPN will air repeats in the show's former Wednesday night timeslot for the next two weeks anyway. What will happen after that is anyone's guess. Unfortunately, relocating the show to a new night also removing the show's strong series lead-in in the form of America's Next Top Model, which had given the series a bit of an uptick in the ratings department.

The move comes at a dangerous time for the show as UPN and the WB decide their combined fall schedule for the new CW network. While Veronica's name had been thrown about as a strong possibility for making the jump come autumn, this move now throws some noirish shadows on the show's prospects. (If somehow One Tree Hill manages to get picked up and Veronica Mars doesn't, I cannot describe quite how livid I will be.)

But, until the new CW network unveils its fall schedule at the upfronts in May, let's hope that the only deaths are those in the show's fictional town of Neptune, California, and not Veronica Mars itself.

Messages in a Bottle: LOST Thoughts #4

In last night's fairly lackluster installment of Lost ("The Whole Truth"), the writers didn't give us very much to go on. In fact, the entire episode, felt like we were treading water before a big wave breaks next week... with only two more episodes to go before sweeps, something better start happening and soon. Meanwhile, this week brought us a glimpse of reclusive couple Rose and Bernard (you could almost forget they're on the island), a secret that Sun had been concealing, and a wild goose chase in the jungle.

Back in Korea, Sun and Jin unsuccesfully tried to conceive a child and that their fertility doctor blamed Sun for their problems, but in reality it was Jin who was infertile. Meanwhile, we also learn in flashback that Sun's English tutor was none other than her former paramour, the son of that luxe hotel owner. While we never see the two consummate their star-crossed romance, it lends credence to the thought that Sun's pregnancy might not be the island "miracle" that Jin is making it out to be... Could someone else be the father of her unborn child? Sun's suspicions about her pregancy are confirmed by a home pregnancy test that Sun obtains from Sawyer. A home pregnancy test with the eerie brand name of Widmore Labs (see screencap, via Humpys.net). Where did the pregnancy test come from? Who would travel with one stowed away in their carry-on luggage? (It should be noted that, among other things, Widmore Labs can be an anagram for "womb derails," which hopefully doesn't mean that Sun will be miscarrying soon...) And finally, on this note, Kate reveals that she has used a home pregnancy test in the past, but didn't disclose whether the results where positive or negative... or who the father was.

Looking to make things even more tense down in the hatch, Locke surprises the good doctor in the shower and tells a naked Jack that he told Ana-Lucia about their prisoner, Henry Gale. Ana, a former cop, questions Gale and gets him to eventually draw a map of his balloon's location, unbeknownst to Jack and Locke. Ana sets out with Sayid and Charlie to disprove Gale's cover story and reveal him to be an Other. Sayid is out for revenge--he blames the Others for Shannon's death and not Ana--but Ana is not so sure what to believe. After all, she indirectly caused Nathan's death because she suspected him of being an Other, when it was Goodwin all along.

Meanwhile, Bernard forgets Rose's birthday and looks for a pearl to give her as a present, but of course theren't even any oysters around... Hurley still has a stash of food hidden somewhere in the jungle and he appears eating one of those Apollo chocolate bars we haven't seen in a while. Speaking of which, did Rose ever give Bernard the Apollo bar she was saving for him?

Looking to get back at Locke, Jack goes against orders and lets Gale out of his cage for a little breakfast chat over a bowl of cereal. A curious Henry spies the computer and asks about its purpose, as he takes in his surroundings (stupid, Jack!)... and then surprises Jack and Locke with the news that he had given Ana-Lucia a map to his balloon. This is a shock to them and Gale soon turns creepy again by saying that if he were an Other--which he's not saying he is--but if he was, he would have drawn a map leading the troika not to the whereabouts of the downed balloon, but to a secluded place, the perfect spot to spring a trap. Come on, people, does it need to be any clearer, he's EVIL!

Lost Literary Allusion(s) of the Week: Sawyer reads "Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret" by acclaimed children's author Judy Blume. The young adult novel is about Margaret, a pre-teen girl, who--because her parents are Christian and Jewish--grows up without religion. The book details her ongoing questing for a single, unifying religion (a light bulb should have just gone up over your head there), and also confronts many issues facing young girls, including having her first period... which is a rather interesting juxtaposition given what Sun is going through right now. Astute viewers will also have noted that the map that presumptive Other Henry Gale makes is on the back of the title page of "The Brothers Karamazov," the book which Locke had given Gale in a previous episode.

On next week's episode ("Lockdown"), something scary is loose in the hatch as the blast doors descend around Locke, who must seek help from an unlikely source (Henry Gale?). Hehehe, Locke down. Meanwhile, Ana-Lucia, Sayid, and Charlie find Gale's smiley face balloon in the trees... but are they being led into a trap?

What’s On Tonight

8 pm: College Basketball (CBS); Will & Grace/My Name is Earl (NBC); Smallville (WB); Extreme Makeover: Home Editon (ABC); That '70s Show/The Loop (FOX); Everybody Hates Chris/Love, Inc. (UPN)

9 pm: My Name is Earl/The Office (NBC); Supernatural (WB); American Inventor (ABC); The OC (FOX); Eve/Cuts (UPN)

10 pm: ER (NBC); Primetime (ABC)

What I’ll Be Watching

8 pm: Everybody Hates Chris.

It's about time that we got a new episode. I've been having severe Chris withdrawal. In this week's episode, "Everybody Hates Funerals," Rochelle's father (Jimmie Walker) dies unexpectedly and, when Rochelle acts as if nothing is wrong, Julius and the kids become concerned. Hilarity ensues.

9 pm: My Name is Earl/The Office.

Unfortunately, the comedy power duo is only 50 percent new tonight. On a new flashback episode of My Name is Earl ("Y2K"), in 1999, Earl and the Gang manage to confuse Y2K with a global apocalypse and believe they are the only survivors on Earth. (I blame Joy.) Meanwhile, on a classic episode (read: repeat) from Season One of The Office, ("Health Care"), Dwight goes power-mad when Michael puts him in charge of choosing a health care plan for the Dunder Mifflin employees. It was this and the "Diversity Day" episode that made me begin to love this show, so if you haven't seen it before (and don't want to pay $1.99 to download it on iTunes), check it out tonight!

22 March 2006

Development of "Arrested Development" DVD is, er, Arrested

Like the Bluth family, it seems like fans of Arrested Development can't catch a break either. Just a day after a Hollywood Reporter article made it seem as though saying a deal had been reached between Showtime and Mitch Hurwitz would be a stretch, TVShowsonDVD.com is reporting that the third season DVD release of the beleaguered sitcom has been postponed.

While the Arrested Development DVD release hasn't been cancelled (thank you, 20th Century Fox, for that), the release of the third season has been pushed from its scheduled berth in June to an as-yet-undetermined date.

While I can only keep pleading with Showtime to pick up the show for those 26 episodes (over two years)--and with creator Mitch Hurwitz to sign the deal--it seems as though dark clouds are gathering over the horizon for the show, which has in the past managed to escape death several times already. If that is the case, then all we AD fans have left are those treasured DVD releases. And with only thirteen episodes in the shortened Season Three, that's a bit of a cold comfort.

In the meantime, I'll keep making offerings to the Showtime gods...

From Across the Pond: "The Robinsons"

Every once in a while, BBC America will re-air a recent program that you may have missed the first time around... or one that you'd like to TiVo as the wait for DVDs here in the States seems inexoribly long lately. One such show is the family dramedy The Robinsons, a zany and often madcap series about a long-suffering family and their even more long-suffering son. Think of it as Arrested Development Lite, but without the money and furs and carnivorous seals.

As the series opens, Ed Robinson (The Office's Martin Freeman, here channeling a slightly more downtrodden version of Tim) is in a state of freefall: his wife ended their marriage by telling him he was useless in bed, he hates his dull job as a re-insurance agent for the marine industry, and--with nowhere else to go--he moves into his aunt's dreary apartment, while she is away on an extended vacation. When Ed begins an affair with a co-worker who gets promoted over him, she ends up dumping him as soon as she is promoted... and fires him for good measure.

If only Ed's family would support him, at least emotionally. But they all have their own neuroses and dramas to deal with at the expense of others around them. Like his uptight sister